danny decheeto

elf on the shelf ain't got nothing on Cheeto Devito

Yeah I like NCIS Nine Cookies In Sixty seconds

used a ancient spell to turn danny devito into a cheeto so i could put him on my tree

don't trust elves! while you're at work, your elves on shelves are murdering gnomes, this one cut a gnomies head off and is holding it like a prize!

There are more gnomes than any other race in the forest. I'd like to learn their secret...

Girl let’s go back to my place, nothing crazy just a HUGE mansion in space

The hiccups are just the devil giving you a little tickle on the ribs

Is this still ok to post?

Ash vampire? More like ass vampire, amirite?!

Fargoth getting spit roasted by two large Nord blacksmiths. Caius Cosades watches, high as a kite

Friends should join the writhing mass for Christmas

I had to listen to three different versions of last Christmas on repeat while I was getting my nails done

peanut butter goes HARD with jelly 😂

bro got that Ninja Turtle swagger

hey tall leg, give me back my spell book!

House Sparrow Posing like a champion...

Red-tailed Hawk With the sun on its face...

Winter Solstice. 🎨 Anne Hunter

Art by Manuel Pérez Clemente (aka Sanjulián) 🪓🩸🎄

Joe Jusko, 1982

I don't use marijuana recreationally I use it competitively

I think I want to do enough drugs to fry the part of my brain that does magic

they took my skin and replaced it with fur

grinding up some Keebler cookies to use as rat poison

Heading back to the family homestead just to wait until nightfall and go cousin tipping in the fields

🎶 How do you solve a problem like Maria? How do you catch a cloud and pin it down? How do you find a word that means Maria? A flibbertigibbet, A will-o'-the-wisp, A clown 🎶

Coelacanth that talks like John Travolta in Grease

Maybe the secret of success is eating like the job you want, not dressing like it? From now on I'm gonna eat McDonald's every day so I can be billionaire investor & world leader like Trump & Warren Buffett. /s

One of my favs from this year for #MushroomMonday

i’m the kinda person that searches his toolbox for a sharp chisel, and screams OW!, because i found the sharp chisel by slicing my thumb open on it.

Mondays suck. If anyone needs me I'll be exploring my body and r/clowngirls in here.

I got a new kitchen knife for $1.77, and it doesn't even whisper bad things to me like my other knives do.

my landlord deserves this

another successful #mushroommonday foraging 🖼️ david peterson

It's the last few days before Christmas. Buy safe gifts for kids!

carnivals are missing a big opportunity by not having gnomes in their shows

The quality of my posts really takes a nosedive when the bath salts wear off.

into the cumbunker!

how it feels to get a bunch of fire reacts in the group chat

Tonight's inventory: 1 great axe 1 steel breastplate 1 pair of heavy leather gloves 1 can of soda (poisoned) 2 rations (poisoned) 1 red potion 2 javelins 1 scroll of invisibility 12 FredoCoins

The Muppet Christmas Carol is a christmas movie

Confucius says: "Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza"

My wife was complaining that I treat her like a child. So I gave her a sticker for standing up for herself.

Scrooge and the ghost of Christmas past