Cradling my books like I just went through 16 hours of labour in the fiction aisle.

The monkeys are squabbling over a great big ripe juicy guava. I might go outside and enter the fray.

i hate to be a bother but if you’re going out would you mind picking up a bit of mental health for me

Friend.

we need another gold rush, i think. something like that. all the poor miners (lower class) strike gold (make some big money). i think thats what happened. idk i slept in history class.

yyyeeeeeesssssss

what if you replaced your teeth with dominoes that would look sick af

still recovering btw, i don’t recommend eating a whole bag of gummies

three shots of bog water will fuck you up better than three shots of vodka

I’m feeling sentimental climb in my mouth

It’s too late I’ve already depicted you as the furtive pygmy soyjak, so easily forgotten

they’re distracted so perfect time to borrow their cheese

💜💚✨

𝚂𝙾 𝙵𝚁𝙴𝚂𝙷. 𝚂𝙾 𝙲𝙻𝙴𝙰𝙽.

I remember this strange dream I was having last night. It has nothing to do with this image, but I remember I was investigating something. Something serious. I was looking for clues and shit, getting into places without getting caught n shit. It was crazy.

A MESSAGE FROM THE VOID YOU ARE ALLOWED TO OUTGROW THE VERSIONS OF YOURSELF THAT ONCE KEPT YOU SAFE YOU ARE ENOUGH

a two hander for #SausageSqualorSaturday

Large pepperoni indeed

clowncore is called that cause it’s clowns that have very strong cores, they all have six packs

dominos has certainly expanded their menu

𝙰𝙲𝚄𝚃𝙴 𝚆𝙴𝙴𝙳 𝙿𝚂𝚈𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚂𝙸𝚂

Im a goblin pimp. Not by choice but out of necessity.

Everything Bagel seasoning is just some Jewish dude trying to copy Za'atar, failing. Yet he still said "close enough for these shlubs".

Who up gettin they acorns? #WeirdLittleMushroomFolk

Time to whip em out! It’s #HotStickSaturday

lol. this is funny to me on so many levels, one thing, you can't catch it, it's not an illness.

whippoorwills kinda whip

I’m smoking two joints before I smoke two joints and then I’ll smoke two more

eating an amount of edibles that would take down a megalodon

𝚁𝙴𝚂𝙸𝚂𝚃

LOCAL: Yer trapped in line at Hiram's behind a woman so old an' decayed that yer honestly a lil surprised she's above ground. An' somethin' 'bout her voice just... sounds like a hive o' wasps buzzin' inside her throat. She turns an' smiles at ya. Somethin's crawlin' 'round 'neath her neck skin.

just realized that if you rearrange the letters in artemis you get “mister a”. who could he be

why would you return to earth?

Monsters from the original Dungeons and Dragons Book 2 - Monsters and Treasures, and what they get at the gas station.

if you take enough hits from the bong eventually your breathing sounds like Darth Vader

the fungi between your toes counts for #fungifriday

jumping jacks are a direct challenge to gravity

bro you’re giving off a mushroom borg vibe

an incomprehensible horror has occurred, i had to go to gnalmart unexpectedly

we know spring has arrived when our hats start to grow from the earth

using a fake smile to lure unsuspecting tall legs close enough for me to bite their ankles

HawwwwwwwtDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWG

The game over screen after you die is crazyyyy It's not this tho this is unrelated. This is just a tribute cause I couldn't remember that screen.

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