there’s no unsexy way to eat a corn dog

Y'all ever notice how no one is the seventh son of a seventh son these days? Weird, right?

google search accused me of not caring about its feelings and refused to find anything until i said it was beautiful and loved

Feeding french fries to a grateful pigeon

i was killed in 2013 when they permanently closed a blockbuster video with me still in it

replaced my penis with a hot wheels

My wife, Hatsune Miku, says that I am very handsome and smart. These internet trolls can’t get to me

lil bunny trying to stay dry in the rain

Red-spotted Purple Butterfly Repose...

Song Sparrow A moment of bird zen...

Rhode Island is the size of 2 Texases

An account with this avatar was just blocked.

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A lil TOO Horny for the HORNY GULAG?? @lululenin.bsky.social crashes into Gulag, once again bringing @little-babushka.bsky.social's driving classes into question. Officials say all orgies are still in session as planned.

I used some old chicken blood I had laying around.

angered the bog hag so she sent me to the cube realm, im freaking out man! everything is cubes aaaaaaaaaggggggghhhhhh

annual reminder that i spent most of the sixteenth century as a worm

all the smoke isn’t from wildfires, it’s just a really bad Bigfoot fart

torturous nightmares of having my body covered in honey and dumped into a giant anthill by keebler elves, then being eaten alive by billions of ants

aaaaaaaggggggghhhhhhh first thing I saw at gnalmart is the shelves overflowing with Keebler cookies and Ernie Keeblers face everywhere! screamed in anger ran out, biting as many ankles as i could before exiting the store

even cats know today is #SausageSqualorSaturday

smoking angel dust should be legal imo, but you shouldnt be allowed to post while youre on it

it’s “late at night” but you don’t have to obey the clock. time is made up. it’s actually day time

Following an ominous shadow into the vast emptiness because it asked nicely

This is my emotional support shredded mozzarella, provolone, Gouda, and Parmesan cheese blend

Guy who talks about how he almost got taco bell the weekend before diarrhea week the way some people talk about missing a flight from Dallas to LA on 9/11

Sexting in my best Gollum voice because I heard you’re into role play.

You become an adult the day you realize you've been misusing a slang word

If you think HEATHCLIFF by Peter Gallagher is surreal, it ain't got nothing on what goes on in the background art in SPOOKY

Time to whip em out! It’s #HotStickSaturday

Inside you there are two wolves

*taps sign

𝙰𝙲𝚄𝚃𝙴 𝚆𝙴𝙴𝙳 𝙿𝚂𝚈𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚂𝙸𝚂

𝙼𝙾𝙳𝙸𝙵𝙸𝙲𝙰𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽

The voodoo drawings are working! 🥰

#SavorySounds of #SausageSqualorSaturday

even cats know today is #SausageSqualorSaturday

torturous nightmares of having my body covered in honey and dumped into a giant anthill by keebler elves, then being eaten alive by billions of ants

aaaaaaaggggggghhhhhhh first thing I saw at gnalmart is the shelves overflowing with Keebler cookies and Ernie Keeblers face everywhere! screamed in anger ran out, biting as many ankles as i could before exiting the store

It's within my power to become a perfect sphere

Mostly dick tricks. And rabbits

The League of Extraordinary Gentle Tigers

there are horse skulls and baked beans orbiting the moon in opposite directions

all the smoke isn’t from wildfires, it’s just a really bad Bigfoot fart

hot take: chips are better without dip