About to sit down and eat some chicken wings and watch the big game.

my dream is to grow vampire fangs so i can bite ankles more efficiently

this is the best time to forage supplies at gnalmart, pretty empty, many tall legs are districted for the next few hours

THE MANDALORIAN AND GROGU Super Bowl Spot Shows Our Heroes on a Snowy Trek

throwing up my own ashes from the future in the middle of walmart

i can stop seeing symbols everywhere any time i want

[googles "football"]

I’m so old I remember when the advertising during the Superbowl was funny and/or entertaining.

No Kings includes Draft Kings

One more trip around the sun, chat

When you die God shows you all the funniest posts you ever made and then that's it just nothingness after that

you’re an inspiration

america really is the main character of the world, but in the twitter way

CHEESE? Yes, always ready for cheese

I wanna get locked in the Horny Gulag 😞

this card is so pretty

i’ve been making bargains with sinister forest creatures

Bicycles are so crazy. I wish someone would invent them

Who's making snacks for the biggest night in commercials of the year? Oh, something about Owls too.

hold up , i just found out that weapons can hurt people?

Super bowel

Get ready, non-sports fans. For several hours this afternoon the world will be ours

this is the best time to forage supplies at gnalmart, pretty empty, many tall legs are districted for the next few hours

I will also be putting on a half time show but only for my cats

Hes a 10 but he'll reword your joke as a comment without liking your post

Drunk tacos are the best tacos

Okey - something that made me smile at the corner store. For context the 'dildo-shot' is about 20 inches tall (the buzzballs next to it are about softball-size) the price tag is 39 bucks. Just 1 now, but there were 4 of 'em here the first time I noticed a week or so back, so someone's buyin. 😂

Are those speed skaters handcuffed?

outside of my usual corner of the metropolis. an a ways back...so can't really ID the location, (guessing it's Sunset Blvd) nor artist. Just someone painted this on the sidewalk because they wanted to... Feet added for perspective.

Creating art > bread and circuses

stupid bowl

Symmetry is for mirrors and math nerds. Embrace misshapened malformed existence. Become the scary freak you always wanted to see at the circus. We are all monsters.

Sleepy old man

american cheese is just like regular cheese but it owns a gun

the only thing I really associate with the super bowl is that bobs burgers episode where gene breaks a toilet with his big poop

Would you like some silly goose juice?🥃

I am eternal😌

This new fertilizer tastes way worse than the original recipe

Northern Mockingbird I was just wondering...

A slightly curious Mourning Dove...

Augur of Emptiness

there should be a type of emotion that feels good

do you think Sydney Sweeney will have a commercial advertising some new nazi pants this year?

EDUCATION: Roberta Monroe's new school [EDITOR'S NOTE: We'll be callin' it the Monroe Institute goin' forward to avoid typing' "Golden Age Teaching Education/Writing Authentic Yankee experience" every HELL-SUN damned time] is doin' mighty dandy, an' the kids're tellin' all their friends to transfer.

Miss Monroe's even givin' out a free bottle o' Country Invigoratin' Authentic whiskey to the best students every day! "There is literally no subject I would not master for free hard liquor every day," said Susie McFadden, 12, seemin'ly speakin' to a cactus instead o' the interviewer.