cumming from continuously jamming my tongue in a cavity

scoop of jeni's blackout chocolate cake and scoop of haagen daz coffee to cure what ails ya

i love getting all glooped up

ive spent way too many nites in the box

I'm thinking about moving to a small town that has a dark and mysterious secret

deploy deez nuts

national bitch center

wish my pussy dispensed hotdogs like a pez dispenser

Good morning. I’m posting cob

“We won’t truly be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last billionaire”

Mushrooms. All the way down…

The high renaissance implies a sober renaissance, which I assure thee, is no renaissance at all.

Nice it is to watch the sun come and go from atop the walls.

eating as many edibles as it takes to astro project

I'm naked rn

my favorite genre of game is fun

You can just destroy things

when at work i try to remain very still so as not to startle my coworkers

MY HUSBAND IS AN ANT REAL TRUE STORIES TONIGHT ON I MARRIED A BUG

that hot dog is bigger than me! #SausageSqualorSaturday

i will defeat tommy chong in the smoke off challenge

they’re putting me back in the blender on Monday

eating as many edibles as it takes to astro project

If Dracula sticks his dick into the sunlight but keeps the rest of his body in the shadows does he die or does he survive but his dick is burned off into ashes?

Gas stations but for sausage

Amazing! This Old Lady Is Eating An Apple With Her Dentures Out!

Chipmunk contemplation...

I was reading about baby kangaroos, and all of them are born so fragile that they spend a long time inside the pouch. It's crazy how different it is from other mammals.

I'm not saying all Food Elves are bad, I just think we should round them all up and put them into camps. So we can try and find a good one. For science.

You can't spell boobs without "BOO!"👻🚫

It's Saturday! 📺 Post a cartoon TV series you love.

i will defeat tommy chong in the smoke off challenge

they’re putting me back in the blender on Monday

Interviewer at artist's reception: "It's so refreshing to see the raw, suggested forms in your work. The ambiguity is so powerful." Artist: "Actually, I was too afraid and lazy to finish."

due to puddlefen family tradition, im required to jump up and downtwenty five times in any puddle i see

Northern House Wren Caught napping...

Creating > Consuming

Might fuck around and do some ranting today

Time to whip em out! It’s #HotStickSaturday

turned you into a snake and watching you writhe around in the dirt

My friend once got an email from a scarab beetle and turned up 3 months later wandering a desert landscape crazed and disoriented

You could fit so many Rhode Islands in Australia

what the fuck is this post who is mommy i dont even say mommy, god i was drunk

𝚂𝙾 𝙵𝚁𝙴𝚂𝙷. 𝚂𝙾 𝙲𝙻𝙴𝙰𝙽.

Holding the back of her neck while she grinds one out would fix me.

Sitting on an exercise ball will strengthen your core, and lower body flexibility. It opens your hips, and drops your intestines into an optimal position to release the kind of farts that live inside your soul. And it also sounds great when happening. 10/10 experience. I feel God's light inside.

a late night post of an old comic edit by me:

Original design sketches and concept art if the Ghostbusters logo, from the original film. (From physical book I have, hence the photo)

Who is "Paul Bearerly-Fits-Thru-The-Door"?