I'd interact with everyone more but it takes a lot of energy to control your dreams

Jesus is my book boyfriend.

my attachment style is thinking you all hate me

could go for a nice elixir right about now

Throwing myself in timeout for the rest of the year.

the never ending empty

If you can’t handle me at my expecting the worst, you don’t deserve me at my it wasn’t as bad as I thought.

Netflix and chili bc I’m more hungry than horny.

they should make cement blocks with better arch support

Serenading myself in the shower

Uh oh the truth is settling in

C'mere bb

Going on a silly little walk for my mental health directly into fast moving traffic

Wanna come over and blast sad music while we disintegrate back into the earth?

A pill that makes me feel whatever people feel when they wanna show you they can juggle

Get matching velour track suits and go mall walking?

Putting a positive spin on being held for ransom by feeling valuable

you are the beating heart beneath my floorboards

all the hounds were baying for blood until the hammers began to fall

I hope our souls get tortured together

does laying in bed elongate your butt and other questions I ask Ai

*draping black fabric over my positive coping skills

Is it crooked? Yes. Will I ever measure? No.

Be thankful i don’t let all my personalities post

*watches movie* *plays on phone* *misses scene* *rewinds* *plays on phone* *misses scene* *rewinds* *plays on phone*

I made you a mixtape, your honor.

Enunciating aggressively as a phone sex operator

Gnawing the marrow out of your boner

bleed out and chill

load-bearing reply guys

Sorry for posting while we were sexting

I was told I sound sexy & sultry over the phone so I'm going to ride that high for awhile & never speak to anyone again.

My dogs would love my posts

Just trying to howl at your moon bro relax

Kindly disregard what I said when I was trying to help you get an erection.

Why are you so cross with my hot buns

Reverse praying mantis

just got catcalled by the homeless man laying on the ground. i still got it.

A sex position that also decapitates me sounds nice

sorry i sighed when I came

Cause of death: misquoted movie line

come warm yourself beside the lightbulb above my head

hey panic get tf outta my disco

Damn, boy. Is your name sleep? Because you don’t want me either no matter how hard I try

What happens if my ducks are in column formation will god still love me?

Hot ghost singles in your area want to scream into your mouth

Jerking off a maple tree over my plate of waffles