slop enjoyer
@slop.guru
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idk I literally just got here
recession indicator
about 15 hours ago
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theyâre doing foot rubs at five guys now
1 day ago
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slop enjoyer
sick tower bro is that ivory?
almost 2 years ago
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â ď¸ WARNING: if you are reading this your account has been identified as being under beautiful sweetie ownership. please verify your beautiful sweetie status in your profile.
4 days ago
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air bud should go to space. this has already been proven possible by tangible science
4 days ago
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every day i dream of hot dog
7 days ago
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the jerry chen center for kids who canât read good (and who wanna learn to do other stuff good too)
11 days ago
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THE JERRY CHEN AND THE JOHN F KENNEDY MEMORIAL CENTER FOR THE PERFORMING ARTS
add a skeleton here at some point
11 days ago
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57 minutes after you ate a 100mg edible
11 days ago
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anybody who is standing in front of the kennedy center right now: in honor of the world cup you guys should be leading a deep and long âoooooooooooooooooOooOoooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOâ right before they pop that first T off the wall
11 days ago
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iâm smoking legal weed with an ice cold modelo and watching the c-span livestream as they are about to remove trumpâs illegitimate name from the kennedy center donât ever tell me this country doesnât belong to the people
11 days ago
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âload bearing wallâ so a glory hole?
11 days ago
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people think living in austin is all about 6th street and bbq. this is false. living in austin is all about watching a drag show in the gravel seating area of an outdoor bar in 101 degree weather with the hardest working queens youâve ever seen
11 days ago
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thinking about getting hit by a city bus for an insurance payout has anyone tried this
11 days ago
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tight tanium
12 days ago
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[talking to my cat that i love very much] nice fish breath you stinky idiot
13 days ago
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when you think about it panda express is a dumb ass name. you ever seen one of them in motion lmao
13 days ago
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the venn diagram of people who wished they had a sony aibo robot dog and people who know a lot about 9/11 is essentially a flat circle
13 days ago
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you know how sometimes you post something and you know it sucks but deep inside youâre like no, for me this rules actually
13 days ago
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[guy who brought a date home and lit a candle named âlavender bombay sunsetâ] oh wow, does it smell like lavender bombay sunset in here?
13 days ago
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i donât care how you feel about fall out boy âiâll stop wearing black when they make a darker colorâ was a bar
13 days ago
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seems bad
13 days ago
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not feeling very built ford tough right now :/
13 days ago
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stop telling me to âtap inâ this is a phone i canât go inside of it are you stupid
14 days ago
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sometimes i get the feeling you guys say youâre doing something but youâre actually joking about it :/
15 days ago
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computah search latest developments in garlic
15 days ago
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theyâre cooking baby yoda tomorrow
16 days ago
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a 6 rack of chicago style glicks would fix me
16 days ago
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going to a wedding is a pleasant reminder humans can still just get together and celebrate people we love being in love
17 days ago
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hitting the weed pen is a protected action under the geneva conventions
18 days ago
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clifford the big red dog has an extinction level event hog
18 days ago
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we should be able to delete one brand social media account from the Internet each day
19 days ago
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local car dealership commercials were once the fabric of this threadbare nation
20 days ago
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they should sell rotisserie chicken on airplanes
20 days ago
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rotisserie chicken is a human right
20 days ago
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canât believe what barry white has done to cbs
20 days ago
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i have studied the politics of horses for many years
21 days ago
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a government where the horses make the decisions
21 days ago
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new guy in your group who might be a bird: nice gutters dude, you mind if i perch real quick
22 days ago
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when you deplete the boss health bar and a bigger, brighter health bar appears
22 days ago
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filled up my water from the fridge but some spilled on the floor and my socks got wet
22 days ago
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tomorrow is cancelled they just announced it
22 days ago
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youâd think after all these fireworks factory explosions theyâd stop building more fireworks factories
22 days ago
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happy pride month say it back
22 days ago
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hydroxyzine my beloved
23 days ago
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they should invent a sunday night that doesnât make you sad
23 days ago
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if every person could theoretically eat 1lb of dirt a day, how long would it take to eat the entire country if everyone participated?
23 days ago
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itâs 2026 why donât we have a breakfast soup yet
23 days ago
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reposted by
slop enjoyer
â ď¸ SOUP CHECKPOINT: what are you slurping?
add a skeleton here at some point
over 1 year ago
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we can learn a lot from the humble snail
25 days ago
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