bring back beautiful male r&b singers loudly yearning for the pussy in a rainy washington dc alleyway

usher confessions part 1 & 2

currently

nate 'what if we let a hopeless gambling addict dictate popular election discourse for a couple of years in the early aughts' silver

nate silver has never been hit really hard in the jaw and it shows

tang mimosa

it honestly just kind of sucks how we're all in broad agreement that this place isn't going to be like the bird place and then dan fucking bongino is the top trending topic. look inward

we could have collectively chosen the trending topics to be: dog on skateboard cool pens new macaroni vine compilation public libraries

all of this is fake. none of this is real. log off

(guy who doesn’t understand prank calls) is your refrigerator running? okay good i just wanted to check because i would feel awful if all your food went bad. ok love you bye

they should trap quentin tarantino in the criterion closet

some of the best people in the world on this app some of the worst people in the world on this app i am forced to conclude that people just be on this app

How it feels to drink juice as an adult

if obama was still president he would make the cousin walk a national holiday

your racist uncle who makes the same dish for every christmas dinner:

i created a graphic to explain

teaching my uncle about gerrymandering this christmas by slicing the ham in such a way that the mathematically smaller population at the table (me) receives an outsize portion of the ham, while leaving him just enough so that he doesn’t riot

as above, so below

i got a loaf of garlic cumin sourdough bread today at the farmer’s market and i think this is the closest I’ve ever been to god

you’ve heard of posting good, now get ready for posting real fuckin bad

once per week i am summoned from my watery grave by the clarion call of some starter pack i must be in

blurry pictured: the fish catnip toy he fucked up earlier

screaming into the walls of a padded room

hey the bears suck that is all subscribe to my web zine

“hey I have a novel opinion on the state of the government in this country” “hello shorty what’s ur vibe”

honestly the internet fucking sucks. most of you guys here on bsky are good people but the rest of the internet is perverts

stop being a pervert challenge on the World Wide Web level impossible

hey don’t fuckin do this

they should be forced to prepare the hot dog in front of you from casing to grill

did anyone ever break benjamin

if you know who this is reply immediately

is it wrong for us to hold the hosts of broadcast news to task

are there any theories about just like a regular bang

BREAKING: ambassadors from tubi and fubo have arrived in roku city, sources

jack posobiec: they are making the looney tunes gay normal person: hey how’s it going

why is nobody questioning why jack posobiec is thinking about the sexuality of the looney tunes

2000-2009 was so important for the glasses made out of numbers industry

he looks like he’s presenting a drug bust

what ever happened to usher

this is the photo in the dictionary next to the word “YOINK”

modular cat

mike’s hard life choices

rocket powered toilet

people who say they “hate drama” tend to respond to it with great enthusiasm

salsa is the best medicine for a cold

everyone deserves a meal, happy thanksgiving

weird uncles don’t wear blinking bluetooth headsets to thanksgiving like they used to

happy out of pocket statements day to those who celebrate

anyway we’re listening to elton john music videos and drinking wine, i hope elon musk is crushingly alone on thanksgiving eve, realizing that everyone he surrounds himself with is a craven opportunist that hates him and would step on and over his corpse if it meant getting to a payday quicker