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I hope nobody knows I’m writing all of these with a straight face.
about 1 month ago
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Twin Dad
3 days ago
Jerk it like you stole it.
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Reverie
about 9 hours ago
I’m venturing outside in the daylight for the first time in… weeks? Months? Please clap
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Jane
about 8 hours ago
I will suck your dick if you come over and run custom firmware on my router
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Deeny they/them
about 15 hours ago
Night terror
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️
about 11 hours ago
Could you tell I had a meatball in my mouth the entire time we fucked?
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KnewNic🖕🏼🧊
about 12 hours ago
🗣️ WE DON’T WANT TO CHOOSE OUR AD EXPERIENCE
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Pru
about 10 hours ago
Being in a bubble is fine. Just ask Glinda, the witch that was good.
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Dreamer
about 8 hours ago
I get why the stingray stung me but he didn’t have to be such a jerk about it
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mindi
about 18 hours ago
so dance, fucker, dance
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Kristin Myrtle
about 22 hours ago
i wrote a haiku about your dick and posted it on bluesky please respond
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mindi
about 14 hours ago
*cuts apple slices and chucks them under the porch for the rabbits my dog bringing in apples he found outside
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Roxy
about 13 hours ago
I think the rest of the universe ignores Earth because we are all so stupid here.
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mindi
about 11 hours ago
first pink rose bloom of the season 💞
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MrsFitz
1 day ago
The day turned out too warm for my frock coat and bipperty-bopperty hat.
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Melicious
about 10 hours ago
If you keep feeding the monster it will just get bigger.
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Μαρια Κιτρινη
2 days ago
Sorry I missed your email. It was on purpose. Kindest regards
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🏴☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴☠️
about 11 hours ago
This staircase, like you, could use a good railing.
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BooBooKitty
about 10 hours ago
My face ID doesn’t recognize me unless I’m high
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Siege
about 16 hours ago
I don’t get how some of you can smile in mirror selfies. Like, how can you smile when you’re looking at your sworn enemy?
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️
about 9 hours ago
That oh so satisfying KER-SPLAT of finally hitting what is your actual rock bottom.
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PAM!
about 12 hours ago
Give me a shower that's a car wash for a person.
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𝕭𝖚𝖉𝖌𝖊𝖙 𝕯𝖎𝖘𝖓𝖊𝖞 𝕻𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖈𝖊𝖘𝖘 ™
about 18 hours ago
Anytime a country musician starts singing about the wife that left him, I immediately take the wife's side
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Wonder Jenny
about 9 hours ago
I would sleep, but my demons are up playing UNO with the bats.
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Evil Alice
about 13 hours ago
I play hide and seek with the monsters under my bed!
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Marc
2 days ago
Sometimes we get so busy watching our back, that we miss whats happening right in front of our face.
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Boredwalk
about 10 hours ago
I'm not a friend with benefits. I am a friend with drawbacks.
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Roxy
about 9 hours ago
I'm going to go be evil.* *cry before bedtime.
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Jenn 🩷
about 13 hours ago
I just wanna be a lil hummingbird. Flying around all cute and twitchy.
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️
about 12 hours ago
Filled a backpack with obsolete Canadian pennies and jumped out of a plane.
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Bean N. Curling
about 12 hours ago
I have vague and troubling memories of going to cataclysm when I was young.
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Tits McDick
about 19 hours ago
I look unemployed most of the time.
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mindi
about 17 hours ago
my fitness goals are making coffee and wandering aimlessly through my yard taking photos
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Deeks 🫶
1 day ago
Someone should do something about all the assholes
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Blair Loudly
1 day ago
*me and 35 burritos forming a human centipede*
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Evil Alice
about 13 hours ago
I like bubbles, ball pits and my head on your crotch!
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chris.
1 day ago
If I say that I am attracted to you, it's like a turkey vulture to the abandoned carcass of a seal on shore.
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️
about 15 hours ago
Her: Ben, you make me feel a certain kinda way. Me: Is it bad? It’s bad, isn’t it?
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Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦
about 13 hours ago
My most often used sound effects are: beep, pew pew, boop and kapow, in order of popularity
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Blair Loudly
about 18 hours ago
oh i see dystopia for me utopia for thee
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emceekayvee
about 17 hours ago
Just got a text from ColoGuard that said, “u up girl?”
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Marc
about 19 hours ago
If it turns out that there is a heaven and hell, I'm screwed. I owe people money in both places.
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ꜱ ᴛ ᴀ ʀ ʙ ʟ ᴏ ᴏ ᴅ
1 day ago
you're in her DM's, I'm flying directly into the sun. we are not the same.
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle
about 2 years ago
You have a thingyness about you, to be specific.
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Forrest Plump
1 day ago
One day you’re young and carefree, and the next you’re watching a storm from your porch while saying “we needed this rain.”
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Jenn 🩷
about 15 hours ago
I just looked at myself in the mirror for the first time today. I bear a striking resemblance to Doc Brown from Back to the Future. I’d fuck me.
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Halitosis of the soul, what does the local pharmacist prescribe for that?
about 14 hours ago
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geoff
about 14 hours ago
my front door has a neat security feature where it sticks hard enough you’d assume it was locked
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Ghost Lulu
about 14 hours ago
I'm being sued for copyright infringement because I invented a laser that turns people into Karens that I named the "Rachel ray"
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Siege
1 day ago
Doctor said I have to lose five bones.
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Paul F. Tompkins
about 15 hours ago
Deleted a thread because I realized I didn’t care that much
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