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We are all in this together. That is how meat grinders work.
5 days ago
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ash
about 1 hour ago
A French press but for balls.
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debbshock
43 minutes ago
[waking up]: ugh what the fuck now
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Betsy Wetsy
44 minutes ago
don’t care how clean your house appears, will be showering as soon as I return to my sacred quarters
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Leela 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
about 4 hours ago
Glazing my ham. Thought of you
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Seamus O'Flaugherty
about 8 hours ago
24 years ago this morning my ex and I had some of the best, loudest morning sex ever. the cool breeze from the open window covered our bodies as we went at it like animals. after we were done I brought my coffee outside to smoke a cigarette and realized the neighbor kids were doing their egg hunt
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Reverie
about 17 hours ago
I would love to be the “check yourself before you wreck yourself” type, but I’m more of a “hindsight is 20/20” kind of girl
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Skinnie Talls
about 10 hours ago
Hope someone is writing all this down, we could probably turn this shit show into a musical.
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Internet idiocy: rate me on a scale from 1 to Carl.
about 8 hours ago
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Daisy
about 18 hours ago
I just wanna lay in the back of a pickup truck in the middle of a field and stare at the stars
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Syreeta
about 9 hours ago
Open your mouth and close your eyes, my liege
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Betsy Wetsy
about 10 hours ago
changing into my plaid slacks for whimsy’s sake
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Daisy
about 9 hours ago
nothing like the smell of rude comments and people correcting your grammar on Easter morning
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C 🇨🇦
about 19 hours ago
Your account is an absolute mess Followed
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crumbum
about 24 hours ago
Suburban noise redistribution programs.
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Greg the Miller
about 20 hours ago
my freshman roommate walked around in basketball shorts in the dead of winter and when i asked him about it he just said “i don’t care about my legs” and i think about that a lot
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ʍɨɖռɨɢɦȶ ʟɨʟʏ
27 days ago
The song stops, but the feelings don’t.
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In the stillness
10 days ago
The clearing of this muddiness
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Amy
about 21 hours ago
go outside sometimes, the stuff out there will make your heart do little flippies 📸: me
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝
about 13 hours ago
If you don’t sin, Jesus will have died for nothing.
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They really need to hire more for third shift Bluesky.
about 12 hours ago
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺
about 17 hours ago
fancy feast but for humans
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Ennui Doofen
1 day ago
I read something translated yesterday as I am dumb and found out it really means I have been dumb and I will be dumb so anyway you can use that as your affirmation today if you need one
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Sometimes in talking to myself, I break the English language. Oops.
about 13 hours ago
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Ovary Action ☭🍉
about 13 hours ago
The whole world is obsessed with forgiveness without any acknowledgement of the harm caused, and fuck that.
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Cru
about 13 hours ago
if anybody wants to lady-and-the-tramp a foot long glizzy with me
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Theciscokidder
about 13 hours ago
I think my cat hates me because I won't give her wet treats every 5 mins.
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Cloud Licker
about 13 hours ago
I only have to press 'play' inside my head to hear your voice.
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Ovary Action ☭🍉
about 1 year ago
I sure go through a lot of horrible shit for someone who's really sweet and kind.
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The gibs which haven’t made the cut
about 13 hours ago
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Aghast at your nose wrinkling toward my very correct, very American pronunciation of the word cuckaburro.
about 13 hours ago
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The Bearminator
12 days ago
Swallowing handfuls of peanuts in the hope that one may choke me.
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Jennifer Crawford
about 14 hours ago
I confuse people. They don’t know what to say to me.
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Used Robot Salesman
about 17 hours ago
Did I ever tell you the story of how I almost ran over Vin Diesel in my Acura?
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sigur dot com <3
about 17 hours ago
i do be yearning
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Rachel
about 17 hours ago
Taking some more feminist psychology courses so i can focus my rage more appropriately.
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Jenn 🩷
about 19 hours ago
Looking for someone to remove my spine and play it like a harp until it feels better. No weirdos.
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Jax
about 17 hours ago
Wide awake with my thoughts
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Ghost Lulu (snack slut mode)
about 16 hours ago
Reverse cowgirl so I can disassociate without you getting angry this time.
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richie
about 1 month ago
do more flitting today
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æmə
1 day ago
When I'm talking to my therapist I like to watch the light go out in his eyes
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Cosmic Clau
1 day ago
hunger pangs but for a time of whimsical contentment
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Misery Highlight
about 23 hours ago
My kids are at that adorable terrifying age where they realize I’m just a person. Heaven help me.
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nika
3 months ago
this last minute of humanity is taking too long
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DaddyJew
1 day ago
*returning dreamcatcher* this thing is broken
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Skinnie Talls
8 days ago
Writing ‘they can’t all be bangers’ with magnets on the fridge
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sweetie π
1 day ago
it could be happening rn and it’s not even trending on bsky that’s some bs
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B 🐝
1 day ago
coming out as bisexual (i like cool whip AND reddi whip)
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Travis comma bitch
1 day ago
My coffee shop named a drink after me. It's called a "hot mess" and it's disgusting. No one wants it.
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