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Iβm like if an inappropriately timed boner was wearing a menβs oversized shawl cardigan.
about 2 months ago
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ππ¦π©ππ π¦
about 19 hours ago
I judge myself harshly by how long it takes to find the right emoji
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Five
about 5 hours ago
I've been informed that a drug free work place doesn't mean the drugs are free.
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Lizzy
1 day ago
I'll never be your beast of bourbon
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spleenly
about 4 hours ago
New rule: you can be naked in a hoodie
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Mal
about 12 hours ago
make my heart race, not my mind
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Kellalena
about 5 hours ago
Iβm determined to do anything I set my spite to.
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emceekayvee
about 6 hours ago
Women donβt have spank banks, we have toy stories.
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spleenly
about 5 hours ago
Unfortunately every word you write activates four more assholes.
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Wendy
about 10 hours ago
I can't be mildly amused until after I've had some tums
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PAM!
about 5 hours ago
There's a neat stack of freshly laundered granny panties next to me in bed I wouldn't mind moving for the right nacho platter.
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Cornopolous
about 13 hours ago
Me after bluffing my way into a forensic accounting job: βNope, no blood or fluids on this spreadsheet, either.β
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Jenn π©·
about 10 hours ago
Yes Netflix, Iβm still watching. Bold of you to assume I have a life.
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BooBooKitty
about 6 hours ago
I prefer the βideaβ of people.
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wargen
4 days ago
letβs get high and play toys
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π±πΏπΌπ·πΌπ§©
about 6 hours ago
Fully-Articulated Penisβ’
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ππππ ββΊββ .βοΈβοΈ
about 7 hours ago
i wish i was a seahorse so i could get my husband pregnant
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Reverie
about 7 hours ago
Thin crust pizzas are great because I can eat 2 of them for dinner
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mindi
about 7 hours ago
spin me in your web and leave me till spring
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about 7 hours ago
just sneezed and pulled something in my back so,
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vinnie
about 12 hours ago
the internet is basically just everyone who should be in therapy yelling at each other through 1s and 0s instead
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BooBooKitty
about 8 hours ago
They say "write about what you know" and that is why my posts are full of shit
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sophia β₯οΈ
about 7 hours ago
vacillating between no worries and many worries
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Juiceticles
about 19 hours ago
My faith in humanity is agnostic
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K Spesh
about 15 hours ago
I have downed so many drugs, chemicals, vitamins & minerals today and now we waitβ¦
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Jerry Chen
about 8 hours ago
they should invent a kitchen trash you can take out that is less than 106.8% full
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grilled cheese π§
about 16 hours ago
been thinkin a lot about boobs today
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Truckstop Vigilante
6 months ago
They cut out the part of me that dreams. It was a little man. I was deaf to his screams and they took him away from me
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sophia β₯οΈ
about 8 hours ago
I see your horniness and raise you yearning
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Little Miss Whiny
about 11 hours ago
Is this bear getting ready for hibernation because I'm starving and nothing is filling me up!!!
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Miss Suzy
about 9 hours ago
Feeding a Cheeto to the snail that lives in my bong.
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Devi
about 11 hours ago
Girl math says using Apple Cash for groceries means they were free
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ficklenuts' shiny new year
about 10 hours ago
I'm tired of things costing money, I need things to cost cat hair
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Miss Suzy
about 9 hours ago
Do I want to smoke weed or just sink ever deeper into this depression.
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amberkitty
about 11 hours ago
Forcing all of you to sit in the car with me until my song is over
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ππ¦π©ππ π¦
about 23 hours ago
Just a girl saying "anywhooo" after being very weird
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Damnit Janet
about 13 hours ago
I dunno man, today just feels like a waste of my business pyjamas
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Lizzlepants π
about 15 hours ago
heβs only a 4 until you see how clean the inside of his microwave is
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I'mWintersMom
about 17 hours ago
two of my favorite people are capricorns, somehow.
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Jake_Vig
about 9 hours ago
I need to stop fomenting things
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Emotional Baggage Claim
about 11 hours ago
Turns out you canβt catch the mice in your home with thirst traps.
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Ennui Doofen
about 11 hours ago
one mood away from getting a tattoo that says eyebrows on my forehead
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Daisy
about 10 hours ago
I just wanna sit on your faβ¦..ncy furniture
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alexis simpson
about 10 hours ago
it's called "coca cola" because it used to be made out of real coal
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All my lists are analog and some of you are on them, stapled or um, stuck to a wall through some method or another.
about 10 hours ago
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Philip "Proletariat" Marks
about 13 hours ago
Boob, but make it a double
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I'mWintersMom
about 18 hours ago
my anxiety runs on auto-pay
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sarah
about 13 hours ago
my people-ing battery is dead. just put me on the charger and forget about me until next year.
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2026 muhree
about 13 hours ago
before the year ends, tell me
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Cosmic Clau
2 days ago
i'm a snacker, not a fighter
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Ennui Doofen
2 days ago
There are such serious divisive issues to be outraged by, but I think everyone needs to come together and fight the temperature changing 40 degrees in one day. We can all hate this equally, right?
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