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Snug as a bug or possibly on drugs, it’s hard to say.
7 days ago
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little lamb
8 days ago
I’d like to begin tonight with a moon acknowledgment. She’s up there. Let’s proceed.
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Baseball Momazon ⚾️👠
2 days ago
If you have read our collective shitposts, you may be entitled to compensation.
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Blerrbaster
1 day ago
I was shaking my chakras too hard and dislodged my karma
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Dumb Beezie
about 16 hours ago
Sorry for what I said and did when I was overstimulated
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Vampire Wishgirl 🐉
about 16 hours ago
Whose imagination am I a figment of
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Icarus Q. Dumpsterfire
about 16 hours ago
A glow-up, but its just me spontaneously combusting
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️
1 day ago
Conquer the world? Buddy, I’m lucky if I can get out of bed two days in a row.
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Bogey
about 18 hours ago
After exhausting all other options, I’ve decided to lose my shit.
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It’s ok if you’re not telling, because I wasn’t asking.
about 16 hours ago
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Forrest Plump
1 day ago
*during sex* okay but why did your tone change
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mindflakes
about 24 hours ago
I try to spend as little time as possible trapped in haunted oil paintings. The food in there is terrible and the people are all from like 500 years ago so they haven't even seen any good movies
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Stankloaf
3 days ago
Dear Mastercard, I have concepts of a plan to repay you.
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Amy
about 18 hours ago
i told myself i have delectable tiddies because kindness starts at home
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Feeling unsupported by all major platforms with no planned updates.
about 18 hours ago
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Chris Steller
about 18 hours ago
You absolutely do not have to hand it to anyone ever throughout history.
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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑
12 months ago
Me: Laying around in sexy lingerie is self care. Mattress salesman:
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BooBooKitty
1 day ago
I’ve decided to give in to “gluttony” and “sloth” because I’m an overachiever
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Juiceticles
4 days ago
Growing a goatee so I look sexier while I'm lying on the heating pad
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Angry Chango
about 20 hours ago
Goon hard. Goon often.
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Uffdafuckingda
about 18 hours ago
I know. I get it. Me too.
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️
1 day ago
Thought I was having a heart attack last night and for one brief moment, I remembered what hope feels like.
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Greg the Miller
about 21 hours ago
“do the dew” no, i am not sticking my dick in a can of soda ever again
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Lizzy
about 22 hours ago
Touching grass to pick up dogshit still counts, right?
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Daisy
1 day ago
Sometimes life has a really fucked up way of reminding you what’s important.
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Reverie
4 days ago
I just went from greatly amusing myself to Great Depressing myself all in the span of a single thought
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Reverie
11 days ago
Just got SO mad about a problem and then realized I caused it, a memoir
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Kellalena
2 days ago
I could really go for a hallucination right now to brighten things up.
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Juiceticles
2 days ago
I like to pretend I'm being shunned instead of acknowledging the fact that my skeets suck
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T
1 day ago
sat in the wet spot again (dog licking her paws on the couch)
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sweetie π
2 days ago
sometimes being an atheist really sucks bc i want so many people to burn in hell
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Holly Ross
3 days ago
Horizontal cowgirl so I can still use the heating pad
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Professor Freaksworth
3 months ago
Hey what if I wrote something funny again
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Forrest Plump
2 days ago
Poke my ear with your pencil and whisper jokes to me that the rest of the class can’t hear like it’s 1992
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Pandy Fackler
2 days ago
Welcome to your 40s. You get excited about a new duvet cover
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John Lyon
2 days ago
[watching murder documentary] Her: That’s not how I would have done it. Me: *never sleeps again*
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sweetie π
2 days ago
using a vpn so no one knows i’m posting from the moon
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Struggalo
about 1 month ago
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? How unfortunate for you.
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Struggalo
7 days ago
I've deleted more replies than you've replied, punk.
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BlobStar
2 days ago
"Cover me!" I shout as I dive on a large tray of rolls fresh from the oven. The giant rolls his eyes and shakes his big head but lovingly covers me in butter and a sheet of foil before he sticks me back in the large bread oven to stay warm until dinner.
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Anhedonia Karenina
2 days ago
maladaptive me time
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Jez
2 days ago
What’s it called when you're smart but everything you do is fucking stupid?
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sarah
2 days ago
unpacking clouds from my picnic basket and releasing them into the air like balloons
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Ethan Kocak
2 days ago
Permitting myself to wallow a bit today
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Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦
2 days ago
Getting out of bed in the morning seems like a massive commitment to a day I don't know
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CrazyMyra
2 days ago
Why are you all following back bots? Fake plants don't need to be watered.
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jordan
2 days ago
It’s always “I wanna post a banger” and never “I wanna bang a poster”.
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle
2 days ago
Please read my posts in order of palpable desperation.
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Sick-of-it-All 🧚♀️
2 days ago
You bring a sword to a sword fight. I bring a dildo. We are not the same.
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The algorithm slid into my DM’s. “Not performing as intended.”
2 days ago
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DaddyJew
2 days ago
the floor was lava cake. sorry i ate your floor
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