i hooked up with a guy whose dad was a professional magician

unfazed and unamazed

my favorite part of working in a restaurant is late at night when you're closing up and everything is still and quiet and over

Just be your beautiful self. The rest will fall into place.

watching Xena and I legitimately forgot how delightful it is

my ex could really tie some cool knots

my cat sneezed a few times and now i'm full freaked

go for something a bit more extreme

I just don't see how we progress with nationalism because American nationalism is based on whitewashed myths that cover the brutality towards nonwhite people that this country depends on for function. They want to get rid of Trump without questioning how he's symptomatic of that. We need revolution.

I do not write much but there is not a day goes by that I do not think of you.

Imagine they're looking at each other passing in the other lane

to love is such a wonderful thing

I love a restaurant with a boisterous kitchen. I want to hear a bell ringing, an angry cook yelling ORDER UP!! 2 frazzled waitresses arguing about stolen toast. You go in the back and the dishwashers are doing lines of coke and engaging in a knife fight lol Mmm delicious

bitch i’m not late i’m on moon time

You’ll Be OK

your smile a killer

Music is timeless so don't worry about what age some app assigns to you

You want my advice? Okay, fine. Stay home, open your curtains, take a deep breath, wrap yourself up in a chunky cardigan, put on your favorite playlist, eat christmas cookies, sip a little whiskey with your coffee and smile. That's it. Enjoy.

i have a lot of nevers left in me

Inside feels strange and outside just feels stranger so close your eyes remembering everything as it usually is. You'll see it's a dream. Because when you decorate from a catalog of memories it's lamps that turn on by forgetting your awkwardest claps

presented without comment

Yes Virginia, there is a mute function.

put that in your pipe and oh-you’re already smoking it. didn’t even ask what it was. u wild

(laying on your bed) teach me about the spirit of christmas

Tax the rich like we tax lottery winnings .

Bootsy Collins is sooooo underrated As a musician, and a vocalist and just a bad ass pop culture figure for the times

if i'm fine without it why can't I stop?

*joins Tinder* Oh dear god wtf. *deletes Tinder*

i thought i was getting better and getting over him and moving on and then he sent 3 little texts and the spiral resumes 🌀🐚

mmmmm pozole for breakfast 😍😍

art shouldnt do anything besides satisfy the creator, or fill them with angst

Would you love me if I was the fragile crash of ice off a tree branch. If I was the crystalline shine of a landscape encapsulated? Would you love me if I was harsh and somehow lovely all at once? Would you love me during the melting? Would you love me after? When I was gone?

I think there is a connection between the loss of browsing culture (closing of bookstore, video stores and music stores) and the rise of dating apps. Browsing used to be a scene!!!

That alt text tho 🤌😍

two turntables and a microphone? in this economy???

Mirror mirror on the wall why did I walk into this room?

Drop someone HEROIC

from estuary dawn

People say our generation is too wrapped up in nostalgia, but let me remind you we once made a show called “I love the 90s" that we loved and connected with it made us FEEL something, and that very show was produced four (4) years after the 90s ended so yeah great call I guess

i really need like biscuits & gravy or some over easy eggs with hash browns or somethin. from like one of those dinners that only takes cash and has an apple pie under a glass thingie on the counter. maybe there's still a payphone inside too. that's what i need yo

Frannie don’t text your ex Frannie don’t text your ex Frannie don’t text your ex

Would you recommend Wandavision to someone that has never seen a marvel movie yet absolutely loves classic sitcoms?? Will I get it or enjoy it?

It was my turn to do the Christmas lights this year.

I want what every woman wants: To be rescued by a knight upon a steed, whisked away to the Menards lighting department where I am told I can have whatever chandelier my heart desires.

We're going to run away together tonight, after we steal some of Fanny's fruit cake and mug a big burly policeman with twinkling eyes.

Once again my haters have tricked me into loving them

so i kissed someone else just to see how it felt it wasn't the same

You are NOT the father, Charlie Brown

getting laid while the family guy season 3 menu plays on a loop is a memory I have to live with

oh you have a nice house? let’s see the churro drawer