it makes sense that I'm nonbinary. my mom is a woman and my dad is a man. I got a bit of both . it's simply genetics

Good morning BlueSky🌞 🐓🌷🍩☕

human sized pez dispenser that scans you and produces whatever fresh, delicious sandwich your heart most desires

the door always unlocked inside freedom maybe some cardio as well

pink diamond in the dark

looking back, it was pretty irresponsible of them to turn down water and continue to let the roof burn like that

its really okay to be weird as fuck and proud of it

Just two hot girls in a cafe talking about how easy it would be to become hitchhiking serial killers

is there a flavor-aid man??

Reciprocity, you are a myth. Everyone floats as an island in a sea of their tidal thoughts.

bacon, eggs, grits, coffee!!!

truths!

he's a ten but he says 'perhaps'

He's a ten but I sent him a sexy pic and he responded 'Oh my' hahahha so cringy

a fun prank would be a hot glue gun that's shaped like a regular gun but just hot glue comes out but it travels in 1oz chunks at 1200fps.

Cleansing the skyline of antiblack racism. Let's have a cleanse. Deep breaths. Woo sah. Feel better now? Bye racism.

🎶 MOTOR LODGE 🎶 WHAT’S YOUR PRICE PER NIGHT

The thing that I love about the place that I'm in There's no reckless men who don't know what they want

i’ve never met a squirrel I didn’t want to start a business with

it’s a beautiful day to buy an ice cream cake & go to the park

"Dr. Nick Riviera, remember me?" "Well, if it isn't my old friend Mr. McCraig, with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg."

I hope you are happy. I hope you are safe. I hope you are loved. I hope you are at peace. I hope you have hope. I hope you have food. I hope you are warm. I hope you have a place to stay.

if i was going to give a college commencement speech i would make sure to start with something the students could rally behind. something like "we will mechanically suck the youth from your bones to feed a mechanical eschaton, which my generation will use to climb heaven and become new gods"

cryptic cryptid

borrowing a time machine to break john lennon’s confidence by singing every song he wrote in front of him a month before he writes it

if we are friends you must be silly with me

Please, call me by my nickname. Hambone

I am kitty hear me purr

*looking in the mirror* who does she think she is

To graduating college students who boo commencement speakers for praising AI: We are very proud of you. Well done.

Former Google CEO Eric Schmidt was booed throughout this commencement speech at the University of Arizona for his praise of AI. This comes just a week after another commencement speaker who mentioned AI was booed at a school in Florida. Read more: www.404media.co/ucf-ai-comme...

compilation of ‘meows’ could fix me

I went to church today (brought a sandwich to the park to eat while I watch hot boys play soccer)

your baby ate my dingo

skeleton and lovebird

Meat Loaf was the only person who could sing “there ain’t no Coupe deVille hiding at the bottom of a Cracker Jack Box” and not sound utterly ridiculous #AT40

Had the best day with my Dino!

I fell in love yesterday! Lindsay and The Cheeks omggg ❤️❤️❤️ She was fucking incredible

working out so i can say thanks ive been working out to anything anyone says

i am with the coolest guy at this musical festival 😍

Nathan Lane should be the next James Bond… period

Jon Hamm Sandwich LOL got his ass 😂😂😂

pleasure implies the existence of pleanope

you all are my Saturday morning cartoons

listen to the tiny scrap of paper!!!

Awww i'm happy for John Travolta, he looks great and he is seriously a fucking ICON 😍

Imagine if they meant it.