You can’t spell saUSAge without and so forth 🇺🇸 🐖

sometimes i hear a song by the cars and i think pop music could have stopped altogether with them and that would be fine

I always love it when I can hear you smiling at me.

fine fine i'll eat a fucking hot dog

the hot dog discourse is wild today 😍

missed connection: our eyes locked over the various mustards, we were both alone at the costco cafe enjoying a gourmet hot dog wish i would have gotten your name

a hot dog is a taco

maybe dancing on my own isn't a sad song, maybe its about compersion and acceptance and how seeing your partner loving someone else can be a good thing??

keanu messaged me what do i do

is it weird that i prune my neighbors rose bushes when he's not there?

Please don’t be insensitive. Posting about what you enjoy is triggering to people who can’t enjoy anything

i love sza because she is a weirdo like me!

so thats your thing? copy and then compete?? dumb

the Lovers series 💖

'Amanda Hugandkiss, I'm looking for Amanda Hugandkiss' 🤣🤣🤣

men bloom too and it’s fucking glorious

Love me some Bert and Ernie and Grover, but I really used to get excited when Slimey the worm showed up. I mean, just look at that tiny trash can. Aww.

I got that dawg in me (I ate a hot dog)

the bicentennial was way cooler

i'm a scorpio which means i fucked your dad

remember those videos of just women running over uneven pavement in crazy heels? peak feminism 💅

oh to be kept, in a pocket or on a pillow, fingers interlocked as reassurance that now is holy and the future holds gentle knots

Tom from Myspace would fix us

as a child i was obsessed with david letterman

I'm going to sit outside with the breeze a little longer

the motherflippin’ audacity of still hoping? yeah, hi, that’s me…✨

yearning extra today… mind, body and soul such exquisite torture

Pull your clouds down and show me your sky…

stumbled upon a sprawling field of sunflowers omg 🌻☀️

ive said some stuff i regret but none of it was on here

If you commit, you can go to Flavor Town and Pound Town on the same trip.

Potluck is finding a fat joint in your jacket pocket.

Genie—show me in perfect detail all the other lifetimes I’ve lived with the ones that I love

Some of my biggest regrets are the shots I didn't take and the time I wasted on people who used and abused me.

lookn all bonita among the clover

We Met. A Novel

hmmm i think it's kinda weird to get married at madison square garden 🤷‍♀️

no i am not under the clutches of phoenecians from hell!!!

ask your doctor if letting it linger is right for you

Thank you all for watching InfoWars. Jesus Christ what a night. Lot to digest. Also, yes, that was Tim Robinson calling in. And we have no idea why so many people watched on TikTok. Please tune in next week, because it's going to get even more vile. For now, follow @realinfowars.bsky.social.

MySpace was the best social media because it let you play a song on your profile anytime somebody went to it

wherever you are whatever you need don't call me!

when the sun goes down everything makes me feel lonely

i think me standing in the middle of the room singing river deep, mountain high is much more entertaining than this soccer game but apparently some people in this household disagree

Five minutes until total meltdown.

your brain is a weapon and a tool and a library all in one

missed connection: i saw you crying on the treadmill at the gym, you looked so pretty with tears streaming down your cheeks

dude, slap my phone out of my hands

THERE IS A SQUIRREL EATING A PEAR ON MY PICNIC TABLE 😍