We used to have The Joy of Painting with Bob Ross

everything sucks so hard that i’m about to leave the house and play bass guitar 🎸

Oh fuck this

Ask her to look at the full moon or somebody else will

everything is terrible so tonight go out and worship the wolf supermoon she’s our only hope

I think a little poison will make me feel better.

It’s very exciting to be here at the start of a cautionary tale.

Bite me..slow wink.

You wouldn't like me, I'd love you for you

I feel like I've been waiting for this Bruins game for approximately 17 hours today.

It's moon o'clock

easy there fuzzy little man peach

Why are you so cross with my hot buns

Caramel would be a pretty name for a girl but only if you say it properly.

It’s going to be a very long year

i am a slut for a fried egg on any kind of bread

I tried running yesterday and I just ran like 6 miles I didn't know that was an option

Boston Fleet host the Vancouver Goldeneyes at Little Caesars Arena in Detroit Puck drop scheduled for 7 pm ET

THERE WE GO! CAT!!! 🚨 #LGRW

one problem with learning is it will make you so angry at how stupid everything is

My resolution to be the coziest person in every room is going very well

FIFA wants its Piss Prize back.

Putting seasonal depression on the back burner so I can focus on my wartime anxiety

the mind does not exist unless leagued with the soul

Sorry but all the good shit posts were taken.

where is the skip button to get to 2027?

its hard to be a person today

No doubt Trump is now seeing what they can pin on Greenland and Canada now.

Each bomb dropped on Venezuela had a payload of Epstein files in it.

America wants to surround itself with good neighbours? Canada and Mexico would like a word.

It's all about the fucking oil.

We are a rogue state, run by a dictator, and the international community should treat us as such including all appropriate economic and diplomatic sanctions

if I was a country's leader interested only in self gratification I would not tell anyone but there would be crimes

if you’re mentally exhausted it’s bc you’ve been paying attention

Look he already said this is about oil and all the US does is topple regimes and take their oil this isn't hard

The moon doesn't care. I love the moon.

After this coffee, I’m going to play the music loud and take some wild pics. Don’t know what to do to maintain a shred of sanity except act a little crazy

someone just DO IT

I wonder if sexy leopards wear human-printed clothes?

This all seems pretty unbecoming of a FIFA Peace Prize winner

Have you ever considered, wtf?

I made you a mixtape, your honor.

you are not your job. you're not how much money you have in the bank. you're not the car you drive. you're not the contents of your wallet. you're not your fucking khakis. you're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world

It's spread love Saturday

Remember when music wasn’t content, it was cover. You put it on to get through the night, not to prove anything to anyone.

Full of laughs with room for dessert.

You're naive if you think Trump and his dweebs are going to stop at Venezuela

So we're just gonna start the year off with a full moon, eh?

flirting via piano

Gee whiz!