hi welcome to chili's

i need a spoon for nap time

yup thats me! having gay sex and doing gay drugs

crashing out over butt plugs that looked bigger in the picture </3

me at the airport

the people who work at taco bell were probably really worried i hadn’t showed up yet today

it’s worse than i thought

they should make a me that doesn’t hurt my own feelings

today has been way too productive, especially considering i only slept like 8-10am. i need to chill

"i would slap you if i didn't think it would lead to a kiss"

hot bpd baddies in your area need their pussy ate from the back

i'm kind of a lot

i just 🫠

🥲

they should invent emotions that don't hurt

womp womp

oh jeepers

i may be a mess, but at least im hot

might fuck around and feel my feelings for a while

it's a yearning-related injury

I'm sorry I asked the same question again, my brain deleted the answer

look at this idiot

would you?

who up gay

very high. about to get higher.

💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚

being happy alone is such a fucking flex

*wiggle, wiggle, wiggle*

when i use the joystick on my proxy i feel like i’m playing with its nipple

quack

i need to log off before i say something stupid

churchwarden pipes are so fun. they’re just so goofy but actually practical

blueberry kush always makes me want to profess my love to someone (usually @bpdshitspecial.bsky.social)

kiss me

I love destroying christian family values and the sanctity of marriage

[sighs yearningly]

Ice cream is a stew.

i don't wanna jinx anything, but i'm starting to think that maybe… maybe i'm back

sometimes i think i annoy the geese

goddamnit

I like to keep my skeets to mostly shitposts and buttholes and blowjobs or whatever but like… there’s some good people out there who love their friends and treat them well and I just wanna say I’m all about that. Having people in your life who love you no matter what is better than anything.

oh thank fuck my apt smells like weed again

felt cute. might delete later

holy shit

time for a dab and some yearning before bed. today was *wild* (positive)

h☆rny and annoyed about it