baby put your crime shoes onnnnnnnn

"i've got this christian gf now and she's trying to get me to be a better man and reconnect with my son… and i'm trying to get her to renounce god and fuck me"

just make that thing you’ve been thinking about. it doesn’t matter if it’s bad. what matters is that you make it

but if be a secret again before i’d ever be a savior

now watch this drive

neptune is what they call my pussy

jesus’s resurrection was the first weekend at bernie’s

ladies and gentlethems listen up now. this is important

you can pray to me come say somethin bitch i’m a blessing what i have to give i offer freely take it while you can this shit’s limited edition pressing one of one only fuck your very much i said fuck you very much now let’s fall in love i said let’s fall in love

🤙

let’s hit it

oh shit. OH SHIT ready? set. GO!

you know what? i should be adorned

hit ‘em with the (ohm) like it's a guided meditation popping it like it was my creation

they/them pussy pause the pain, but they/them pussy caused the pain fuck, i'm in a hole, saddam hussein; pussy out of order, uh-huh, sustained

rain rain come today stay away another day

Do you want this body?

on the precipice of something great. i can feel it

no such thing as tmi or “cringe” with me !!!

I DON'T GIVE A DAMN IF YOU'RE NOT AT EASE THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOU, IT'S ALL ABOUT ME SWALLOW YOUR PRIDE, FUCK OFF AND DIE THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOU, IT'S ALL ABOUT ME

i’m not generally a fan of even numbers, but 1312 is a petty good one

some people not knowing the difference between a vulva and a vagina is kinda concerning

you don't gotta tell me i'm trash better on mute, fuck you, i'll do it myself i don't really need your help

this is fun. i like it

they said they’re gonna take me out back later and shoot my pussy with a gun bc she’s too powerful

i’m so pretty! look at meeeeee!

people always say like, "that's not realistic" not for you, you unwhimsical bitch

ive been awake for too long [3 hours]

bes khara fik min teezy

if she tells you “kahlas” that means it’s time to stfu before she stops being nice about it

i know babe. it’s not time yet tho. let me cook

if any country should be banned from having nuclear weapons, it’s the united states

fuck _____ 1️⃣ me 2️⃣ you 3️⃣ the rest 4️⃣ the system 📊 Show results

Easter is such a gay holiday - The pastels - BRUNCH - A diva gathering all his besties to reveal that one of them has betrayed him.

human : humanity :: lesbian : lesbianity

sipping on that homosexualitea

graffiti is about power (positive)

*blinks my inner set of eyelids at you*

people always say like, "that's not realistic" not for you, you unwhimsical bitch

who up preparing for the coming of gozer?

WAP WAP WAP that's some WAP WAP WAP

No shit, it's my ass.

easter sin with me

What are we doing today, Zuul?

can i borrow your cat?

i think something’s gonna happen today

I hope your day is full of sunshine and good vibes

i'm disgusting like it icky-sticky bitch, i wouldn't trust me suck the blood up off the knife you know i'm lusting spit it out, lick it up like it's nothing you're fucking nothing