Hey, at least student loan forgiveness is illegal

Perhaps now people will stop wishcasting about the US military refusing illegal orders. That's not a thing that happens. The 100% compliance rate with using civilian boats for target practice was a bit of a tell.

who else is vibrating with anticipation for Chuck Schumer and democratic leadership to sputter impotently and do nothing about this?

another morning when it’s an existentially shameful thing to be an american huh

I‘m discontinuing my social media use for the foreseeable future and I want to explain why. I woke up in the new year to discover that some guy on here had saved photos I took on New Year’s Eve and used Grok to remove my clothes. I know this because he showed me.

hey karma you can step in at any time now

we have not "apprehended" the president of venezuela. we have invaded a foreign country and kidnapped its leader. what the fuck are we doing here, i am going to lose my mind

Three million people live in Caracas, five million in the metro area. It's one of the densest cities in South America. Remember this in the morning when they try to spin this as anything other than a cold-blooded attack on a major civilian center.

The US is bombing Venezuela because it can’t hold its pedophilic president accountable. Such deep evil.

when she says she wants to use more toys in the bedroom

I beg you to not ignore this please. This call for help is urgent and very much needed. My name is Frecklly, I am 28 years old, and I am the sole breadwinner of my family. I live with and care for my single mother, who is disabled and sick and unable to work.

black iced coffee goes hard

g'ibbly b'ibbly

🆃🅷🅴 🅾🆆🅻🆂 🅰🆁🅴 🅽🅾🆃 🆆🅷🅰🆃 🆃🅷🅴🆈 🆂🅴🅴🅼

I just hope Mamdani can finally bring an end to New Yorkers’ disgusting and archaic habit of emptying their chamber pots out the window without a care for who might be walking below

calling 911 because i can’t find my nail clippers

She was a menace last night if you can believe it.

Bread and Roses being sung at the inauguration of the largest city in the United States

i’m doing this right now!

just saw a billionaire pack all his things in a bindle and start leaving new york city on foot. he turned and looked at me with tears in his eyes and said “maybe one day when this city is safe we’ll return” before walking away

samsies my sluttiest is for fried eggs on garlic bread

there should be a button on tv remotes that if enough people press it at the same time the person talking gets zapped

fucking mood

floor time is the right of all girls :3

As the New Year begins, Odai starts it in pain. He was injured by a quadcopter over a year ago, and complications now require urgent surgery and ongoing treatment. While the world celebrates, we pray for relief. Please stand with Odai and help ease his suffering. gofund.me/77a751af7

may your path be clearer and your spirit fulfilled ✨

the floor feels far nicer than it has any right to

hullo is this floor club

yeah this is floor club

Normalize floortime

all the gay butterflies come to my yard

all i wanna do is have some fun* *lie on the floor

this photo is giving major "7th grader in speech and debate who can't grasp the fundamental concepts but teacher feels bad cutting him from the team bc he might columbine everyone"

so real i love to just lay on the floor

floortime is goated

I’m about to identify as a porblem if you don’t watch it

and so are you onward

Butterflies in her eyes and the looks to kill

Morning Bluesky. Welcome to 2026.

sing it back

i am a slut for a fried egg on any kind of bread

speed dating but for eating pierogies

coming out of the closet as a gay weirdo

let’s stay alive in 2026

the basket of garlic bread stays on the bed during sex