had a stretch this morning that made a tiny clicking sound somewhere in my back and now the apartment feels brighter which i realize is 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘣𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘺 unrelated, maybe

OMG THATS LITERALLY ME

No motion yesterday! Dalila decided she probably wouldn't set the sensory tent up outside, so we swapped it out on the wishlist for a larger but cheaper ($37) black one. Still really need the wrench ($7), vice ($31), and cash donations for refilling the moving fund! Anything helps!! 🙏⚒️💕💸🏳‍⚧♿💜

repeatedly blackpilled by how eager so many americans are to be radicalized against "people should fundamentally be decent to each other"

got a little high and became convinced one of my houseplants was having a really good day,, still not ruling it out

The left CANNOT afford to get left behind on the new Transformers DinoBots series. Shut up man

everything I’ve learned about Graham Platner has been against my will

bless this clown

nap time

morning pets

nap time

i love that my cat, who will wake up if a door opens in a different room, acts like he is just sleeping through me trying to pick him up to get him off my chair

Everything’s hunky donkey

So this is fucking awkward. My ex just admitted to $100k+ bad financial decisions and since my stuff is still tied to his, I will go bankrupt in 3-6 months. I don’t expect miracles but anything to help with my bills until a piece of land I own sells—please help if you can. Fuck; this is humiliating

nap time

A still-life drawing of a peach

I think the most adult thing about me is i got rid of the three drinks and now i have a carafe and glass

Baddies always have 3 drinks that's a fact

Your loins, motherfucker, do you even gird them?

😂 I’m glad it’s not just me. I have at least 3 beverages next to me at any given time. A gal needs options.

And it would be correct

sometimes i imagine an alien anthropologist carefully studying humanity for twenty years and then publishing a landmark paper concluding that we really like little beverages (at least 3) on our nightstands

The end is near

Similar to rebuilding NASA, the conditions for pushing screwworm back south of Panama no longer exist, both political parties have spent the last half century destroying the institutions you need to do so.

Do u want me

🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ it 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️

If you're in Minneapolis, share this link if you got any respect for me. Ella's new and is struggling to find a job and get on her feet. Help out a neighbor.

okay. I'm caught up on the lego drama ACAB now and forever. holy shit. Every single fucking cop in utah needs to be thrown in jail forever. oh my fucking god. this lego guy has captured some of the most stark evidence of police corruption I've ever seen or heard in my entire life

[tapping the shoulder of a guy who is making out with another guy on the bus] you know I wish every month was pride month

my love language is laughing

what if it happens today?

Just awful, donate if you can. And it’s a damn shame things got so rough for the early Adult Swim VAs

hey everyone I have an idea for a web page where we post everything that makes us feel real bad about how bleak everything is and you can endlessly scroll like 5 thousand vertical miles of that three inches at a time

list of gay icons

what if it happens during pride month 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈

Fun fact: @andrealaflamme.bsky.social is a Democrat running against him! Due to medical issues, she wasn't able to start collecting signatures soon enough, but she's an approved write-in candidate. She doesn't have Platner's baggage, and w/ RCV, there's no risk to vote for her and then a secondary.

It's Pride Month, so once again here's Sappho's Reply, one of the most powerful queer poems ever. Written by Rita Mae Brown at the height of the post-Stonewall struggles, it's the origin of "an army of lovers shall not fail/cannot lose." Y'all, we are going to win.

is robitussin still in the pride icon game or have we lost the mandate of big cough syrup

f r a m k e

It’s important to just wait with your mouth agape until you ingest some weird spores before you start posting

what if it happens today?

Happy Pride Month. If you're a gay man, please remember your power. People often think that gay men are innately fashionable, which means if you wear some stupid shit for long enough, straight people, including homophobes, will copy you and then you can laugh at them.

Throwback to when a TV station in Iceland accidentally aired an episode of Teletubbies with subtitles from the Sopranos 👌🏼

tall framke

thinking of her happy pride!

bonch

im lorv u too weed happy pride @gorl.gay 🌈🍃🐚💨

if you check the replies on the original post, someone expresses regrets for donating to @repvindman.bsky.social before as their son is trans; i feel it’s a good opportunity for the reminder that if it was through actblue, you can get a refund & i encourage anyone interested to do so