Oh shit, Panera has Wi-Fi

Hey @wsj.com wait till you hear about the people who make less than the middle class.

Oh shit. New retirement plan. Become elected official but without all the racism and shit.

“I’ve got some pretty devastating information about this public figure, and I will wait until well past the time that person amasses power to reveal it, mostly to make sure you’re all paying attention to me. I’m doing journalism right. Please subscribe. It’s your civic duty.”

"Forget that your aunt is an elitist who is forever tainted by that semester she worked as an adjunct at Dartmouth, and pivot to something everyone can agree on, like how excited you are to grab a slice of her famous Sweet Potato Pie."

the person who should be feeling most embarrassed this morning is not Nuzzi, it's the Vanity Fair boss who hired her

Socialism is what they called public power. Socialism is what they called social security. Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations. Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people. —Harry Truman, 1952

everyone who spent the 90s laboriously and lovingly making mixtapes just dissolved into ancient dust

Was trying to relax for bed and now I’m fuming again www.thewrap.com/leslye-headl... So it really seems Disney was just scared of something that was too diverse because they don’t understand online trolls. Again!

In an era filled with tech dipshits who never developed emotionally past the age of 13 & use their wealth to become odious monsters ... ... listen to Steve Wozniak.

We spent a year investigating billionaires for @washingtonpost.com. We found: the wealthiest 100 Americans gave $1.1 billion to influence the 2024 elections — 140x more than they did in 2000. And almost all of that giving boosted Republicans. washingtonpost.com/politics/int...

I spoke with people role-playing ICE raids in video games to help educate people on their rights and what to do in real-life situations. Tonight, they're holding an event in Fortnite www.wired.com/story/activi...

Friendly reminder that dishwashers made after 1995 or so are so water and energy efficient that even if you ran them twice fully loaded it would still use less water than handwashing the same load. So many "green" things feel like sacrifices. Dishwashers are not one of them.

MTG has been in Congress since 2020 & is resigning Jan 5, 2026. I just want to point out one thing. She spent 5 years attacking the left & never feared for her life. She spent 5 weeks mildly critiquing MAGA & the backlash is so severe she is resigning. 5 years vs 5 weeks. That says it all.

DONT FALL FOR MTG’S BULLSHIT SHE IS STILL A VIOLENT ANTISEMITE WHO BLAMES JEWS FOR EVERYTHING WRONG IN THE WORLD A FULLY ENDORSES GREAT REPLACEMENT THEORY

Lol at NYT, after everything, having to roll with a smiling triumphant Mamdani looking down on Trump as lead story

Thread. Venezuela. 1/

This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year

In 2016, I got death threats when I posted about Katie Johnson on Twitter. Johnson is the woman who says she was raped by Trump when she was only 13 years old. I watched the entirety of her video testimony and found it credible, which I say as someone who has worked with CSA survivors for decades.

"What strong views on diversity?" "Ohh you know the ones..."

Merry Christmas to us all

omg they made Jeffrey Epstein Inbox Simulator '25 jmail.world

One of the themes of our new police state is the sheer lack of professionalism. They can't do the basics, and when challenged, double down. A dysfunctional organizational culture deeply suspicious of the society they are tasked with controlling. bsky.app/profile/radl...

They are babies trying to build Babyworld and the way to stop them is to force them to exist outside of their id alone. These are people who have had so few barriers in life that they are not functional on the scale of adolescents, never mind adults

Just a little FYI from @jaywillis.net

“We stopped paying journalists and started rewarding performers.”

BREAKING: USCIS is reinstating halted naturalization ceremonies in several New York counties, per U.S. Rep. Mike Lawler. The move comes days after a @timesunion.com report revealed abrupt cancellations in at least seven counties. www.timesunion.com/hudsonvalley...

The people who say "why this obsession with Palestine? why don't you post about Sudan?" never post about Sudan themselves. What they mean is "it's fine you don't care about Sudan. You should be similarly indifferent to Palestine" (of course, many people do post about both and other crises)

Politico is calling Mamdani a transplant and if you lived and went to high school in NYC you're not a transplant, even if you weren't born here. That isn't how this works. Even (most) immigrants are not transplants.

It is SO lovely to see people sharing clips and experiences of FFT now. When I played the original, I could only talk about it with a handful of nerdy friends and in chat rooms

We had a great chat about the end of Meta’s antitrust woes (for now)

WIRED is hiring for a senior politics reporter who will write our weekly newsletter; detailed job description below. This role will be based in New York or DC and report to me; the salary range is $95,000 - $132,000. condenast.wd5.myworkdayjobs.com/en-US/CondeC...

ICE in Charlotte. The guy in the headlock is a restaurant worker. Barbarians.

This is an accidentally honest answer. What she's saying in code is: "The President is a misogynist, petulant bully. You've all seen him be a misogynist, petulant bully. And lots of voters out there are also misogynist or petulant or bullies and that's why they like him."

Incredible headline.

🎯🎯Must read piece on how John Roberts created the conditions for Trump’s rise and has enabled his criminality at every turn by @pemalevy.bsky.social and @ariberman.bsky.social www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

I think a lot about how much society pressures us to forgive people who don't think they actually need forgiveness

A literal fire has erupted in the middle of the United Nations conference devoted to stopping the planet from burning. heatmap.news/sparks/cop30...

For those in the US - this is the best way to find if there's a theater near you playing our movie when it opens 11/26. Sadly no AMC on this run, but Landmark, Alamo and other wonderful chains can keep it running as long as they want, even past the 12/12 Netflix drop. www.wakeupdeadmanfilm.com

The crisis remains.

A Trump supporter started murdering his way through an assassination list of Democratic law makers FIVE MONTHS AGO. He murdered my colleague Melissa Hortman, and her husband Mark — and attempted to assassinate my dear friend John Hoffman and his wife Yvette. I was also on the hit list. WTF

Sounds about reich

So... spells. We're using spells to undo the work we've done... tricking rocks into thinking with lightning. And trapping evil cars in circles of salt. The old ways are new again.

PATTON OSWALT: These people are scared. They're being targeted. We're watching them be targeted right now. We're watching transgender people be targeted in a very aggressive way, so— BILL MAHER: We are? Where? OSWALT: Oh my god. MAHER: Where are they being targeted?

Polarize the shit out of this. Polarize the shit out of this. Polarize the shit out of this. Polarize the shit out of this. Polarize the shit out of this. Polarize the shit out of this. Polarize the shit out of this. Polarize the shit out of this. Polarize the shit out of this.

MacWhisper is very good, includes speaker diarization, and runs completely locally. Also they have a 30% discount for journalists! I have no connection to them but have used it happily for some time.

Join us LIVE on the Engadget Podcast starting at 10:30A ET! www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWQz... We'll be talking about Meta's antitrust win and taking listener questions about everything tech

WTF - Epstein & Trump randomly "meet" girl sight-seeing in NYC. - Given an apartment by Epstein promise of Victoria's Secret audition - Epstein hires her as "science advisor" - Finishes school, introduced to Gates via future husband, Steve Sinofsky then joins Gates Foundation in '02.

trying to start a moral panic and the stories are all like “the ADHD meds really helped but didn’t solve everything”