Sending people without papers to slave camps should really not be the US in 2026

When you notice Dad has put a chicken wing in your bowl

I just left my cousin's wedding? and the last song the DJ played was Sweet Caroline, so I had to teach everyone about how in WV you yell "EAT SHIT PITT" instead of "bum ba bum" at the bar. 😂

They should do guns next. Or, fuck, knives. Pretty much everything inside of a decent toolbox. Household cleaners.

House rule: anything that makes crunchy noises must be presented to Dany for a thorough examination.

We need more rich people with normal interests like "your movie sounds neat" instead of, like, white fertility rates.

A Pride reminder: If you are in the MKE area and you/your kid have court for a name change, I'm happy to come and sit at counsel's table with you/them if I am available. Parents/support people aren't allowed unless they're lawyers, and the process can be scary even in the best of circumstances.

Yaakov Roth was a Harvard Law School grad, SCOTUS clerk, and longtime BigLaw partner. His resume, law students were always told, was a sign that he was among those at the top of the legal profession. Today, he said Trump could tear down the Statue of Liberty tonight and no one could stop him.

What!

Virgo: You’re too young to be so acerbic. Let it flourish organically, with each passing disillusionment.

please stop making enormous and incredibly cool new lego sets until I can acquire a second house dedicated to displaying them thank you in advance

Ce n'est pas "presque" une insulte, ç'en est une, pleine, entière et coloniale. #Chlordecone

I left my phone at the gay bar and they still had it behind the bar when I came back like 2.5 hours later. 🫶🫶🫶

No lies detected.

DIABOLICAL 🤣🤣🤣

Make purse hooks in bathroom stalls great again. 👜

This is a cat check point. Relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone. #ProofOfCat

Stay safe out there, Chicago friends.

Ok guys this is really huge news for astronomers- black hole with a mass 50 million times the mass of the sun just 700 million years after the Big Bang that appears to have formed NOT from stellar mergers! Direct collapse? 👀 🔭🧪🎢 science.nasa.gov/missions/web...

One of the wildest things about Kavanaugh's now-notorious quote is that there was ample evidence *on the record before the court* that this was untrue, yet he stated it as an undisputed statement of fact. Did he bother to read the record before writing his opinion?

This might be the best thing I've ever seen

I'm not crying, you are. 😭

I’m gonna tell you fascists You might be surprised People in this world Oh they’re getting organized You bound to lose You fascists bound to lose (www.tiktok.com/t/ZTBhESEt2/)

Reskeeting with alt text bc I laughed aloud at this dude Clark seeing the technicality and seizing his moment

Just cross posting this horrific intel from an independent journalist who has been on the ground in NJ for the last few days: www.threads.com/@hereswhykev...

Anyone can submit a public comment in response to the Trump Regime's plan to destroy science in the United States. Fuck it, this is important enough — I'll take general questions, provide help with specific comments, etc. just @ me on here. 🧪

DO NOT tell people their comments don’t or won’t matter. DO NOT tell people they have to be famous or a member of a fancy society to count. DO go submit a comment to condemn this. DO go talk to your friends, your family, your colleagues. They hope to do this in the dark. Remind them we are here.🧪

Second night of Jersey cops attacking protesters who are there supporting hunger strikers inside a sadistic immigrant jail

#FlyDay Bumble Bee on Purple Cone Flower. #macro #bee #Hymenoptera #insects #ECK #EastCoastKin #Nikon

Cops busting through a barricade that they set up is pretty tough to misinterpret.

seeing reports of rubber bullets and tear gas with an absolute deluge of police forces at Delaney. for tue second night in a row, people are facing cops on charging horses. the governor said sending in state police was “deescalating” the situation.

the stereotypical small town story is of the pitcher who gets away with sexual harassment because they can throw a fastball at 95 mph. the era we are in is ruled by the guy who never made the team but bets on the game, but still somehow loudly gets away with the open sexual harassment

Meowie Antoinette

Their new girlfriend is women

Go ahead and slam journalists when they deserve it. I certainly do. But also realize that New York Times journalists Declan Walsh and Arlette Bashizi willingly traveled to an Ebola ward in the Democratic Republic of Congo in order to inform the world. Many journalists are heroes. (NYT gift link)

This feeds my soul.

Dang the Dallas Morning news editorial board did not hold back

Virgo: It’s a good week to try something new. Skydive. Learn a language. Feast on the flesh of your enemies.

Bet you didn't know the Sun looks like that.

Yeah, I think I'm gonna NOPE out of this one.

Fucking hell, y'all.

Every. Single. Time. I walk into the bathroom. They have a fountain. The prefer the tub. #cats

I avoided the Discourse and don't know much about Talarico, but this is the energy Democrats need and have way too little of

MIT (endowment: $27B) shuttering three of its four main libraries is one of those news items that just knocks you off balance, auguring, as it does, profound and permanent changes to the entire institutional apparatus of higher education in this country.

Sparky WAS very cute.

James's two greatest desires in life are to be snuggled like a little baby; and to go on a murderous rampage through the neighborhood, leaving blood and destruction in his wake

🔥 🔥 🔥

I just realized they’re actually calling it the Great American State Fair. Is there going to be a livestock show? Awards for the best Trump-inspired butter sculpture?

it's very similar to the anger over liz cheney's endorsement. you *want* candidates to reach out to broaden their coalitions *in ways that don't involve policy concessions.* that's what this is. he's trying to get r voters without making policy concessions. 1

Off to the Separate But Equal Docket