“The Enemy of my Enemy is a Convenient if Temporary Friend.”

That was really good, and I think I ate too much…

ARRIVED! 🍾🥂

It’s only cynicism if it’s from the Cynicism region of America. Otherwise, it’s just sparkling reality.

Hudson Valley looking crisp and beautiful this morning! 🚄💺

🕯 ✨ ✨ 🕯 🕯 ✨ IT ✨ 🕯 🕯 ✨ ✨ 🕯

“Please don’t murder me.”

Conservatives Say Renée Good Was Brainwashed By Bible Into Loving Thy Neighbor https://theonion.com/conservatives-say-renee-good-was-brainwashed-by-bible-into-loving-thy-neighbor/

Oh… NOW we want to talk about insurrections….

Turn it ALL off… all of it. youtu.be/jdQWWmJ4Bms?...

I am still in shock that this is where we’re at.

Going after reporters. We are over the cliff. 🇺🇸 www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...

Hi - UX Designer with over 20 years of experience here who actually works with QR codes for the general public… This is an INSANELY impractical idea that is doomed from the start. Also: beginning with a solution before understanding the needs or the nature of the problem is really bad. 🚮

Oooh he’s so close! He’s **almost** about to figure it all out!

Post your home river. The Cal-Sag Channel in Illinois

"Would you not like to reject opting out of not sharing personal data? Please say yes or yes."

“Help us build the surveillance system to send you to camps.”

I don’t know who in London needs to know this but… erotic surrealism is a thing, and this exhibit looks amazing. Wear a wig and sunglasses! Dirty! Dirty! www.richardsaltoun.com/exhibitions/...

Need I say more?

Yup

Me: God… if you’re there.. please send me a sign!! God:

This is freaking amazing. Just wait for the second verse from the keyboard player. youtu.be/95a-IbYZzws?...

Don’t believe the fascist Republican media. Chicago is a magical wonderland.

When I was a kid my dream job was to be a zookeeper so I could, and I quote, “pet animals all day long.” It’s still my dream job.

GERMAN PRESIDENT STEINMEIER: “.. the United States has broken with the values that it helped to establish .. “.. we have now moved beyond the stage where we can lament the lack of respect for international law or the erosion of the international order; we are far beyond that, I believe.”

Land of the free 🙃

This should honestly be a legal requirement for discontinued products.

Nazi assholes

If you’re ever wondering if something will happen in America, just ask yourself “Will this make rich people even richer?” If the answer is no, then that thing will not happen.

It’s also worth pointing out that the Catholic Chrurch’s argument is always “the church doesn’t excommunicate you… you excommunicate yourself by your words and actions not being in alignment with the Church.”

I’m no longer Catholic, but I know when a very public excommunication is about to happen…

Before federal agents killed a Minnesota mom, they killed a man in Chicago and shot a woman 5 times. blockclubchi.co/4jxafcA

Finally! A strongly worded memo!

Post a picture of you at school

Accurate

Boss: You need to have a Very Important™️©️ meeting with your stakeholders on alignment. Me: Miraculously finds an available time slot. Stakeholders: Sorry, that’s Not As Important©️™️ as our latest fire drill assignment which will be overlooked and meaningless anyways. Can you reschedule?

Colbert’s cold open last night. @colbertlateshow.bsky.social @latenightercom.bsky.social

Make it viral.

Post something beautiful to combat the awful.

AOC: What we saw today was a criminal murder a woman while she was trying to flee for her life. What we saw today was a manifestation of every American’s worst nightmare: their government turning into a tyranny.

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Hello this is your lawyer speaking -- every day is Shut The Fuck Up Friday!

what this should make clear to everyone in this country is that it does not matter who you are, there's no "it could never happen to me" you can be a white woman who drives around with stuffed animals in her car, and they will still kill you in cold blood and call you a domestic terrorist

Walz: "Do you have no decency? We have someone dead in their car for no reason whatsoever. I don't want to be right about this, but I said if they do this they're gonna create a chaotic situation where someone innocent is gonna get killed. And they did it."