I wish them all a very speedy heart attack and kidney stones. 🚮

Good Morning to: The Cross Fires and Limbo Rock

Hearing about these locally elected Reform politician antics feels very “Tea Party circa 2003” or “Moms For Liberty.” But that eventually laddered up to Trump in 2016 so…. Yikes.

FFS WILL SOMEONE PLEASE DRAG BOTH NEW YORK SENATORS OFF THE POLITICAL STAGE??? They both suck and have sucked for years.

Sister: <sends Amazon link> Look at this cute dress I’m buying for dad’s birthday party! Me: I think it looks better on me. Sister: YOU FUCKING BITCH!!

This is why.

I wan to know who? Who? WHOOO? Thought this was a good idea.

Me: Listen, Mike… I need to be more authentic. Mike: What if you’re ’authentically’ an asshole? Me: Fair point.

New York Times: “A person was murdered, but let’s hear from murderer rights advocates…”

Gimme Dat 🍔

Political Fuckboi

Everyone Else At The Corporate Pride Webinar Event: 🏳️‍🌈 Me in the chat at the Corporate Pride Webinar Event: YAAASSSS BIIIITCH SASHAY THAT BUSSY AND SERVE CUNT FAGGOTS

HE DIDN’T EVEN KNOW THAT KID!

“I’m a real boy!” kojira.github.io/bluesky-lice...

OH MY GAHHHDDD… Fucking meaningless corporate finance bro speak.

Misusing — em dashes to feel alive

We had a big meeting at work and the CEO (who is VERY conservative Trump leaning) said that their data indicates that wealth disparity is higher than during the French Revolution…

Mike: Good morning! How are you today? 😊 Me: I’m here. 🙁

Daylong meeting and work bestie and I have our own side chat going on to make it bearable…

Hate crime, but make it a limited edition

The amount of uptalk, vocal fry and the TikTok accent in this meeting of about 30 people is absolutely insane. Everyone sounds like an extremely uninformed but also insanely self-assured 13 year old.

Best Villain in cinema

Evangelical “try not to be weird and sexual about everything” challenge.

Never thought about it like this

Pretty sure this is fake, but hilarious just the same.

Not every record from the Thrift Shop is a winner. All songs in the public domain with bangers like: Clementine Bill Bailey When Johnny Comes Marching Home For He’s a Jolly Good Fellow You will be shocked to know this record was only $1

"We need to respect the office..."

Friend: "How's your day going?" Me:

Just here to spread light and love...

For me, tailgating is the only good reason to attend a sporting event. I’m shocked nobody else does that!

Today is June 15th. The heat is on in my house and I’m wearing a hoodie. So like, maybe ease up on selling crop tops for pride, ok?

Sucks that this 64 year old Rocky & Bullwinkle joke still hits now

Good Morning to Nat King Cole… Who apparently made several several albums in Spanish with the same zeal as the white girl who was the head of your high school foreign language club.

The moment a server says, “we do things differently around here…” or “we do a twist on <blank> food..” is the moment I know I’m about to have a the most mediocre yet pricy meal of my life. Next time I’m just going to walk out.

I sure hope so!

In today’s episode of…. “A New Generation of Voters Loses Their Innocence…” TL;dr : Every elected official will eventually disappoint you because they’re human and it’s a complex job to balance competing interests.

Happy Pride and all that, but be safe about the pussy / bussy / dick you put in your mouth this month. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

HOW ARE YOU “POLITICALLY HOMELESS” WHEN YOUR TEAM CONTROLS THE EXECUTIVE, LEGISLATIVE AND JUDICIAL BRANCHES.

Good morning to: Herbie Mann

We have now reached the ITAR stage of AI. This happens when the US government claims “national security and defense” issues and imposes export controls so adversaries like Iran, Russia and North Korea don’t access technology, but it also hurts allies. It’s also far too little too late.

Super cool!

11 HOURS OF LIVE STREAMING JUST BUILDING THE SCAFFOLDING….

I live for this level of petty. www.youtube.com/live/aAhm880...

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Good Morning to: BONGOS BONGOS BONGOS by Los Admiradores

On the left: an ancient Egyptian mummy sarcophagus painting from Roman Egypt circa 350 AD from the British Museum On the right: My mother (1938-2016)

Shiiiiiiiiiiit

Relax everyone. Temu Redneck Olivia Benson is on the case.

My fundamental problem with today’s copilot training is that building agents to summarize emails and tell me what I need to work on is garbage pretend work. Email ≠ Actual Work