I would like to point out that Kimmy is my **severely** developmentally disabled neighbor that we all love and protect. She can see through it all. Why can’t they?

I’m in a demonstration where they show us the new login procedure… Provide your email and copy a code sent to your email… Plum not shitting you people are like:

Scientists speculate they will also find similar beads near Uranus…

ANA NAVARRO: November 20, I'm moderating the book tour in Miami so if you haven't been deported yet, come see us KAMALA HARRIS: Maybe or maybe not she'll be moderating

Not me directly texting the person responsible and passive aggressively terrorizing them…

Fun Fact: Dr. Oz’s herbal company has been pushing leucovorin as an herbal remedy for years.

Happy Religious Mass Psychosis Day!

There’s still time to cancel your Disney+ subscription!

hi, medical toxicologist that knows a lot about Tylenol here👋 Claiming that tylenol use in pregnancy causes autism is fearmongering here's what you need to know 🧵

I got my Pfizer Covid vaccine yesterday and not gonna lie - it’s kicking my ass this morning. 🥴

Oh… people on the spectrum just need more vitamins. That’s all.

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Tell me your local urban school district is grossly incompetent and the entire school board and superintendent should be jailed for incompetence without telling me…

Crying… 🤣🤣🤣

Top tier trolling

Hanging at the bowling alley with my favorite guy listening to the sound check for Dean Wareham from Luna & Galaxie 500

This ad pops up in my IG feed and my sister in law “liked” it… Bitch, you’re part of what makes my family visits a personal hell.

Age Verification: It’s just ‘Star Wars.’ I don’t know what you’re talking about when you say ‘A New Hope.’

Since the OS 26 upgrade, I keep getting annoying pop-ups on both my iPhone and iPad reminding me to turn on Siri and Apple Intelligence and there’s no clear way to make them stop. I’ll pass on the surveillance state tactics, Apple. #FuckingAnnoying #NoThanks

Page One @nytimes.com @jimrutenberg.bsky.social

Where the separate divisions of ANTIFA landed on the beaches of Normandy on June 6, 1944:

Since the government doesn’t want you to know this, bookmark this page for the latest on COVID rates of infection. pmc19.com/data/

IT'S OFFICIAL: Connecticut, Maine, Massachusetts, New Jersey, New York State, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island and New York City have formed the Northeast Public Health Collaborative. The collaborative will issue their own vaccine recommendations and coordinate public health efforts.

So… cockrings?

The last political column I was allowed to write in the @washingtonpost.com was a criticism of Obama. His people took issue with my piece, but we were respectful. Now he is tweeting in support of me. This is how free political speech and respect for debate *actually works*. Or used to work.

“Thousands of years of generational oppression not resolved in sync with news cycle says world leader who doesn’t understand how things work.”

Bruh

Just a reminder to everyone to get regular sexual health testing. I had a direct conversation with a gay friend about some concerns I had and discovered that an educated gay man in his mid-30s: Had not been tested in years Had lots of misconceptions of PreP Was not aware of doxyPeP

Influencers doing their little TikTok dance routines in this current sociopolitical climate

Queen

My flower class this week was the button mum.

Out of Africa Pretorian dough boy Musk is no Redford, but with nine kids and counting, he should be thinking about three days of the condom. by Maureen Dowd

I went to catholic school and for all its faults, most of my teachers were caring and the best parts of Christianity. Over on FB, I’m connected with my 1st Grade and junior high teachers and LET ME TELL YOU… This past week they have been shaming TF out my asshole classmates for their shitty takes.

At 7 in the morning? No thank you.

I’m sure they’ll be comparing notes on underage girls.

I’m not a very religious person but I know a good sermon when I hear one. Pastor Wesley is taking us to church! PREACH! 🙌

Welp…

Guuurl… bye.

My sister and I get each other.

Definitely a great day to go on Facebook to observe all the emotional car crashes.

Here’s some good news you may have missed yesterday! A rare moment of sanity from the Supremes! www.scotusblog.com/2025/09/supr...

Therapy Jeff breaking down why it’s OK to not feel bad about tragic events that happen to people who don’t show empathy for others.

“He did? Well… hunting’s dangerous. So anyway, my mom gave me this 30 ought for my 16th birthday…”

what a fucking way to find out magic is real

Charlie Kirk was shot during an audience Q&A. I swear that the following transcript is real. Question: "Do you know how many mass shooters there have been in America over the last ten years?" Charlie Kirk: "Counting or not counting gang violence?" He was shot a split second later.

So… did you review my resume and have a work from home Temu Google Amazon job that pays 200K for me or no?

I love that the “they’re coming for your children” people keep coming for trans kids. The courts are now the only backstop from unadulterated fascist round ups.

“And also with you…”

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Really? It’s not a mystery.