I’m in the middle of Season 1 of Severance and it’s SOOOO GOOOD.

“Here’s what being a fascist boot-licking grifter taught me about B2B sales…”

To refuse to participate in assistance with rescue of survivors is another war crime charge for the Captain and Hegseth.

YOU CAN’T MAKE THIS CLOWN CAR SHIT UP!! 🤣🤣🤣

Such spine! Much leadership!

NO MORE WOKE WARS!! Ummm… Pedro, those wars were all put in motion by Republican administrations…

Screaming

SHE FAKE QUOTED ORWELL…

Holy shit. I am laughing so hard I’m crying. newrepublic.com/post/207407/...

🚨 THIS IS NOT A DRILL. kristi noem is doing a live speech right now and doesn't know she was fired. 🚨

💥 P O P 💥

As my dearly departed, sweet and devoutly Catholic Italian mother used to say…“Get fucked.”

How I feel when someone blocks me

There are over 3,800 children locked up in ICE concentration camps (calling it what they are). Here are children who passed while in ICE custody. May they rest in peace. Kristi Noem must be held accountable before this number grows exponentially. #KillerNoem

Dear God… the bad acting in these sexual harassment training videos is like 1990s era porn. New This Year: It also includes now includes instruction for the GenZ kids like “your manager telling you a project is late does not constitute harassment.”

🚨 MESSY BITCH ALERT 🚨

Americans are dead. Prices are skyrocketing. The Middle East is on fire. Civil war is brewing in Iran. And for what? A war that will leave the same hardliners in charge? A war that can't actually destroy their nuclear program? This is incompetence. Plain and simple.

War is profitable. We spent $1.1B that could have gone to American infrastructure, education, healthcare and now that’s gone. So of course we will likely spend another $2-3B to replace it.

If you know you know.

Fucking sports betting tech bros need to be thrown into a volcano as sacrifice.

Jesus Christ I hate it here.

Project 2025 is alive and well and plotting Armageddon

WHY ARE THESE PEOPLE SO FUCKING OBSESSED AND WEIRD??

“Lindsey Graham hasn’t seen a fistfight he hasn’t wanted to turn into a bombing raid… that’s a good quote.” @RepTimBurchett pats himself on the back for his line about unhinged bloodthirsty warmonger Lindsey Graham, who pushes for more bombs and death and destruction

Listen, videos like that are how inexperienced people get their larynx and pharynx broken. That’s just amateurish, reckless and disturbing - not sexy at all. BLOCKED

Self-hating arrogant know-it-all white wealthy Republican gays of privilege are truly the WORST.

At CBS News, where staffers are apparently barred from reading history books, the hostilities between Iran and the US don’t begin until 1979.

Fucking Meta Glassholes. “NoBoDy CoUlD hAvE fOrEsEeN tHiS hApPeNiNg!”

Seeing Matt discovering in real time that Oceania had always been at war with Eastasia is a sight to behold.

who made this

Isn’t that what Cheney said when we invaded Iraq… that it would only be “weeks.”

@zackpolanski.bsky.social : "I do know that there's no example in history where you've bombed people to democracy.. airstrikes for regime change has never led [to] an example where a country is better off afterwards" 🎯

It's a Republican tradition.

I’m in Toronto for a short weekend trip. I really *really* love Canada and Canadians. 🇨🇦

happy 10-year anniversary to this razor-sharp political prognostication

I’m voting for the candidate who promises to imprison everyone who makes money insider trading on war.

And these fuckers vote.

Oh fuck.

Thanks! I hate it.

You know you grew up in the Midwest when you don’t buy ice for the road trip cooler… you pack ziplock bags of ice and snow from the back yard. 🙃

Do I really want to attend this mandatory webinar on how to use fucking Copilot to create my annual work goals? Absolutely fucking not. 🚮

Z I N G !

Great article… Let me translate: - Costs will go down for software companies and improve their bottom lines - Quality will likely stagnate or worsen rather than improve - Feature creep and slop will abound - Prices and subscriptions will continue as normal open.substack.com/pub/mustafak...

30 years. This video should be on every network.

If you’re reading this, you’ve been saying this for at least a decade.

To be fair, that’s also all of America.

Yes. He’s ABSOLUTELY saying he wouldn’t support marriage equality today. This is the great fear of queer people - we know the Republicans would put us in camps, but many Democrats are false friends.