This Is Just To Say I have turned off the AI features that were in the update and which you were probably hoping to monetize Fuck you they were stupid so unnecessary and so annoying

How dare it be mid 40s and rainy like a normal spring day when we had an 87 degree day just last week

alright first upset of the playoffs is in the books. I think the Pistons will be fine - Magic gotta regress to their normal level of play soon. That said. It's fiesta time

y'all out here talking about aura or inexperience but I know the real victory is already won - getting Kelly Olynyk's goofy ass to dress up.

Welcome back to the NBA playoffs, San Antonio!

Magic still playing like the other night so far, huh. Kinda cool

Oh word, a sports betting account following me? Die

This guy sucked in Mario Party 6

Oh wow, hers is gorgeous and it's no contest

im not saying we should return to pre-modern norms when it comes to speech but i am saying that for most of human history if you said the kind of stuff about "knowing" the future that sam altman says you'd be characterized by the proper authorities as a heretic and would need to flee for your life.

I know he means it to be intimidating but it seems kinda sexual I guess those aren't mutually exclusive though

Watching the NBA subreddit bully a guy into deleting a post criticizing Red Panda with glee and hoping the shame of it follows him forever

We basically have like 3 lingering linguistic artifacts from Game of Thrones and 2 of them are great for showing that you're a huge loser: "Bend the knee" ❌ "Sweet summer child" ❌ "I choose violence" ✔️

no bronx.news12.com/5-bronx-ihop...

Is bolloxology like tricknology but for guys who only eat beans in canned form

Pretty much the only one I can stand to listen to is Andy Roddick's and his transformation into a thoughtful elder statesman of the game is its own bizarre miracle

Malpractice to not tease us with the theme song in this trailer but nevertheless I'm on board youtu.be/o-oWwJ-PbBY?...

It's too early for this shit on a Sunday morning but brain has invented jerk chili crisp so lemme get back to you in a few weeks when I've figured out where to buy dried scotch bonnets that won't cost me an arm and a leg

Oh sure it does, all the time. The bestseller lists are continuously full of the okayest books. Because the truth is, reading a truly marvelous work of inspiring genius is EXHAUSTING. And we're all already exhausted.

pretty great first day of proper playoff basketball, though basically every contest started falling apart after halftime. nervous for the Spurs tomorrow - I'm a bit split on how much I buy into the constant chatter about youth and inexperience. in a way, the Wemby experience is entirely in line

Before the season began I declared both the Rockets and Clippers to be frauds and I have been vindicated. (I don't care if the Rockets win the series, y'all let the Lakers with no Luka or Reaves bully you, it's all over except for the death rattle)

I was good and instead of eating one million wings I reheated some very good beans I made and some leftover millet from the tabbouleh making. I am still rather far away from the arbitrary number I established for when I am allowed to buy myself Hades II

Any game reviewers interested in checking out a copy of Dino Racer? 🦖 We’re looking for a reviewer interested in getting a written or video review out by Gen Con! Currently prioritizing those doing video content (within reason—I have only 1 copy to send around this time!) but feel free to holler!

Hmm Be responsible and eat food I already made or consider my desire to eat one million wings

This ludicrous State Farm commercial also makes me think significantly elevated celebrity density in commercials is a recession indicator. You are not shelling out for Bon Jovi, Hailee Steinfeld, Keegan-Michael Key, and Danny McBride at their normal rates in a healthy economy

Explosive & really outrageous revelations in here about a billionaire's private surveillance network completely run amok. If we can't stop Dolan from spying on us at MSG, let's at least cancel his sweetheart tax break. (1/2)

Nuggets - Twolves is by far the game I'm most interested in today but I am busy taking photos of my dog being contemptuous of flowers

This is fucking incredible

honestly I kind of figured this would be the least interesting matchup of today's games and if that ends up still being true I will be dead before we even get through round 1 of the playoffs

My local farmer's market actually sucks most of the time when it comes to produce but they somehow manage to consistently have fuji apples that taste as good as they did like 20 years ago and not the garbage most supermarkets have now.

It is real actual fucking basketball time

Happy Superman Day Fuck a whole litany of people in comics who seem to have dedicated their lives to being someone he'd be very disappointed in

hey guys - i'm in a pretty dire housing situation right now. i have to move at the end of the month (lease expires) but prior plans w/ people completely fell apart & i'm back to square one. i'm looking for a room in Brooklyn, trans friendly, 1100 a month max, not a temporary sublet. plz let me know.

My latest. I’ve been watching the media coverage of the murders of Dr. Cerina Fairfax and Vice Mayor Nancy Metayer. One way media can fight back against male violence: If you kill your wife, you don’t get to be called a “husband” any more. You’re her killer. open.substack.com/pub/karenatt...

Hot Pot Havoc. Push your luck/card drawing party game.

me and who, etc.

listen New Yorker, I know it's almost certainly a piece about ikejime, but you don't need to be sending me emails with the subject line "How to Kill a Fish" on a Saturday morning

PS you can preorder this nice book and I’ll give you a free class from the Culinary Curiosity School (more details on that soon). It’s IMHO the perfect summertime book bookshop.org/a/103396/978...

Dammit I can't fall back asleep this sucks

Well now it's 1am and I'm craving a kouign-amann so that's my take I guess

"I would have covered it up if Dray had killed Jordan"

I think the one food opinion I have that would get the most angry people up my ass is I don't very much like any desserts / baked goods where chocolate has been incorporated into the dough. chocolate chips melted throughout is fine. chocolate crumb I do not like.

I need Phoenix to understand that this is still a point advantage that a hot Steph can erase in like 90 seconds

course on all the points of vulnerability in the global economic system

he's a perfectly okay actor but again I do not fuck with schlubby looking comedy guys like John Krasinski transitioning to action star. it is right wing grift precursor behavior

Nice little Pop update for the Spurs fam. Was at practice today and addressed everyone.

look if there had to be one play-in stinker I'm happy to see the Hornets eat absolute shit some real pieces of shit on that team I like Diabate though, and I hope Kon realizes Bill Simmons is trying to groom him and it's weird

question for the music people: it blows my mind that violins from as early as the 1500s are still around and can be played. like, I’ve personally seen someone play a violin made in the 1700’s and just…wut?!? my question is what other super old instruments still get routine concert play?

I’m sorry he got so blackout drunk they had to ask for SWAT door busting equipment?!

DC area friends: Someone I know is thereabouts next week, staying in Arlington. They are looking for food recs nearby. Reasonably broad budget and taste - not a snob by any means but not particularly constrained in either direction.