Well of course kinetic damage beats frost, everybody knows that Shooter obviously new to more complex elemental rock paper scissors interactions

Hello yes I would like to speak to the food industry's manager about whoever is responsible for this stupid modern trend towards split top hot dog buns

RGG should make Iron Chef games that are just Yakuza games but as though Iron Chef shit was as high stakes as the show pretends it is.

Quoting to say that this man is Hakeem Jeffries' tether. And I mean that in the most glowingly positive way possible. Pennsylvania, you better ride for this man!

This is some good activism

Perhaps the best item on my running grocery list note

THE PROMISED HOUR IS HERE

That is Laura Dern's man candy

This is behavior I tolerate from my dog, but I wouldn't be friends with any human being who so needed to be an exception to someone else's well documented pattern of abusive behavior.

A family in Gaza City wanted to pack up its belongings and leave according to the Israeli military eviction orders. While they were packing up, Israel bombed them. Israel has murdered many Palestinians over the past days in the same way. (Credit: Tamerqdh/Abubaker Abed)

I remain eternally surprised that nothing awful has stuck yet about Shaq's behavior with women. Gonna just sit on this as a placeholder.

IKARI: In my defense I have him staying with a traumatized alcoholic who finds it nearly impossible to separate intimacy with men from sex.

me, trying to lose weight but shotgunning 2 Thin Mint Pop-Tarts into my mouth: "lol I'm the best at health"

Had a promising interview for which I had to shave my despair beard, which given my poor facial hair growth is what some other men get in about a day. I am taking the dog to get a new collar to celebrate.

Sure but ymmv on boring. I do think no one worth being with is interested long-term in being with a dilettante. You want someone who has deep interests, even if they're not ones you share or necessarily even understand.

I think most people are pretty clear on what should happen to armed adults who terrorize children like this and that's probably why they tried to announce today that anyone who objects is a terrorist.

This isn't a good thing to do with my money or caloric intake right now but it's good for my soul

I just know Dave Filoni weeps rage-tears of blood every time someone mentions Andor to him

At this rate Big Pharma is gonna start its own CIA

Of course when you're looking around wondering who in the gym trying to throw weight down as hard as possible it's a little guy in a performatively patriotic t-shirt deadlifting all of 2 plates a side. You get 'em, big dawg. Antifa is really running scared now.

It doesn't come up often enough to be a real problem but whenever they say "Brother Darkness" on Foundation I'm distracted remembering Charlie Murphy recounting how Rick James would call him and Eddie Twin Brother Darkness and it takes the gravity out of the moment. youtu.be/AUSM-Gu-iuM?...

Jacques Pepin is exactly as kind as you hope he is.

So far my "find the most annoying grenade" strategy for Borderlands 4 has been incredibly effective and is aggressively overshadowing my Tediore-based "every gun explode" build.

Buldak duck wings. Ignore the missing wing tip from the bottom left, the dog must be given her tribute.

There is a 2 year old German shepherd in our neighborhood who is painfully shy and it's very funny to watch him submit and let my little 28lb very mild mannered dog take charge.

"We spent six years thinking about a fascist takeover of a galaxy far, far away. Six years thinking about ordinary beings as an authoritarian regime comes in for the kill. Many people saw parallels between Andor and the real world. I see them as well, particularly in the events of the last week."

not cursed enough

Failed clone of John Turturro looking ass

As always,

ICE doing an awful lot of sowing this morning

This is what all our *currently* elected officials should be doing, and not nearly enough are. We need people who are willing to stand up against fascism, not weak-willed appeasers. Good on you, @katmabu.bsky.social

Look I know we're not supposed to post anything seriously indicating we might do some crimes but I consider it the duty of every able bodied human being to kill everyone involved in bringing "Rocco Basilico | Chief Wearables Officer, Essilor Luxottica" as a coherent series of words into the world.

The President is the half eaten room temperature contents of a can of Dinty Moore left out on the counter for a week

I just spoke to NYC Comptroller Brad Lander as he left police custody following his arrest at immigration court. Here’s what he said:

I'm not sure I've ever bought zucchini before without having a specific recipe in mind. It's not something I riff with.

call me a violent extremist the way i stay getting this neck

Fuck Charlie Kirk

I gave my heart and soul to that place. Built entire sections for journalists pushed out of their home countries. When the writer I hired, Jamal Khashoggi was murdered by Saudi Arabia, they paraded me around as a symbol for press freedom. I put MY LIFE on the line to defend journalism and WaPo.

Awful and dangerous to hear the Mayor echo the transphobic bigotry coming from the Trump administration. It's completely at odds with the values of our city and another reason why his single, disgraced term in office cannot end soon enough.

hey if anyone knows jimmy kimmel and he wants to speak to an independent reporter in light of all the corporate fuckery, give him my info

This is your dog high as fuck from her vet visit.

One thing I'll say about DC not only canceling Red Hood, but recalling the first issue and refunding stores for buying it, is that you can still get Neil Gaiman's work through them. They still work with Otto Schmidt. Eddie Berganza worked there for years AFTER the formation of a policy that no women

She's quoting Hitler *again*

NEW: Bernie Sanders becomes the first Senator of the United States to label Israel's war on Gaza a genocide.

bro the baby restaurant called. they said your reservation is confirmed. they're saving a table for you

Ok conservatives. I have an offer for us to call it even on Charlie Kirk, and you'll accept it despite SAS's terrible politics being closer to your own, because black.

If you have put your name down saying that you will be somewhere at a specific time, that becomes evidence in court that you were in fact there, even if actually it turns out you didn’t go bsky.app/profile/chan...