friend of mine is in Austin for a bachelorette thing and she keeps being encouraged by her friends to go to SA as part of the invading Knicks crowd and I'm just texting back stuff about colonizers like that one song from Pocahontas

Star Wars games where you get to play as a Force user are less interesting and inventive and we should have as few of them as possible (you're not making one that's better for its time than KOTOR and KOTOR 2 anyway)

Once again restating my belief that the Wachtell investigation into what actually happened is long over and 99% of the delay is them trying to find out whether Pablo is out of shoes to drop because the NBA's nightmare is giving Kawhi and Ballmer the slap on the wrist only to be hit with the big one.

Huh. Ben Stiller kind of looking more and more like Skip Bayless all the time now.

In hindsight, perhaps consider that a man who texts you while he and his wife are out of the country for a highly invasive medical procedure for her maybe is less of a hero for taking time out for you and more of a guy who doesn't give that much of a shit about his partners

People will say "there's no sexual assault allegations" and again, that's the conversation they want you to have instead of "this guy is playing a part to get in power". We know zippo about him. This is not about the sex. These are women who's hearts and minds he liked to fuck with. Power shit.

continuing to make elaborate meals to fill the void in my soul scallop ceviche with dill, cilantro, cherry tomatoes, red onion, a smattering of smashed avocado, one bird's eye chili, and an additional sweet corn and sesame sauce.

Bacon is a lower tier breakfast meat, perhaps only above ham steak. Certainly below basically all sausages.

sorry losers but smoking is in fact cool when you are a badass lady (and very rarely if you are otherwise, but it happens) see also: that one photo of young Joan Didion that's stuck in my head forever

last time I was home my parents told me about how they were buying raw milk sometimes from a nearby farm and when I pushed on it they were like yeah of course we boil it and looked at me like I had 3 heads and I don't know why they led with the raw milk thing in the first place now

I don't need to fix her

Oh cool, Dave the Diver spinoff game focused on Bancho.

This sucks man

Gabbagamjatang

anyone else been spammed by a flood of "fiery redhead with an [adjective] [side or spirit]"

Merge two movies: Boys Don't Mess With the Zohan

Sorry so given the English are weird about season vs series with their TV shows what happens with sports Do they just say season and feel weird about it or do they just talk about years

starting a new thread entirely because I can't get shit straight while watching this game the thing with guys like this is you should be made to sign a waiver that allows security to rough you up publicly because there's no world where it's acceptable that you're still smiling as they grab you.

note to self: do not keep maggi bottle next to bitters

Spurs! About a half hour from official tipoff time, so you know, maybe an hour before we're watching actual ball. Nervous. Never been one of those fans that makes extremely bold predictions on behalf of his guys, and the way all 3 of our games against NY played out this season worry me, man.

Jackson Hole not just getting filled, but treated like royalty before and after

Did a double take when I seen @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app hit everyone with the "get the microplastics out"

The way the dog is instinctively drawn towards piles of broken glass to squat in to poop needs to be studied in a lab

Again I'm telling you all the Mario Parties exist in some sort of hell dimension designed to torture the characters for all eternity, with brief respites for whoever wins a game

I think if you quote post someone to disagree with them it's no longer polite disagreement and hostility can be assumed.

if you asked the mod team here to babysit two toddlers, not only would both end up dead but one's body would somehow end up embedded in the drywall of a local data center before the first hour was up also they would blame a trans woman for what happened

this french open has gone awry for my rooting interests in every way so far but I am a Sabalenka hater so this gives me strength

good NBA Finals morning to you, basketball fans. in honor of this being a 1999 Finals rematch, Wemby's new nickname will be 1WTC

Vic is already 20 feet tall in this photo KAT looks the same OG was lighter skinned as a kid and Dylan looked more Pinoy back then

mixed feelings as far as how I see the finals going. maybe I'm just fixated on the losses from the regular season, and the Knicks are on a serious heater (brain still can't take Mike Brown seriously) Nothing between 4-1 in either direction up to a 7 game toss up would truly surprise me.

When was someone gonna tell me Bonne Maman made other shit besides preserves I gotta find out at nearly 11pm that they make tartlets?

Write every bootlicking fascist missive as though it'll be read aloud at your show trial and public execution

Protein shake and some baby carrots we're leaning right into the self loathing and toxicity babyyyyyy (No but I had a good lunch even if I'm starting to take more extreme measures with my meals)

I mean yes this is fraud but on the other hand this is iconic shit and everyone who is on Kalshi deserves what they get

Say what you will about the lag time between installments but I am 100% here for God of War: Large Woman

best I've got so far. HoopsIQ mode, no respins I know KD and LeBron are better off switched look you can guess what order they came in as

I’m sorry but LOOK AT HIS DAMN HAND WTF GUYS

I was really excited to see this one in my inbox. I first encountered these years ago when I helped a neighbor move their stuff out and he came back from the new place with a bunch as a thank you lunch.

Making elaborate meals to fill a void in one's soul. Anyway I cooked the mushrooms in a koji butter and now other foods no longer matter. Egg got a weird treatment with dill, white vinegar, and scallions in the liquid, but I'm pretty happy with the results.

Hm

fuck all that, Spurs in Six, Wemby declares himself the sovereign leader of Texas, Spurs fans take their honking all the way to the governor's residence and throw Abbott from the roof and install the Alien as their eternal leader (he asks Pop to reign in his stead while he balls)

fun throwback r/nba look at the first mention of Victor Wembanyama in the subreddit www.reddit.com/r/nba/commen...

Ok I need to figure out other ways to use this koji because marinating chicken in blended down koji and scotch bonnets and roasting it has proven too powerful and I gotta get at least one other use out of this batch

It feels manipulative to ask but given it’s Pride month and I’m a disabled homeless autistic trans woman in the US facing not just legal oppression but actual genocide of people like me by the fascist Trump regime, I’m gonna beg for help surviving. At least till this nightmare ends.

Does anyone have some recommendations for really comfortable house sandals. I got all kinds of shit going on in my lower body so frankly if you have mobility issues your recommendation will be worth a great deal to me.

as per usual the decision making in this place is in a classic "right hand not knowing what the left is doing" bit I bet I know what the right hand is doing though

she thought she was slick playing off asking back into the PED testing pool

not sure what sparked Our Place's transformation from what I've mostly heard of as instagram ad level churn and burn cookware with a hefty price tag, but I assume from what I'm starting to hear about it that a demented fantasy dwarf has taken the facilities hostage and is making the pro line himself