Post a famous bathroom scene. I love this movie and its incredibly visceral no fun at all fight scene with Viggo Mortensen's whole hog out

the state of the discourse on here today has been abysmal so I am adding to it by declaring that lima beans are extremely underrated.

Once again the vibes in this place are that a bunch of you are looking for an unwitting stranger on whom to impose a fight you've been having with your dad for 15 years now

Someone shared this after the 60 Minutes fiasco from the print version of The Onion.

At this point it's your ethical duty to do whatever redacted thing you can where it concerns the US government or its wealthiest corporations and individuals.

You probably need a pick me up so here's a lady and her many adorable ducks www.instagram.com/cheez_and_qu...

Anyway I got nothing. If it makes you feel any better this is how I found my dog fully asleep in bed the other night

Seriously Hakeem just open the window and jump, man

All I'm saying is at some point being able to get in the room becomes a hard lever of power

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stealing the CIA's jobs

I'm just saying but Hangings Many hangings

I see tonight the Thunder are playing the Santa Cruz Warriors

Carter Bryant looking pretty decent tonight. Will be happy to see him getting some real in game reps. He's looked extremely raw in his last few appearances but I believe in his potential.

Treat

Really cool things can still happen

Using this as a jumping off point (I agree with it entirely): While everyone's getting a bit lonelier and disconnected and the economy isn't helping dating given lack of disposable income, being a reasonably well-adjusted decent guy has never been a more enviable distinction.

Is it my best work? No. Is it particularly clever wordplay? Not really. Does it make me chuckle a little bit at least? Yeah.

Man oh man this is bad

I need to meet someone with radishes as their special interest so they can explain the like 9,000 cultivars the Koreans eat whereas the Chinese and Japanese each just have like their one. I'm staring at this pink one in the Weee catalog and it's just like, who knows what my deal is? Not you.

It's not that it's particularly formative to my person but I loved it very much as a child and it's very New York so

I don't know which one of my neighbors had a delivery guy on a bike working in 25 degree ass weather on New Year's Day to bring them a big haul from Sephora but that is sociopathic behavior

The way the crowd cheered when she said you best know me from the voice saying "please stand away from the platform edge"

well here she is! my very first solo game and all about Ireland's best deli choice: the Chicken Fillet Roll. free to play in browser. LMK what roll you decide to make & if you get the feels or a laugh, even better. this is a roll-driven game. made lovingly in Twine unaminh.itch.io/chicken-fill...

Y'all who don't know this story need to understand that these guys are as ride or die for Zohran as it gets. He showed solidarity with them at the lowest of moments and they will not forget it.

yet the rude label on this website remains

listening to this speech I gotta tell you, this Mamdani guy really likes food

This is a beautiful video but that is the damn version of Jesu, Joy of Man's Desiring from the deeply unsettling live action sequence in End of Evangelion

A message for you all to carry through the year

2025 didn't kill me so I'll be damned if I let 2026 do it

happy new year, it will happen soon, i love some of you, you know who you are

God of Gwar Ploverwatch Grist Pokemon Snape Dave the Driver Cleft 4 Dead

anyway happy new year, may Batman also discourage you from eating a midnight cheesesteak by not leaving enough to cover it www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQe_...

my new year's resolutions are to finish my first draft of this stupid book and to get my weight down to only modestly more than my low for this past year, which will probably be enough for some serious definition to pop. also to buy more stupid things for quality of life reasons

As good as we can expect

So given the way the NBA's reckless closeout rule works, if the shooter's going to land on my foot am I better off just putting hands on them in midair?

any discussion of city transit improvement online ever

Huh. Trae out again and the Hawks suddenly beat the Twolves. If that ain't a sign...

Will he be the first knight publicly known to have a foot fetish or has some other sir already disclosed that you think

I wonder how close store bought eggnog is to an ice cream base. It's not cheaper than just making my own but it would be a funny bit

If you are a big asshole who does not break down your giant boxes before throwing them on top of the recycling bin I will absolutely just put them in the stairwell to shame you and make people think you're an even bigger asshole

Bro let it go what the fuck did I watch 3.0+1.0 for if you're gonna keep milking that thing hypebeast.com/2025/12/new-...

the main reason I think the new supermarket in my neighborhood will maintain low prices even after the grand opening? Mainly that despite being so bougie they carry graza, fishwife, and stumptown on the shelves, the flyers still use the word "oriental" for certain product names

looking up various oxtail recipe videos on youtube and sorry I am racist I am going to skip right past the white folks

I wouldn't do it. Some of my favorite things are known to be on continents.

I know this is a very LotR rewatch time of year but just remember if you're showing this stuff to someone who's never read the books or seen the theatrical releases before, starting them on the extended editions is artistic malpractice.

"When 'Fly Abu Dhabi' is affixed to the Knicks uniforms, it’s not because the UAE thinks Vinnie from Queens is going to take the family to the Emirates over Labor Day weekend. It’s to normalize themselves as global leaders and acculturate us to disregard any notion of human rights."

I'm really used to the random strangers calling out my calves at this point so even though I still think it's weird they're usually water under the bridge. The guy who just said "it would suck to get kicked by you" though, that felt uniquely out of pocket.