Best childhood toy that came with a name: A stuffed pig named Hamlet Worst: a Cabbage Patch doll named Adolf (my Mom wrote an angry letter and they sent us a replacement birth certificate)

She’s working at all the prestige places, and I don’t mean to be arch about it, but it feels like the only place with a strong enough taboo to find this disqualifying in white America is on social media among mixed company.

Streaming services need a block function. I would pay extra to never have to see Mel Gibson's face again

The 2020's feel like we're all trapped in a Grossest Man Alive competition

Susan Collins ♥️s racists

Celina Midelfart?? That's what you name a Bond girl in a parody.

Asking any doctor about any condition that mostly women get

Vayera reminds us: Abraham opened his tent to all. Today, the ADL is closing its doors to civil rights work. Our safety only exists in solidarity. “Lo ta’amod al dam re’echa” — don’t stand idly by. Read more: open.substack.com/pub/rabbisan...

I want to send them all to the chocolate factory and let Willy deal with them.

I absolutely adore Brittany. In my 20s I did a bunch of work as an extra in between production gigs. I was background as an American Bandstand dancer on 6 eps American Dreams. She was just a teen and the lead. Just the sweetest, most professional, most talented cutie. I ♥️ seeing her thrive.

We must note that all the condemnation of Tucker Carlson platforming Nick Fuentes has been about anti-Semitism and there has been an alarming and revealing silence around his anti-Black racism and white supremacy. When the head of the Heritage Foundation apologized, he only cited anti-Semitism.

NYT next week: theonion.com/women-why-do...

A woman people trust with their babies. I can't imagine less of a public threat.

Whoever finally abolishes the fall back is going to be a national hero

I'm not sure why the sandwich jury is still deliberating but if they wait till after lunch tomorrow to deliver their verdict they have the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

This is my new Nicole Kidman celebrating getting divorced from a scientologist photo

I can't stop thinking about Debra Messing saying that in Islam you are "commanded to lie". She's doing exactly what antisemites do when they willfully misinterpret the Talmud to smear Jews.

I worked on a VH1 show Godfrey co-hosted when I was 21 and he was 29. How do I look old enough to be his mom now? 😭😭😭

A group of porcupines is called a PRICKLE

I had the BEST time with the Curiosity Desk team at GBH scouring the North Shore for its greatest roast beef sandwiches. I hope I did the true beefers proud!!! 🫡

It's really OK to change your mind when new facts are presented. It really is.

So my Mom just moved into a senior living apartment... The other ladies there warned her that she would get attention from some of the men who want "sex or a nurse". She's a gorgeous 75 year old and a catch. Yesterday my sister and I had lunch with her there and a man asked if he could join us.

Mute the rich

uh, AI *is* the enshittification trap?

Kitty Kitty Kitty can't you see. Sometimes your meows just hypnotize me (Biggie) and Meow Meow Meow went the Kitty (The Trolley song) or sometimes I sing Crazy by Patsy Cline but change every word to Kitty

I would watch a reality show about them attempting to rid the city of rats

We have armed secret police kidnapping people off the street based on the color of their skin. When we win: we will haul them before a Senate committee. The masks will come off. There will be consequences.

AI could NEVER

A tough, but worthy sit: Looking for Mr. Goodbar. For my money, Diane Keaton's best performance. A deft comedian, to be sure, but there's nothing comic about either film or character. Theresa is an essentially good, caring person, which makes it easier to sympathize with her and her...choices.

Making people work without a paycheck is fucked up.

Jews? is their new Vaxxed?

This is deliberate signalling. Posobiec isn’t just the conspiratorial Pizzagate QAnon guy. He’s the guy who used to regularly 1488-post on Twitter. Trump is having a chat with an Internet Nazi about how antifascists were a dangerous and evil group in 1930s Germany.

The anti-trans panic is delusional.

I see a broken foot in the future of anyone who gently brushes that table

While I didn't really watch the soapy cruise doctor show, I did watch this episode trailer more than once. Perfection. youtu.be/ffYB7XzlbMQ?...

Cats:

I wrote a piece about the weird case of the stolen Maine ballots in an Amazon box & former free speech warrior Steve Robinson's war on free speech. substack.com/inbox/post/1...

My cat's favorite toy is a gallon ziplock bag. She licks it and chews it and sits on it. She swats it off the table and pushes it around. Obsessed.

I no longer think we should eat the rich because there is a 100% chance this guy would taste like stale funions and smell like patchouli/BO.

This is the least Jewish family who ever lived.

Zohran Mamdani has received votes from more Jews who want to be represented by him than Jonathan Greenblatt ever has.

This was triple sabotage!

Share a favorite black and white movie. The Naked Kiss (I bring this movie up all the time because it's underappreciated) youtu.be/-SPx6g_wqL0?...

This was his backup plan if he couldn't get that outfit in time