if the Rapture were real they wouldn't have to keep moving it back another 4 years like an Avatar movie.

I've never cared for GWAR... until now.

More books.

Shocker that Trump's answer to autism boiled down to "women need to suffer or accept blame."

Maybe it was a bad idea to let two corporations own all of the local TV affiliates.

Words absent from Iger and Disney in this reversal of decision, "fuck you, make me."

They can't even say they blinked without lying.

No notes.

They should really make a movie based on this concept soundtrack one day.

You know how most of the civil war statues were installed by the Daughters of Confederacy not to actually honour those figures but as an attempt to remind Black citizens demanding rights of “their place?” Looks like America is back on its statue bullshit.

Im upping the ante. No Disney+ until they reinstate Kimmel AND greenlight She-Hulk season 2!

Decades from now people are still going to be having to ask “wait, is that a real diagnosis or some made up RFK bullshit because I’m not drinking medical grade turpentine on the brain worm guy’s say so.”

This is either going to be me showing I'm a clumsy idiot or that this is a common thing people will shout "SAME!" at but just once I'd like to build a computer where when I install the massive oversized beefy video card, I don't accidentally break off the plastic clip that locks it in the slot.

what movie do you consider "perfect?"

The last thing Charlie said to me was "you should totally order pizza tonight instead of slaving over the stove." Thanks Charlie.

Go woke go… broke???

I mean why not. The entire religion is about prostrating yourself to words never actually said.

Yeah man we should really fight back by staying on X

That doesn't really seem to matter to them though, does it. They decided it was trans people to blame. Not any one in particular, just the mere existence of trans people. Absolutely nothing to back that up, but it doesn't matter. They don't care about truth. Only extermination.

Welp, that's the end of TikTok.

If you're not totally aware of how bots try to sway minds, here's a good example.

Believe it or not you can’t actually get Titan Comics in Canada anymore so my bestie brought me everything on my list from her US trip.

This whole thing has left me wondering what’s going to happen when the bloated Cheeto collapses and dies. If they’re willing to go scorched earth over not mourning a podcaster then what will they do then. Or will the juice have already run out by then.

Lifehack: stop urinating in the toilet and start collecting it in jars. That way you’ll have ample amount ready to pour on the graves of monsters without the stress of needing “to perform” in the moment.

bUt WhAt AbOuT wHeN iT dOeSn'T sUcK?

My favorite sign of the night.

Keep cancelling! creators.yahoo.com/lifestyle/st...

The country is doomed if the opposition can't drive out all the "if we lay down and die, maybe they'll stop hurting us" people from their party.

Randy Travis or Nitty Gritty Dirt Band really

What's the post-humous term for elder abuse?

That and it was the most obvious astroturf campaign ever. Like comically transparent.

When we shift to an entirely spite based economy I’m going to be so damn rich.

🤣💀

America has gotten so bad it's making me wonder if I need to move away from Canada because it's just too close to the bad place.

Luckily, Sinclair has a helpful database of all their stations, so you can see if they're operating in your area and respond accordingly. sbgi.net/tv-stations/

Just heard Greg Gutfield come up with a new, absolutely ghoulish way to blame trans people for everything. He said, "if you think you can defy biology then you're okay with murder." Absolute insanity.

My favourite story I heard recently is a teacher was wearing a pair of similar glasses and it created a huge mess where he had to prove to the school that he had not recorded any footage with them and after the students wouldn't stop calling them "pedo glasses."

How could this possibly go poorly? I'll be in my pillow fort.

I wish people were as firm in their resolve to protect PBS as they were to protect Jimmy Kimmel.

LOST writer-producer Damon Lindelof says he won’t work with Disney unless Kimmel js reinstated. I’m hearing other talent weighing similar pledges.

Bruh

Heard from a friend at Disney+ that there are multiple levels of freakout internally, both from internal dissatisfaction, concerns about subscription cancelations, and of course the big one: concern about a boycott spilling over into parks and cruises.

I do like classic Superman breaking chains new DC Studios logo so much better than the edgelord "Superman lurking in shadows" crap.

My protest sign will say "Fascism made me side with Jimmy Kimmel and I resent that."

Everyone I know who subscribed to Disney+ did not hesitate to cancel their subscription. I don't know if they were ready for this amount of immediate blowback, or if it's just the cost of keeping the mad toddler happy and they're willing to pay it.

Honestly, no one, absolutely no one should be asking, "what the hell is going on right now?" The only appropriate question is, "why when people told me this was what was going to happen did I just tell them they were overreacting?"

Every edgelord comedian with a Netflix special called "Triggered" tonight, "well, it was worth it to say the r-slur again."

Announcing my new think tank. 🤔

My intrepid editing machine that I’ve used for the last 5 years died on me recently, so I took the opportunity to build a whole new computer. There’s just something nice about a fresh, dust free system.

They kept assuring me these were smart people who had earned total control of our culture.