It's such a smart idea for trump to show Iran that they are dealing with a completely sane, stable person in negotiations, I don't see how they can fail with such carefully calibrated diplomatic messaging 🙄

trump: Protection for me, but not for thee, you dirty poors

I see all these prayers for trump after the White House shooting incident, why no prayers for Joe Biden? Y'all blame him constantly for shit like he's still the President, shouldn't he get some prayers too?

Presidents have always been mocked: Ford. Reagan. Bush. Clinton. Obama. Biden. But trump is the first one fragile enough to try to silence comedians because they hurt his feelings. My Substack on why fascists fear laughter is FREE. Please share. brooklyndaddefiant.substack.com/p/the-tiny-f...

FUCK YOU, CBS. You are dead to me.

I have a big old supply of popcorn for watching Republican Thomas Massie go after trump, now that he's been kicked to the curb for forcing the Epstein files release. You can do a lot of damage in 7 months.😃🍿

Middle Age Riot NEVER misses. 👏

Funny how working families are always told there isn't enough power, not enough water, not enough infrastructure. But somehow there is always enough for massive data centers that serve corporations first. Denver just drew the line. THIS IS THE WAY.

Al Capone at least ran an ORGANIZED criminal enterprise. trump runs his like a Roomba with felony convictions, lurching from scandal to scandal while screaming about witch hunts. I genuinely think this is one of my strongest pieces. Read it here: brooklyndaddefiant.substack.com/p/the-temu-g...

People BEFORE machines. All day, every day. It's INSANE That has to be said, but when utilities are diverting power from real, living people TO DATA CENTERS, it is an existential crisis. 🚨This is not a drill.🚨 Today, it's Lake Tahoe. Tomorrow? Who knows. Fuck AI.

Rare W for The Babylon Bee, holy shit

As trump shrugs off Americans’ financial pain and keeps stuffing his own pockets, according to Polymarket predictor, Democrats are now favored to win the 2028 election 60-40! Turns out people like being able to afford groceries and gas. Frankly, I'm pissed, and will be until 2028. You?

AOC is exactly right. Every time extremists think they’ve landed a final blow against voting rights, they end up creating a whole new generation of angry, motivated voters. That’s what this moment feels like. Let's fucking go.

If you're innocent, then you have nothing to hide and no reason to lie. Howard Lutnick said he'd NEVER go back to Epstein Island, and then he went! Brought his wife and kids to that horrible island? Yeah, sure. Howard Lutnick LIED to Congress. Howard Lutnick MUST resign.

BREAKING: The Supreme Court finally gets one right, preserves access to abortion pill Mifepristone... for now.

I want SO badly to see this, VA Dems fighting back and asking SCOTUS to fix this injustice, but this Supreme Court is f*cked. It needs a MAJOR overhaul: expand, term limit. The 6 MAGA justices aren't even pretending to rule fairly. It is heavily compromised, you cannot change my mind.

trump brought his rambling delusions to President Xi in Chaina, where he will beg like a dog for help on Iran. Influencer/Journalist @AaronParnas joins me on the future of news, and @Krassenstein on his Cybertruck firestorm. LIVE on my YouTube at 6:30PM ET.

trump brought his rambling delusions to President Xi in Chaina, where he will beg like a dog for help on Iran. Influencer/Journalist @AaronParnas joins me on the future of news, and @Krassenstein on his Cybertruck firestorm. LIVE on my YouTube at 6:30PM ET.

I am BEGGING reporters: Couldn't just ONE of you come to those Mike Johnson press briefings with an iPad LOADED with trump's latest idiotic statements, so he can stop saying "I haven't heard/seen it?"? How hard would that be? JFC.

It's no surprise that trump's heavily-compromised, fully political Supreme Court is using suspect data to issue rulings that favor the orange Justice in Chief. What WILL be surprising is if DEMs don't start demanding either term limits for SCOTUS or packing the court.

I'm not letting go of this. Neither should you. It is by far the most blatant, in your face "fuck you" to Americans that any President ever did since trump said he wouldn't take responsibility. Anyone else would have to resign.

They've indicted a former FBI Director for posting pictures of seashells on the beach, but NOT ONE PEDOPHILE from the Epstein files has been arrested. Make it make sense.

Calling it an “Election Integrity Army” is like calling a bank robber a financial consultant. You don’t deploy an “army” to protect democracy. You deploy an army when you want people to be afraid to participate in it. We can't/won't stand for trump's fascist bullshit.

Honestly, I couldn't give two shits about any of that idiot's distractions until they release the rest of the Epstein files, and start arresting those pedos.

ACCURATE.

Free beers for life to the first reporter who shares this fun fact with trump, ON CAMERA, the next time he brags about his cognitive test🍻

If you strip Memphis of representation while waving around the legacy of the Confederacy, don’t act shocked when people start treating that flag exactly how it deserves to be treated. I stand with Rep. @brotherjones.bsky.social. 🔥 Tennessee racists have awoken a sleeping giant.

There's no way this stupid Iran War ends without trump getting a much lesser deal than Obama's, but claiming somehow that it's the best deal ever. WATCH.

Maybe there’s a perfectly innocent explanation for why Fox News was waiting outside a Democratic lawmaker’s office before the FBI raid. But if this happened under a Democratic president, MAGA would already be screaming “deep state” and “weaponization.” Americans should be very alarmed.

The "Epic Fury" is supposedly over, and all that's left is a $1 BILLION ballroom bill for American taxpayers. @TheBrianShapiro joins me to expose the regime's Iran War failures and discuss why MAGA are such fragile snowflakes. LIVE on my YouTube at 6:30PM ET!

Someone asked a bunch of kids what the first thing was that cane to mind when they thought about Trump. Their answers are priceless. Check out the video.

Despite EXTREME backlash from both sides of the political spectrum, trump keeps whining about his ballroom. But now? That same ballroom that wasn't supposed to cost taxpayers a penny went from $200M, to $400M, to $1 BILLION in taxpayer funds. That's going to backfire, bigly.

As Ohioans head to the primary polls today, even Polymarket has Democrats favored to win the governor’s race there. Take that with a grain of salt… but the momentum is real. Show up. Vote. Let’s run all the way through the tape and finish the job.

The lack of health insurance kills more Americans than Iran, yet Trump and Hegseth prefer spending 200B on war over care. Prioritizing weapons while ignoring lives is national neglect, not national security. #HealthcareNotWarfare #USDemocracy

We are warriors of the political kind... we prefer SEMIOTIC weapons and NOT semi-automatic weapons. We win at the ballot box, in the Chambers of Congress, and in Statehouses across this great nation. Follow, share, stay informed, take action, volunteer, VOTE!

23% approval for trump's abysmal handling of cost of living. IT. CAN. GO. LOWER!

FACT CHECK: TRUE

The gloves are off. SCOTUS gutted the Voting Rights Act, but they didn't realize they just woke a sleeping giant. Joe Walsh says Dems are so fired up, we’d crawl over broken glass to vote. The GOP isn’t ready for this level of determination. Are YOU ready?

"I always like to hang out with losers... it makes me feel better." -- Donald Jepstein trump

ACCURATE.

In a world full of Scott Jenningses, be an Adam Mockler.

I support the hell out of people showing their power to defy and strike at the oligarchy on May Day. But a lot of folks can’t afford to lose a day’s pay right now, and that’s exactly the problem. Do what you can. Speak up. Show up however you’re able. That still counts. #MayDay

This week alone, gas jumped 19 cents to $4.37 per gallon, and trump is too distracted with his marble floors, his ballroom, and his face on passports to care. Polymarket predicts inflation will hit 4% in 2026. Frankly, at this rate, it will be a miracle if it doesn't hit 5%. What do YOU think?

FUN FACT: Out of all the top 20 mob movies released over the past 50 years, NOT ONE of them uses the term "86" to kill someone, and that includes: The Godfather, Parts I and II Once Upon a Time in America Goodfellas Casino Donnie Brasco The Departed The Irishman

Jeffries says everything is on the table legislatively to deal with the Supreme Court: In the new Congress, we’re going to have to do something about this Supreme Court, and let me be very clear: everything is on the table.

Gas prices are up. Groceries are up. Utilities are up. And what is trump doing? Distracted by ballrooms and passports. Statues of himself and monuments, and a war he started that he's already bored with. Silent, enabling Republicans must pay in November.

Hey, FANTASTIC news I missed: trump LOST his court appeal against E. Jean Carroll earlier today! Pay up, you dirty perv! 💥

Oops, somebody spilled their french fries. I hope they don't get indicted.

The Supreme Court just gutted the Voting Rights Act. I'll be joined by @MicahErfan and @WalshFreedom to break down the SCOTUS assault on democracy, Trump’s $400M "Taxpayer Ballroom," and the Comey revenge tour. LIVE on my YouTube at 6:30PM ET!

Leader Jeffries torches SCOTUS: You "right wing extremists on the Supreme Court" don’t get to pretend racism is over while gutting the Voting Rights Act in the same breath. This fight ain't over. They started it, but we will FINISH it.