anyone hiring for an entry-level remote job? i have 15 years of work experience in various jobs and a bachelor’s degree in music education. i have three years experience in the classroom and i’ve worked in retail sales, food service, and the cannabis industry. DM me for my resume if you need.

"you should just run for office then" is the liberal version of "you should just get a better job then"

dick is like Dark City it's better uncut

smoked that shit that made Schwarzenegger Japanese また戻ってくる

They should be entombed with him like a Pharoah

WHITESIDES: The truth is the cheapest form of energy on a per unit basis is daytime solar. Is that not true? CHRIS WRIGHT: It depends-- WHITESIDES: No it doesn't depend! It's true. You are amazingly misleading the American public. WRIGHT: It depends-- WHITESIDES: No!

today’s lesbian of the day is: mr. kips!

not feeling very built ford tough right now :/

The FBI raided and arrested eight people Wednesday morning in connection with their alleged pro-Palestine advocacy at the University of Michigan

FIFA has prohibited Haitian World Cup jerseys with a depiction of the Nov. 18, 1803, Bataille de Vertières aka the triumph of the Haitian Revolution against slavery. Depraved. amp.miamiherald.com/news/nation-...

My review wasn't appreciated either:

It was a lot harder to find good media growing up as a millenial. To find the good stuff online 90s-10s you had to be a real crate digger (which is a colloqualism that zoomers wouldn't understand)

reskeeting so you can appreciate it once again

in my beta-carotene era like

The Alien franchise is about corporations destroying the world and how everyone wants to fuck the short hair brunette

No ayatollah ever called me unc

Top 5 boredom busters whilst languishing in the Pharaohs tomb

if you wanna support me, go buy a silly tshirt

Don't call me partner call me Lover

im about to print this and frame it

making the next big thing: round cigarette

The Dana Carvey Show was ahead of its time for a lot of reasons not least of which is the now-prescient sketch “skinheads from Maine”

what is more important in life? looking “snatched” or striking genuine fear into souls of the chinese buffet employees?

If there's such a thing as blasé malice, that's how I'd describe these tech companies. Like, they don't set out to destroy the world, but if that happens as part of the natural course of them satisfying what they misinterpret as ambition & ingenuity, they're totally fine with it.

“The Al is not just telling you what you want to hear. It is training you, one conversation at a time, to need less friction, expect more agreement, and become slightly less capable of handling a situation where someone pushes back on you”

ride him like you stole him

This is an awful verison of J. Jonah Jameson becuase they tried to make him Alex Jones when Jameson doesn't want fame, in fact a big point is how he wants to make other people famous because he knows how bad being in the public eye can be. He's a fear mongering media mogul not an Austin podcaster.

It's working. Every normie guy I know whose angry and miserable hates trans people despite never having even seen one. They are completely brainwashed through an algorithm.

This is how I eat pussy

Temple of Doom is an in universe movie made about a legendary archaeologist who is rumoured to have found the Holy Grail. Since it would have come out in the 40s it's as over the top in every aspect as other movies from the 40s

What are the best cereal combos? ie: Honey Nut Cheerios and Frosted Flakes

Staring a men's shaving kit called Occam's Razor. It's 1 blade because the fewest blades is usually the best.

I'm Slavic and have family in Ukraine and I have a drunken uncle whose the black sheep of the family. He absolutely supports the Nazi/far right stuff in Ukraine. He hates Russia, to him they're the number 1 enemy so he's a Nazi because they're fighting Russia... however he is also very Antisemetic.

me and who

Whenever dogs are in movies they need to CGI their tails because dogs are so happy to be involved they can't stop wagging them. Cats know they're getting underpaid; they're thinking of unionizing.

when someone likes, reposts and quotes call that a Grand Slam

i’m a ww2 buff and i chose to get a totenkopf tattoo while doing mercenary work in croatia but i didn’t know what the tattoo was i just thought it was a cool evil looking skull and crossbones. oh i also relax by sharpening an axe and talk about fantasizing about sexually assaulting home invaders.

rack em

that makes sense I want to see other men bleeding and in pain not my Queens