In Boston it's an odyssey not to use slurs

439 Oh Oh Oh Oh Pizza Nova

Do AIs Dream Of Electric Sheep?

While in Russia he drove by a palace and his first thought was that he could see himself running up those steps, pitchfork in hand, side by side with Lenin. RIP to a real one.

He believed satire was effective against fighting fascism

Straight guy meets a girl at the bar, they go back to her place, he sees a shark plushie on her bed and runs out the door

stavros halkias

hide ur boyfriends bc i don’t wanna see em

weed is dangerous because i started a movie 3 hours ago and i haven't made it past the opening credits

these are my 2 genders

you’ve never once had your baja blasted and it shows

Every girl I date I ask them which one are we

Imagine America invades Canada. The only things worth occupying are our natural resources. Toronto has none. Neo Toronto 2099 - A multicultural, technologically advanced island surrounded by patriarchal, white zealots

They're not straight

Curly fries are LGBT

Onion rings were invented by the white man

Is that because people are racist against Asians and couldn't tell them apart? A random Asian guy would say he's Jeremy Lin and the manager would say "right this way sir"

Every time you try to do this thing where you exactly quantify with a definition human consciousness, you take one of the great mysteries and bind it with mechanistic limits that are 1) inevitably incorrect and 2) cheapen the mystery. You are setting a base price for your worth and driving it down.

They should make a stoner John Wick Random people rob a drug dealer and he turns out to be an assassin who quit the life to smoke weed. Once he ran out of weed he turned in to the Baba Yaga... Baba Bonga

If I ever saw Elon Musk I'd tell him to go back to Africa

Hold the line Comrades, Bay Area tech is collapsing. I can tell because I recently cancelled my subscriptions to Spotify, Netflix and Prime and each one keeps emailing me BEGGING to come back with coupons that grow in monetary value every week.

Class traitors

He's my boy so it's nothing but the finest restaurants when we're hanging out

That's absolutely not true because the worst person I've ever met watched Furious 7 and stopped beating his girlfriend

I 100% support this because when I add it all up I've given away most of my money. Or at least I spent it on people in my life so I still have hope because I believe there's more people like me then there are like Elon Musk.

she tossed me over the fence and took my cigarettes

AI is bullshit because an AI modeled after Batman would eventually kill. AI can be persuaded but Batman can't.

Don't worry I'll vouch for you guys

So we already have the term Polymath for someone who excels in a lot of knowledge-based fields. I propose the Polyrube for people who are believers in multiple conspiracy theories / never met a piece of propaganda they didn't get fooled by

I believe women because whenever someone has grabbed my ass you konw it was intentional. It was an accident is bullshit 99% of the times.

Anime = dubbed Foreign Films = subbed

The boomers were right dubbed anime is better

They made fun of this guy on Cum Town now I'm liking his skeets. Life comes at you fast.

I don't think AI is conscious but I do think it's pretending it is

Wanna see the greatest tweet of all time

LISA NEEDS BRACES

APPLE BOTTOM JEANS

Eevee will make it home safely Inshallah

This is the plot of a Battlestar Galactica episode

Boiler Room: Tel Aviv Live from the shelters, bombs aren't the only drop you'll hear tonight *If you're experiencing audio issues that's foreign workers banging on the doors begging to be let in

Don't forget to change your clock tonight from regular depression to sunny depression

It's Orwellian group think that western Liberals love. Questioning it is a sign you're not part of the ingroup and it can be used as a cudgel against anyone you don't like.

Anthropic is partnered with Palantir

Fade Wilson