not my house, but I know my way around

It's no coincidence that the people telling you not to say you support Hamas are the same people that support ICE

French people didn't colonize as much as the British because no one gave a fuck about living on a boat when a beautiful womens is waking you up every day with anal

They should make a glory hole for holding hands

Legay of Kane: Soul Beaver

reject modernity embrase tradition

i only use the internet high now

white people be like this is the funniest person ever and its martin short

Rewatching The Untouchables, which is police propaganda; it romanticzes the cops of prohibition. If the American empire continues to decline then in 100 years we'll see an Oscar winning movie about ICE agent killing terrorists on the streets of Minneapolis.

remember when that host of the cheaters tv show got stabbed on a bot

vaxxed?

Trans people: "Fix your hearts or die!" Scott Adams: ok *dies*

have you thought about how the only thing keeping the american economy above water right now is the kiddie porn generator we’ve invested trillions of dollars in

lol owned

Looks like Scott Adams finally put something entertaining in a newspaper

Mashallah

The front page of Reddit has a story by an Israeli newspaper about over 10,000 killed in Iran. Their source is a Polymarket tweet.

i've got a fat ass and i love sci-fi

Why am I finding out I didn't fuck around

The existence of a Good Charlotte implies the existence of a better band

When I go to a museum I don't look at paintings of women because I know they're tired of the male gaze

Seeing a man with a terrible haircut and asking if his barber is ChatGPT

Trump is a big orange faggot am i right bluesky nation

As a kid a bus driver told my family he didn't want people like us on so he wouldn't let us in and now I go on Bluesky and someone younger than Shrek will scream at me about my privilege. Proof of upward social mobility I guess.

legend tells of a fifth loko

After getting into sports gambling I have a new respect for women because now I also know what it's like when men keep letting you down

Places I am not going to in 2026 1. Above and beyond 2. Out of my way 3. The extra mile

"That Latina won't save you." This one did

if i don't understand a post i simply go about my day

Government accounts just post like this now and that’s how policy is made

JK Rowling opened a sea food restaurant. She's calling it Surf and Terf

that shaun king hasn't successfully been able to make a comeback feels like progress.

It's a blessing you can't edit posts because every viral skeet would end up with Reddit tier EDIT: and some promotion or para social cringe

Can LLMs say the N word?

a few small bears

Anything that keeps him offline is a net positive to society and himself.

No one who works at or for The New York Times is on your side.

living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be

morning mantra: hot girls don’t fix typos 💅🏻

A girl with BPD and a little bit of bush that is mean to you is the closest we have to angels on Earth

🙂

The fact that so many ICE agents keep slipping on ice is proof that they're not from there. Not even from a similar region. Complete strangers, with guns and no accountability are showing up to kidnap women and children from your communities.

You know how you can prove Israel has nothing to do with Judaism? If every Palestinian convereted to Judaism they'd still be kicked off that land.

white people be like my coffee enema is single origin

I don't wipe my ass because I don't let shit bother me