I'm so chairmanmaopilled I don't even like people from Hong Kong. They're not Chinese to me.

TGIF Thank God I'm Fabulous

im soo glad its friday night i had such a long week of being unemployed

Too many people came here straight from Tumblr. You need to go through a few social medias to toughen up and know whose worth responding to and who isn't.

The top 4 funniest people are all Black women

Remember on Fresh Prince when Will got shot and Carlton got a blicky and went out looking for revenge. Liam Neeson wanted to do the same thing and everyone called him racist.

absolutely insane range

Liam Neeson's friend got raped and he wanted to fuck up who did it and suddenly Taken sucks? foh send skeet

The fact that the people accusing her are the mutuals with the obvious bot network spreading bad faith arguments shows there is a deliberate and malicious force at play. Bluesky the website doesn't give a shit about individuals.

I saw an ad for an octopus cock ring but it was hand crafted and really well done. I could see the appeal from a purely aesthetic angle

those treacherous Irish

twitter has biblical level haters

Did you notice that all the bots dropping bad faith takes all pretend to be middle aged white men? They're posing as liberals and constantly arguing with leftists to make this place look more toxic. They specifically drop meta posts that are interpreted differently outside of this website.

All of you laughed when Stancil said No Kings is bigger than the civil rights movement and now they got a Bette Midler song

Why does everyone want to go to Tokyo let's go to Guelph

Can't believe how many of you got baited by this bot

DID YOU KNOW: The gender/sexuality spectrum is more correctly called the VISIBLE gender/sexuality spectrum, as it is limited to what the human eye and mind can process and comprehend. Bees, for example, can see ultraviolet genders, while vampire bats and some snakes can see infrared sexualities.

One bad skeet and it's back to IRC

A Liberal is someone who values human life unless it gets in the way of business

Piker? I hardly know her

me and the angel I pulled by being a twink

therapist: describe this picture me: that’s my father yelling at me therapist: and this one me: you having sex with my wife therapist: and this one me: aren’t these normally ink blots

Hillary is on tape saying how important Hamas is to their plans in the Middle East. On October 7th, 2023 only 8% of the population of Palestine voted for Hamas in 06. It's pretty obvious what's going on.

Happy anniversary of this not happening

this is roughly the same as centrists being mad at hasan's commentary on roughly anything

Why are tech bros adamant AI is conscious. If it is then wouldn't that mean they built the largest conscious slave network in human history.

The IDF is preparing to loot another village in Lebanon

thats what his ass looks like?

Everytime a man walks into the bar: who's this clown?

I can't tell if all the Alex Jones/Tim Heidecker stuff is a sketch or real? If The Onion bought Infowars and Alex Jones is a character (according to him) then anything he says or posts online is part of the new job.

The first person I was madly in love with was a student teacher when I was in grade 7 and in hindsight she was obviously a lesbian which I think says a lot about me.

Dyslexic Dua Lipa

roll tide

The paintball episode of Community is one of the best episodes of TV ever and it was directed by the guy who did Tokyo Drift

"molly shah paid people to ddos bsky" Are you people hearing yourselves

if you type "lol" and you're not literally laughing out loud, you are a liar and karma is coming for you

Inventor of leaf blower: what if all these leaves were two feet in that direction

Remember on Fresh Prince when Will got shot and Carlton got a blicky and went out looking for revenge. Liam Neeson wanted to do the same thing and everyone called him racist.

absolutely insane range

My mom was a union organizer for 25 years. I walked picket lines of wildcat strikes with her. We used to run bake sales and trivia nights to support striking workers. You wouldn't survive 3 seconds in her vagina. It would shrivel up what's left of your balls. I miss her terribly.

Why do hot people (me and my mutuals) have to suffer?

Alex Jones explains the plot of Neon Genesis Evangelion while listening to Deus Ex OST

Bluesky dev team with their finger on the pulse as always. NFL Draft highlights is exactly what this userbase wants

In honour of Lesbian week I bought tickets to Chrissy Chlapecka