I'll be rage cleaning... then maybe a nice stroll into the river.

Actually I can. It's on them to grow the fuck up and learn from their mistakes, because they're the ones who dropped the goddamn ball with their feckless tantrums & third party protest vote fuckery, which has been a catastrophic pattern for these dumb sons of bitches since Gore. Fuck you, Nina.

For weeks I've been waking up every night in a She-Hulk rage when the body that's betraying me kicks on a blast furnace in my bones. Menopause is super fun. Highly recommend. But last night, instead of that & the subsequent accompanying rage tantrum, I sat up & wrote this... no idea what it is.

I've posted poetry. You hate it. I've posted art. You hate that, too. Now it's your turn to hate that I'm posting classical music. If you'd have filled my mentions with Kelly Clarkson GIFs, this wouldn't be happening to you. Shut up for 4:29 & listen to Chopin, shitheads. You're welcome.

It's become a recurring source of disappointment every time I log on at this point... it's like me saying don't stop compelled everyone to do exactly that. Given my contrarian nature, you'd think I'd respect the impulse, but I've gotta say... not a fan. 😆 I might not be back for a while...

America is now a country where children flee in terror from masked goons sent to snatch them off the street in broad daylight... by our government. The Trump regime is Stranger Danger come to life; terrorizing kids to perpetuate white supremacy. Forever miss me with "think of the children".

Some bottles of vintage Alysson that have been sitting on shelves in a dark cellar getting dusty for way too long are gonna start getting uncorked. Some of y'all aren't gonna like it. And that's okay...

This shit really ain't hard. The ease with which self-described "decent" folks pretzeled their hearts & minds to defend a motherfucking Nazi tattoo and the motherfucking Nazi that stared at it while brushing his teeth every morning for 15 motherfucking years might be the worst part of all this.

And I no longer justify Reasons for the way that I behave I offer no apologies For the things that I believe and say And I like it that way

We can finally save drafts here?!? THANK YOU, SHIRT-COCKIN' BABY DEADPOOL!

Prolly 20 years since I've worn these. And they didn't fit like this last time I could. If I'd tried to put these on 3 months ago, the jeans would have barely cleared my knees and, if the shirt went on at all, I'da looked like I was smuggling a set of Michelins into communist East Berlin.

I ain't gonna lie... I logged on right now knowing full well there was a chance there'd be posts from @mialynneb.bsky.social talking about getting pictures of me in a bra. And I wouldn't even have been able to be mad. I have been A LOT the past few days. And she's heard it all. Good sport. 🤣

Maybe I'll be back tomorrow. Maybe I won't. Either way, no worries. I always come back eventually...

When you're checking out someone's timeline to decide whether or not to follow them, don't just look at their posts. Look at their replies. How they interact with others tells you a hell of a lot more about them than their posts.

People who don't have kids don't get enough credit for finding a way to get up day after day after life kicks 'em in the crotch with steel-toed boots. Finding that will when there's literally no other living thing depending on you getting out of bed every day takes a different kind of strength.

I think once the vape carts I have are cashed, I'm gonna try on sobriety for a minute. That hasn't happened in 3 months. Literally not for one day... not even for one waking hour, if I'm being completely honest. I need to make sure I can still do sober.

Ok, since we are almost ready to start the Kracker Drag & Accountability Festival, I thought y'all might like another new Kracker.😁 Introducing the Pam Peroxidally Dependent Bondi KKKracker!

Sheryl is my new favorite person. Y'all need to try harder. She's showing you up bad. 😜

I guess that "didn't intentionally *do* anything" thing isn't entirely true. I've been dancing it out... a lot... over the past 3 months. I guess in dancing it out, maybe I danced some of it off, too. That was never the point, but it seems to have worked out... two birds, one stone.

A few days ago, I reached to grab my pants to put them on and the clean underwear I'd just put on fell to my ankles. Me: "Oh, that's different." It made me curious just how much weight I'd lost. I don't own a scale. Even if I did, I have no idea what I weighed 3 months ago. So...

Maybe I'll be back tomorrow. Maybe I won't. Either way, no worries. I always come back eventually...

It didn't have to go down like this. Y'all made choices. I just want you to remember that. I hope you like classical piano. And cello. I'm definitely gonna Yo-Yo Ma all up in this bitch at some point, 'cause y'all gonna learn today. 😆

I've posted poetry. You hate it. I've posted art. You hate that, too. Now it's your turn to hate that I'm posting classical music. If you'd have filled my mentions with Kelly Clarkson GIFs, this wouldn't be happening to you. Shut up for 4:29 & listen to Chopin, shitheads. You're welcome.

Turns out I've been talking politics and fuckery here for so long, when I decide I don't wanna do that, I don't really seem to have all that much to say. Might be time to post some poems. Maybe some art. Shut up. You asshats could use a little culture. I can't just drop f-bombs ALL the time.

I really wish @kristina-why.bsky.social was here...

I love everything about this. And the real life version is gonna get crazy this summer! 🤣

If you've never done either, you've never truly felt alive... I highly recommend both. And on the regular. I'd put parts of myself on a shelf for years... decades, really. I had to, to do what I did. I didn't realize it, but music & dancing ended up locked in those boxes I put on a shelf, too.

Today was a bit of a let down... not gonna lie. Are you afraid I'm gonna spiral if you mention her because her show isn't coming back? Because it's okay. I'm okay with it. No, really. 🤣 Y'all really dropped the ball on me. Not one mention of her. Not a name drop. Not a GIF. Nothing.

So... how is everyone? What's everybody been up to? Mostly no good, I hope. Someone has to pick up that baton when I'm not around.

Hey, kids! Just finished getting everything in the Instant Pot. I wasn't gonna make it, but I'm gifting half of it to a friend. It's not too late for you to get the provisions to make your own Beefy Chipotle Queso Dip for the big game tomorrow! www.alyssonfergison.com/beefy-chipot...

If I'd never given that hoebag in a to-go bag, @mialynneb.bsky.social, my phone number, she couldn't lure me back here with promises of snow angel & belly flop videos. That's cheating. And it's not okay. It's hilarious. But it's not okay. BREAK BACK ON! Don't do anything I wouldn't do...

Y'all really have gone all the way 'round the bend. It was only a matter of time...

"And I'll even do a belly flop... fuck you." I'm dead.

Welp, that's enough of that. Prolly shouldn't have come back here today. Time to dance...

Everyone bitching about Democrats now is actively participating in an ongoing propaganda campaign to ensure we never elect enough Democrats to end this nightmare. Please stop being stupid. We can't afford it right now. People are dying in the street. And our government is murdering them.

My simple take is that if you use the murder of yet another person by Trump's goons as an excuse to hate on Democrats you're pretty much lost and any attempt to return you to your senses is effort that needs to be spent elsewhere at the moment.

You don't need to threaten to block me if I don't delete a post. I give thoughtful consideration to every single thing I say here. I mean every word. There is never going to come a time that someone is going to demand that I delete something simply because they disagree & see that happen.

It's time to stop this now. This no longer reflects reality. There are tens of millions of gun owners here who are horrified by this. When the argument becomes "we can't do anything or they get what they want", we've already fucking lost. Their success relies on that exact narrative.

Serious question: At what point do we realize this only stops when we start firing back? There's no legislative or judicial solution here. No one is coming to save us. NATO ain't gonna invade. Whatever you've spent your life claiming you'd have done if you'd been alive in '30s Germany...

That's not what I did. The federal government is not standing aside & letting ICE murder people. ICE is the federal government; the federal government is murdering people. Expecting them to stop of their own volition is insanity. A state is gonna have to go balls to the wall & declare war.

Well, we all know that's not gonna happen. So now the question is: What are you prepared to do to stop this operation when they not only don't vacate Minnesota, but double down and put more boots on the ground? What are your options, Governor Walz? Prove you were the right VP choice & lead.

We may be headed for a bona fide civil war. If you haven't already started wrapping your head around and steeling yourself for that, you should probably start doing it now. This is all gonna get way worse before it gets better and the worst case scenario really is entirely possible.

I love it so much when I log in after a while and there are a bunch of people talking about Kelly Clarkson in my mentions. It made me smile... for real. I mean, I feel a little bad for her that people are creating this association between us (she doesn't deserve that), but please don't stop.

Alright, I guess I'm back... for today, at least. What'd I miss?!?

Spent several hours on a heating pad. It helped a lot. Still kinda aching, but, I was able to get a Jake Paul KKKracker done..😈 I need to work on his name. I was thinking Toon-Face Jake or maybe Glass Jaw Jake.. Mashed Maw Jake? Cracker Jaw Jake? Idk. Y'all have any ideas?

Here's my second Kracker, the inimitable & distinctly odious Bari "the Editor" Weiss KKKracker 🤣😂

I can't believe this is the point I'm at in my life and you people, Hoestradumbass here in particular, is the best I can do in the way of friends. I've got some work to do in 2026. I clearly need to make a concerted effort to meet more decent people. 🤣

THIS IS PROPAGANDA! There are no 'shrooms yet. Lies. She's just lying right to your faces. Don't believe a word she says!

Break is still on. Just wanted to take the new iPad for a spin. I’m doin’ alright. I’ve had about enough of winter and would really just prefer to hibernate like a bear for the next week or so, at least, but other than that, I’m… figuring it out.