Every since I was a child, I yearned for the Amazon fulfillment centers

Yes,,, your boy has taken a ride in the 4 man bobsled,,, but im an adrenaline junkie and needed to try skeleton. And now I’ve officially joined the team and am gonna try to start competing. 66 years old going 66 mph.

normalize saying "love you" to the gang when you hop off the game /srs

Listeningtomusic

okay, last one before bed. this one just decimates on a funktion-one stack.

one thing that i am finding interesting about maturing as an artist, is that while your early works tend to show their inspirations, as time goes on, your work becomes more about drawing inspiration from your own canon. you develop style. and it's crazy how that process never stops.

why am i still up scraping through hard drives and burnt cds from 2011?

careful kids, if you get too zooted with your pals you might end up recording a 20 minute jam sesh

weirdo shit 2013 - 2017

never realized cyrillic displays just fine on these old school head units

Dr Pepper is stored in the balls

Heteroflexible people would rather live and die in Los Angeles than go to therapy

i dunno what half the shit is in a bag of trail mix. mysterious desiccated dried fruit? decontextualized tree nut? cough-inducing powdered ??? i’m gonna eat it, but it’s all an enigma to me.

It's a rare gift, to know where you need to be, before you've been to all the places you don't need to be.

my nutritionist said to try ripping cigs and railing lines

this would be a blast around the flat track. and it’s already got mikuni carbs.

whip white like ronald reagan

last february with luna

darkwave all day

i hope i never get a post on discover feed

Happy Valentine's Day!

send ludes

this third concept album is gonna be our magnum opus. the lore, man, the lore.

Misogynistic weebs in science fiction have ruined us.

I miss the Louvre of Bluesky

"what if I imagined a whole array of horrible people you could vote for, checkmate leftists"

getting romancemogged by affectionpilled lovecels

ACELE - Ah! No. This is a *contact microphone*, it's for recording *inside* solid objects. Contact Mike just beats people up.

Threads seems like a site where everyone's talking and nobody's saying anything.

happy lebanon hanover day ❤️‍🔥

HERE IS YOUR REMINDER

kinda wish one of those giant cartoon steam whistles went off at the end of every workday

YOU - Suffering will only make me stronger. ENDURANCE - It's probably this way of thinking that got you where you are.

time to break out the eurobeat playlist

a single post like this would have killed 100 medieval shitposters

Tuesday-ass Friday

Be Okay

valentine’s day dinner when your partner is stuck working on the other side of the country

made a new list, please recommend more accounts

i just assume anybody saying that "dark woke" is misogyny is a federal agent

The "G" in GenX stands for Gooner.

might be time for another playthrough

listening to larry june makes you wanna live right

once again we are blaming people who are like 23 for capitalism sucking the life and fun out of everything

her: are you stupid me:

my (nearly) complete discography on apple music

writing another concept album and (for better or worse) i can already feel it slipping into jodorowsky’s ‘dune’ territory

you ever get into a really good text conversation then realize you’ve been sitting on the toilet for 30 minutes

it’s new converge album day 🤘🏼