i have god in a shoebox under my bed

enemies include: the government, the flesh

if i were a scallop i'd use all 200 eyes to look at you

scallops are very cute

won at the thrift store with this one

hey google show me some real shit

don't talk to me until i've had my man

did you know

all i do is consume substances and be angry at the news

you can probably crack your knuckles again now

i could've made you pray to jesus

i love when i remember i'm really hot

miracles do happen sometimes i think

i'm only alive when i need to be

who up feeling evil

no longer evil

the dog in me is yearning to be euthanized

i like armadillos and hate the atf

celebrating 12 years vegan w/ a box of voodoo donuts

happy new year

hey is for horses if you spell it that way

rewatched the virgin suicides and didn't realize James Woods is the father

dillos this way

Oracle gf, lorekeeper bf

healing myself

what are you dreaming about?

everybody is going to heaven

hey guys lets act cagey and unpredictable all day

for christmas i'd like to feel normal

hi

i've never been to the moon

experiencing feelings of hunger

you just like to fantasize

sorry for not getting back to you, i'm making a chainmail bikini and watching daria on dvd

do you notice it?

i can't keep track of all my socks

i know what you're hiding

taking a puppygirl to a kill shelter because i can't afford to feed her

when life happens

i am responding appropriately to situations

hey great skeet. i watched you type it

hey so what the heck

open wide

I got god to sin

i'm going to wake up now if that's okay

don't you know that i am exactly what you wanted?

you'll never guess what day it is

someone once said

unmuting myself to cough so my friends know it was a good hit