father forgive them for us

in one hour and fourty minutes i'll be in bed so cozy

i've been productive tonight the only problem is i have to be awake in an hour

*screaming*

did everyone go on a late grocery run?

a blank account just liked all my critter posts and i find that very cute

learning ableton just to make slowed and reverbed versions of my friends favorite songs

can someone try the sour cherry fanta for me

lol

i love slugs, the way they mate with intertwined hermaphroditic penises hanging from slime is very romantic

lesbians, i see you

garden friends

got excited seeing my first slug of the season but it was just a long wood chip

i'm smoking and drinking in the front yard as god intended

have you rebuked anything lately?

if you're feeling shy blink twice

i have this problem where

i delete everything cause you truly had to be there

did we all have a nice rest

hi

hey guys we should all lay down for a nap i think

Inside of you there are two wolves

¿

i hate israel

i hate israel

i hate israel

remember when people said la dispuke? not me i'm still true to them

do you ever read something that lacks so much nuance that you have to put yourself through a sheet of drywall

the jury is still out

need more frilly skirts

hit the rewind on this one, eating noodles again

Every American should get to shoot a handgun at the president once from a sporting distance

there's a frog on my floor

it is sunday

i've already twitched myself back up

i have to go to sleep or else

good girl

did you take your vitamins today

cigarettes in the witching hours don't count

do you guys

I need something that's mine

Yes beautiful girl from Bluesky, I will blow up that data center

what am i wearing? rainboots

everytime this happens i get deeply embarrassed

:^)

i'm coming to pick you up we're getting dutch bros

i love being a disgusting girl pervert

Breaking 7 years no contact w my mother to tell her there’s a bomb in my car

just ate a bowl of noodles