What a day, eh?

All the straighties at work are annoyingly talking about their breeding plans during lunch. I just wanna eat >:3

My Monday is done. You mean to tell me I'm supposed to do this again tomorrow, for the rest of the week, for the entire year, for the rest of my life?! Brb I'm gonna hack this system

He's watching you. Always watching :3

It's another FCF so you know what that means. Time for some Funky Cool Facts! Did you know termite queens can live for 50 years? That's longer than Greg Abbott has been Texas governor!

May have to go back to work today but at least I look cute

It's an oldie but happy last hump day of 2025! Let's see what the new year brings 🎉

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New year, new m-

It's Legend of Zelda. I love hearing theories. Obsessed, even.

A little Tuesday tease 🍆

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I wanted to have a surprise stream today but I couldn't get out of my head with the, "What if no one shows up? Why would anyone watch you?" thoughts. So instead I'm gonna relax and watch Stranger Things ^-^

Tell me why I dreamed you ignored me after I said hi to you. You are bullying my heart in my dreams 🤧

Bicep thread 💪🏼

Another pretty day in hill country.

Got my Gay Powers ™️ restored. May shave the beard off later.

The lighting in this room is so nice.

“How will you enter 2026?” Me:

Out in the wilderness being easy prey for big bears 🐻

Merry Christmas and happy holidays you filthy animals. I didn't have time to wrap your present. Hope you don't mind.

It took me longer than I wanted but I finally finished this little cardinal for my sister. I hope she likes it :3

Good morning, sunshine 🩷

Why are you gay? Seeing this movie as a kid. I still have a crush on Devon Sawa to this day.

Tomorrow is the company Christmas dinner and I'm the only one without a +1. The food better be good.

This’ll be starting later today at 4:30pm cst! See y’all there!

Thirst trap brought to you by a slow day at work.

Who is she?

If any streamers frens are playing "No, I'm not a Human" please let me know. I wanna see 👀

No one ever warned me my dreams might one day come true—let alone that they'd actually be nightmares.

The skyline reminding me what day it is 🍑

I thought I looked cute today but I got zero kisses so I guess not 🤭

The universe. Sometimes it speaks to me 😌

Uh oh, the sickness is spreading at the office. Get me the hell out of here 😷

I'm trying to find out if ATT fiber is available in my area and I gotta talk to 20 people to get a simple yes or no. And then the call dropped before I got an answer. I tried their website and it said to call for more info 🙃

My pants say wenaas on them. Hehe weiners 🤭

Time to level up babes. Announcing I’m going professional with my miniature painting. DM to inquire. #paintingminiatures #miniaturepainter #paintingminis

Alright, let's get through this thirsty Thursday.

A Gen Z said, "I'll be back" so I responded, "OK, terminator." He was confused and didn't get the reference so now I feel old.

Someone at the office has the flu and I'm literally wiping down every surface this man touches with lysol and hand sanitizer. No sicky before the holidays 😭

It really felt like North Dakota was keeping me hostage but I'm finally back to this stinky town after an entire day of delays.

I don't know if people out here in North Dakota are nice or if I just give baby girl energy and grizzly men wanna take care of me, but everyone has been so kind and I appreciate it so much 😭

I don’t even remember I did this but Twitch decided to remind me that this is the most viewed clip I made from @happywolverine.bsky.social stream, I’m ded 💀💀💀 www.twitch.tv/happywolveri...

I guess I can scratch see snow off my bucket list. What a welcome from North Dakota 🥶

There's something about hearing gay voice in the wild. I know some of us may be shy about how our voices sound, but I find it comforting to find my gays out in public ^-^

Getting in a festive mood this weekend. Happy ho-ho-holidays.

Happy Thanksgiving

Playing chicken with my job over how I dont feel safe traveling alone across the country in below freezing temps next week was definitely not on my bingo card. Maybe I'll get an extended holiday break after all 🤪

Happy Sunday, cuties <3

Y'all got any more of them sugar cookies?