I’m so tired of making phone calls for work… someone save me 😩😭

The feminine urge to quit my job, move back to Maine, and make sea glass folk art in the woods for a living.

Merry Christmas to the sexy MFs in my phone. I home Santa gave you all you wanted.

Merry Christmas from us to all our cute girls, gays, theys, and allys in our phone. @ryrydannyboy.bsky.social

QTP with a gif of one of your favorite Christmas movies

“I just know ChatGPT hates to see you coming” is going to be the insult and attitude I’m taking into 2026.

Smiles ft. the hand I never know what to do with. 🫳

These are the "good and decent people" who didn't survive the Reagan presidency.

In celebration of a year on BlueSky. My hump for hump day. For a limited time.

quote this post with your four best pics of 2025 pls and thanku x

Just five more days then I can hide for two weeks!

The quarterly “add me on snap” post. For those interested.

👋 QUOTE this post with your best BULGE PIC please 🙈

Unpopular opinion… I know.. but I’m ready for the chokehold Wicked songs have on gays bars to end.

I very seriously want people to be rude, mean and strict about AI. See a YouTuber using AI? Tell them you hate it and unsubscribe. See an artist using AI? Tell them to fuck off and block. See a friend posting AI memes/vids? Call them out. Ruffle feathers. Debate it. Hate it. Bury it.

type of shit gay men married to women post

I hope everyone is gay and does crime today. ✌️

🥁

Christmas Party #1 with the best date. @ryrydannyboy.bsky.social

Oh yes

Just know if I drop a 🤌 on your wrapped or replay means I think you have impeccable taste and that you should probably sit on it.

I don’t know if I am proud of this… I swear I listen to other artists. 😂😂 She’s my comfort and this year needed a lot of it.

Look at all these sexy Santas 🎅

While our deplorable government won’t recognize World AIDS Day this year, I will. To all the men, women, and children we have lost, to all those suffering, and to all those caring for and fighting for those suffering, we honor you today and everyday.

Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread ✨ 38

Happy Thanksgiving

An impulse buy hates to see me coming 🫣

Me staring staring down this 5 day weekend with cancelled Thanksgiving plans? 🥵🫦💦

My sexy ass man!

Not this uber driver taking us to the gay bar trying to talk to us about… football? @ryrydannyboy.bsky.social saving the day.

Just 8 more hours….. I can do this.

Happy Humpday ft. my weekly desperate attempt at attention from the g@ys

Sorry Pedro, Mr Bailey has taken the to spot. Don’t worry you’re still my cool, slutty daddy.

I’ll give tip to anyone who can grown me a full beard.

Not this baddy jingling in our front yard!

There is no evidence Hillary blew him

So Trump blew Bill Clinton now? I think I’m going to throw my phone away… Iv seen enough.

EVERYONE ON THIS APP DROP A SELFIE NOW... AND I MEAN RIGHT NOW!!!

My post yesterday may have been a bit exclusive so to all my Girls, Gays, and Theys Happy Hump Day! Ft no humps

At this point Chuck Schumer should be sent to a nursing home ran by Andrew Cuomo.

Every gay relationship has the bf who posts online constantly and the bf who hardly ever posts

Good Morning pretty gays in my phone. 🌞

Post you from a different era 2016 maybe??

Good Morning pretty gays in my phone. 🌞

Happy Saturday! He doesn’t realize it but @ryrydannyboy.bsky.social is in the picture too! 😝

“Babe, do you wanna stay in tonight, have an edible, and play Stardew Valley?” Is a pigs pussy pork?! Hell yea I do!

I like it, it’s fun. I’m getting Cindy Lauper, and that’s not a bad thing.

🎶 God Bless America, land that I love* 🎶 *wish I could love