Spending the day with David Suzuki.

Watching the orange turd addressing the UN General Assembly is prime time comedy.

Now the stable genius is giving Putin 'more time'. Why have I suddenly developed a ringing in my ear?

You all could have had this.

Well this is freaking fantastic. I wish I had known about it in July of last year. Academics 👇 facultyfirstresponders.com/about-us/

The freaking entitlement. Follow them back and this happens within 4 minutes. Blockity block.

What a moron.

Do any of my UBC peeps know how to move a recording from one folder to another in Canvas? Google is of no help b/c it's directing me to click on buttons that don't exist in my Canvas. When I select 'move' it doesn't give me the option of the folder I want (want to move from My Folder > Home). TIA!

I didn't know that Word now gives an editor score, but apparently my exam questions ain't dooin dat gud. 🤣🙃

Better and better. 😁

Life is too short to wait for Halloween. Get your spiders out now!

My colleague's daughter (who I have known since she was an ultrasound picture) is now attending UBC and so drops by my office from time to time. This morning she shared that most of her courses have TWO MIDTERMS AND I AM ALL

This made me laugh far too hard.

Oh gawd. So the stable genius - complete with his M.D./Ph.D. - is about to tell us what causes autism.

Me in ~1 hour. 😆 www.facebook.com/reel/7843811...

Restores my faith in humanity. People can be so lovely. 💞

JFC. Words cannot express how angry this makes me. 'Merikkka, get your shit together. 😡 😠

And this is why you should just toss me in the big burny oven. 🔥 www.youtube.com/watch?v=lv_S...

My friends, you have rocks inside your heads and they look like this. #Otoconia 📷credit: www.summitptaz.com/blog/what-ar...

The human body will never cease to blow my mind into little smitthereenies. This! This is how we hear. This! 👂

It is all about balance. 😍

LOLZ. The jokes never end. 😬

I totes need one of these. 🤣

You guys. Your inner ear hair cells dance. youtu.be/K-cRIO4gQmk

An open book test. I wish you could see how much I am laugh-crying right now.

Believe him.

You know what? I'm not recording the video. Come to lecture or not, your choice. My choice is what I do on Sundays.

Today, folks, we are re-learning the physiology of the inner ear. Also, apparently recording a freaking video. #YesterdayInStanleyParkWasSoMuchBetter

FB memories can break your heart. Kaida (Boo Bean) 10 years ago. I still miss her every day. 💕🐾

Applies to everyone, I think. Be kind. 💞 www.facebook.com/reel/1543776...

Would it be bad/wrong to hang this on my office cork board?

Oopsie doopsie daisy.

"Shaking, stiffness and drooling may occur." But don't worry - the drug company rep said it with a smile, so you'll be fine. 🙃

I am already burning the candle at both ends at the moment, but you know I am going to accept this request because I am a firm believer in paying it forward with promotion and tenure. #MakeTheTime #ThisIsSoImportant #Academia

Fun fact: the smallest bones in your body are those of the middle ear. Look! Squeee! #TeachingHearingToday 🤓 📷 credit: www.betterhearing.org/newsroom/blo...

Another one.

Today a MAGAt emailed me to say that I caused Kirk's murder. Golly, I didn't know I had such power! What shall I do next?

Ctrl-m, Ctrl-a, delete. IYKYK.

It is going swimmingly over there. I am sure this is all just fine.

Some dude at a Dallas hotel cut off the head of another dude using a machete. Sane Americans:

Not me writing exam questions and squinting at the screen, saying 'self, is that too difficult of a question?'

I'm sure this is all fine. #NATO

Well that is disgusting. 😡

I don't know why plane tickets are so expensive. I mean, you're going that way anyway just drop me off.

Work life pro-tip: stand up. Stretch. Take a walk. Go to the airport. Get on a plane. Never return.

All this talk about searching for a motive of the shooter reminds me of the evening news one night in Cape Town: there had been a shark attack off the coast and a police officer said - with a dead pan face - "we are still looking for the motive of the shark".

Aww, thank you *very* kind BlueSky man. You made my day! (I don't know if wish to be named, so I won't but if you wish to take credit please do so in the comments). 😍😀

I don't like being asked 'are you at home or not?'. Please expand so I can know whether I am home or not.

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