I have lost my glasses again. Do I need to freaking air tag those as well? What is happening to me?

Related to what I posted the other day. 😆

Our PM posted a picture of his cat. 😍 🇨🇦 👍

Oopsie doopsies.

OMG. LOLZ.

Remembering when I was waiting for my first biopsy result and my bestie was also waiting for result on a mole that had been removed. He said to me 'I hope that if one of us has cancer it is me, because you contribute so much more to the world' and I was

Never underestimate us. 🇨🇦 👊 😆

I just spat out my coffay. 😆

Spoke w/ ICBC & they asked me to estimate the date & time that the hit-and-run happened b/c sometimes people don't have anything to write a note but then they call ICBC to report it & that is chef's kiss. Grrrr at the $300 deductible though. I hope the person who did this has a miserable holiday. 🖕

Ha ha ha ha.

ICYMI. 🇨🇦 www.youtube.com/live/2E4kZka...

LOLZ. One of the funniest things I've ever seen.

Canada is taking a world-wide bow and curtsey for the 60 Minutes thingy. 😆🇨🇦

*Snort*

We're building bigly ships. Stop with the distractions.

My friend who was high school sweet hearts with her husband is getting divorced. Everything is farcked.

I have just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I will let you know which comes first.

Thanks @muellershewrote.com !

🎶 More Bob and Doug, eh. Also, Canadian math. 😆 #BeerInATree

Remebering when we went on the architectual boat tour in Chicago & we passed a chocolate factory & the air was full of the smell. My first thought was 'wouldn't it be fun to live beside a chocolate factory?', then I quickly realised the smell would sink into everything & then you'd hate chocolate. 😢

Because. We. Are. Canadian. 💪 🦫 🇨🇦

Pay attention, Canadians. We are also on the menu. #Never51

Reason # 28894742743529748972778u2492348824.33

Wow. Accurate. I am working on shaking off some layers.

Re-watching '13 Reasons Why' because everyone needs a little Christmas joy. If you're looking for me over the next two weeks, I will be on my couch. Coffay in one hand in the mornings and G&T in the other hand in the evenings. Cheers!

LOLZ. #Truth www.facebook.com/reel/2543314...

Well DANG.

I finally stopped to chat with the man in my 'hood who dresses like his Dalmation. It turns out the dog's name is Cooper and he is a major celebrity. So much so that a tour bus company times their tours around one of his daily dog walks! #AwesomeSauce

Waiting for my order at McD's this morning & there was an obviously homeless person counting change at the cashier, so I went up & tapped my card. As I left I noticed that someone had hit my car, leaving large damage to my bumper. No good deed, I guess? Also: I hope the Grinch visits your home. 🖕

All of my keychains are now air tagged. Probably entirely unnecessary given this was a first, but I feel better. It was a surprisingly stressful event.

I saw a video today in which a Ph.D. candidate was having AI write her thesis. This needs to be squashed ASAP. Can someone develop something like Turnitin for this? This is terrible.

I hope this trend continues to sweep across the country. My boozatorium still has 🇨🇦 tags throughout the store. 👍

Ozzy Man has switched from his usual funny videos to Bondi and he's sharing a lot of information. Here's something I didn't know and perhaps you don't either: www.facebook.com/reel/1192051...

This is indeed holy shit but it's also this won't change a thing.

If you ever see someone crying in their car - and you will if you go to places like the B.C. Cancer Agency (I saw it many times), let them be. Trust me.

Password incorrect > reset password > you cannot use your last password again

Coming soon to a theatre near you ...

We also did this. #ElbowsUp

We sure did!

This auto correct has me laughing far too hard.

Well that is not at all alarming.

I hope that the people of Bondi know that this is also helping heal the world. 💔 www.facebook.com/reel/1251896...

We also have a Constitution. We just never feel the need to read it. Peace out from 🇨🇦.

Anyway, today we are waiting for the sun to rise so that we can go back up the Sea to Sky to see the Shannon Falls after our crazy rain storms.

Is this for reals? I had no idea. www.facebook.com/reel/1909760...

If we're ever in a situation where I am the voice of reason, we're in a very, very bad situation. Run.

The most perfect post doesn't exis--

Holy shite.

I am so old I remember having to sign up for a time on the one library computer that had PubMed.