have done nothing today but get brunch, nap and eat queso.

first nap of 2026.

it’s not the year of the horse, it’s the year of anne hathaway, actually

exactlyyyy

well time for bed I guess

just had the best espresso martini I’ve ever had in my life omg

spent 2 hours making an IG reel that’ll probably flop

“and with that, the 2025—“

really need to trim my front bush bad.

good morning

one of us went to art school and one did not. @wyjtin.bsky.social 🖼️🎨👨‍🎨

we’re going to a paint & sip class, which makes this even more hilarious of a pic to use sksksks 😭

leaving the house for the first time since friday

for those following along at home, pleased to announce I’m like 95% back to normal from the flu.

it’s almost her day

It was a long year but at least I never bought a Labubu

I’ve already seen far too many “and with that…the 2025 season has come to an end” videos and it’s not even new year’s eve yet.

soooo that was insane…

seated for Bugonia

good evening

this week

I think I might hold the record now 🤧

Milwaukee’s skyline in spring, summer, fall and winter of 2025

describe your bsky account in a single image

day 4 of flu

“that first flop…how did it feel?” is unfortunately my new vocal stim 😭

still processing the fact we won’t get season 2 of heated rivalry until at least 2027.

Ilya Rozanov’s biggest op. #heatedrivalry

santa is coming soon warn your grandmas!!!

It’s time to eat 😋

me driving to the cottage™️ on Friday #heatedrivalry

the innkeeper realizing there were no rooms left:

merry christmas. I think I have the flu.

was told by my mother to bring an unwrapped gift as prizes for games tomorrow and I brought my TLOAS vinyl I never opened up 🤭

and the angel said unto them, girl fear not: for, behold, I bring you femme tidings of great gag, which shall slay to all people

big year for the gays, lesbians and bisexuals in media.

good morning

wait…

out of office is ON!

me when I have to watch 60 Minutes:

🤪

Charli XCX Does Line Of Coke With 11-Year-Old Make-A-Wish Fan https://theonion.com/charli-xcx-does-line-of-coke-with-11-year-old-make-a-wish-fan/

gay guys rushing to post the Connor/Hudson GQ photo shoot pics

he’s so babygirl 🫠🫠🫠

Giddy up jingle horse pick up your feet sounds like something my homophobic equestrian teacher would have said to my gay horse in highschool