Started watching The Studio. Very funny show but also Seth Rogen looks very hot in it.

I’m not seeing it here but Chappell Roan has the worst luck sending her bodyguard to bully Jude Law’s child for just looking at her lol

Girl I need money … I’m fat nasty and broke …

Alexa how can I save bsky videos

Literally me rn 😭

Coworker has been getting 2 comfortable to the point they’re making “jokes” about my work ethic in front of others and it’s actually making me v annoyed bc the amt of it implies more truth than joke and it’s putting in a bad light when it’s false. Joke all you want but not as my expense.

Linkin Park kinda ate ngl

Got like 100 responses to my FB Marketplace post and now I don’t want to respond to any of them it’s tew much!!!

Sniffari would be an amazing name for a Sniffies competitor

Timothée has lost ClubChalamet and the Oscars. It’s over for him. He has nothing now.

Matcha latte and tacos. I love multiculturalism ❤️

Whatever work Leonardo got done … I need that

Hiii

My man my man look at my man

Not oomf deleting his acct before I could reply to his dm 😭

He’s so cute 😭

Are we still doing this? lol

I love ignoring text messages

Love when it rains but I also need a little thunder to feel more at peace

Had the most bizarre and tv-like dream where I (or was it someone else?) grew a giant second head on the back that started out as a pimple and it was a sentient conjoined twin head that woke up out of nowhere. Then there was some kind of shady magical dealer who could remove it for a heavy price.

It’s pretty hard not to let the superstitious side of me take small little events as portents of impending doom

Was thinking of doing that big mustache/beard stubble combo until I remembered I don’t have the strongest chin so let’s not expose it

Can’t sleep. Time change + waking up “late” has me wide awake

Sooo the Dr didn’t hear me when I told her all the meds my dog took and didn’t realize she also took carprovet which can basically kill my dog. It’s been more than 1hr+ at this point so we’re trying to figure out if my dog will be all right or something worse happens. I don’t wanna lose my baby 😭

The patient

Accidentally gave my dog the wrong meds and now I have to take her to my clinic so she can be made to throw it up 😭

Ran out of oatmilk so now I’m forced to make matcha yogurt for my morning fix

Perhaps the first game that’s giving me FOMO and makes me want to get a Switch 2.

Ok I need to put myself out there and date. Haven’t had an actual date in ages

I feel like this site has fallen bc a lot of regulars just rarely post anymore

Fuck the Houston Rodeo it’s making Uber much more expensive!!!

Might pop into Violet this week to complete my Dex and see my Grimmsnarl again.

Unfort that expensive Oatly Barista Edition oatmilk IS worth it. My matcha latte now tastes and feels exactly like the one from Starbucks.

How I can I free from cringing at my past self?

****** getting a taste of its own medicine rn

Finally playing Metaphor:Refantazio. This is more fun than Persona tbh …

What happened to Jim Carrey’s face 😭

Good morning

Don’t PMO …

In other news I started playing Blue Prince and it’s very good!!

One time I paid someone to make a portrait of my dog and they took months to do it which is fine but then I get the portrait and it’s literally traced from the reference photo I sent … I was so annoyed like please don’t PMO …

Watching: real art.

Yeah let’s make up a fake scenario to get mad at.

It’s so nice and cold out. Lemme open up these windows.

$20 isn’t robbery like $30 but it’s also not a fair price like $10. Only worth it if you care about Pokémon Home, online battling, and don’t want to deal with the hassle of using emulators.

I give it a good pussy. It’s not swelling my labia tbh but I’ll give it a good pussy.

Yearning to love bomb someone then ghost them.

That’s right, diva. We say faggt now.

need to focus need to focus

My life is a humiliation ritual