bluesky husband doesn't like that i'm green bubble 💔🥀😭😭

what it'd feel like if my subscribed account notifications list got leaked

"show your drafts" my entire stream of consciousness gets sent without a filter so there's not much here

my ex-boss being on here and having overlapping social circles is so fucking funny to me because like 3 of our mutuals are constantly very close in my skircles

ex-boss showing up on the discover feed again because i got two more mutuals with him 🙂

opened slack and everyone is pinging me upset at things

me after saying i need to gag on bluesky crush:

i'm a nikki apologist and even *i* don't understand what this means

upset at work so i'm just gonna scroll through ass on the skyline and hope that fixes me

"Clocking out" but it's me doing that robocop scan vision to detect dolls

i need to clock out so bad today jfc

i'm about to fight this vendor they changed my entire workflow without testing it or notifying me how the fuck do you break something as simple as a send message field

Considerate followers be like

this is going to ruin the tour....

yipeee that was cute

I spoke to Mitch McConnell for twenty minutes this morning. He said "hey dude letting u know someone in the queer platonic group chat (the one you left after kai's alter made some acephobic comments-" Then there was 19 minutes of uncomfortable silence as he breathed and then, well, I hung up

there's no line at the men's bathroom at the lucy dacus music video premiere

🥰

CISO just announced everyone gets 1password for free at the company during our all-hands (we literally cannot do or afford this)

Charli xcx threatens to “f*** [Peppa Pig] up” following Clairo shade.

rev up those fryers

@anthonyisa.top probably some time next year

$20 LUCY DACUS Q&A TICKETS LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO

getting event tickets off of reddit is lowkey life pro tip omg

How do I tell my boss to hop off my dick in a professional way?

how do you fuck up owning id software this badly

Back on the stream train with my all new yet imperceptibly different setup. Let's catch up for a bit and then get lost on an island in Miasmata! twitch.tv/alienbob and/or youtube.com/@alienboblives

ai tool meet and greet at work 😍

spotify DJ told me i'm the 1 marina listener of the week 😍😍😋

leadership shared a gemini prompt to help fully understand a 20 minute YouTube video they shared it's too difficult to watch the video and make conclusions myself i guess

donkey kong:

hi i'm from isreal and i love streaming this song on repeat

i like how my coworker and i are on very different corners of the internet but we can connect on bbno$

absolutely no one at my work: me: so this is the legal battle with tung tung tung sahur being copyrighted-

Is this your crush?

thinking about a crush again

Sigmund Freud, analyze this

In the mood to destroy and betray myself for nothing today :)

Oomf is so funny hahaha! (i want him to fuck me)

how do i explain i'd like to take off of work just because i had a really bad nightmare

thinking about switching to the jelly star unironically

i love work tea because wdym the CEO and the whole office gossips about my boss

pitchfork criticizing kesha’s new album:

Today is the day. 19.00 CEST at twitch.tv/alienbob but also youtube.com/@alienboblives. Witness the beginning of a new era that's also not uncomfortably different.

AI vendor for work keeps popping up on my instagram ads and it's literally my personal 7/11