when stores ask me for a payment method:

procrastinating on coding something - AMA time 😋 ngl.link/anthonyskeetin

Every day we stray further from God's light

wait

sucker for green soty 2023

lil tay could be the next addison but y'all aren't ready for that conversation...

thanks siri

lol she got his ass and he knows it

lorde:

if you're cold, they're cold. don't forget to bring in your twinks from the fire escape, the curb, or wherever they flitted off to this time

🎶 i wanna do a line of coke with ijustine... 🎶

taking a shot every time i see a HIPAA violation while watching nurse jackie

finally got around to watching nurse jackie and why doesn’t anyone talk about this girlboss…

imposter syndrome has myself and my wallet in a chokehold i swear

this is literally me if you even care…

good morning bluesky 🥰

just tried to upload a face card reveal 🫠

i actually do cuss a little

whitney houston:

No. It. Fucking. Didn't.

wish i had the gay gene that makes you love exercising and working out this shit boring asffffffff

who's getting barricade at the starbucks teddy bear cup line??? 😍😍

never forget what they've taken from you...

shirtless runners are like the bees of the gay community idk how else to explain it

just got back from the gay DMV and they still require: - 1 library card - preferred DBD load out - recent prep prescription - favorite britney song at age 6 - instagram explore page inspection

this whole game has me thinking of this video:

SOMEONE HAND ME THE AUX !! 🗣️🗣️‼️‼️ open.spotify.com/track/0CDUUx...

"behind every gay person there is a gayer, more evil gay person"

how much is the big rock climbing gym industry paying people....

when you ask me to take out my airpods this is the song i’m pausing

sometimes i think about how my roommate never questioned my wi-fi names

dream blunt rotation

the legend of zelda windwaker but everytime link swings on a lantern from the ceiling chandelier by sia plays

i aspire to have the lack of self-awareness that people who wear meta ray-ban glasses in public have

Texas has approved a constitutional amendment that requires US citizenship to vote in the state. US citizenship is already required to register to vote in Texas.

this was such a good movie i had to take xanax halfway through 🙌🙌

everything reminds me of him 😔

Culver’s tonight for dinner (if you saw the typo in the previous skeet, no you didn’t 🫶)

zohran is genuinely so fucking hot. i need to feel his massive, throbbing cock pulsating down my throat. to feel his low-hanging, bull balls gently caressing my chin as he unloads his warm seed into the depths of my esophagus. i want nothing more than to pleasure him, to serve him, to worship him

i can go on and on about MCCPD, but as someone who’s personally seen a family member pay $2k for their meds that’s currently only $105 at MCCPD this is fucking game changing and amazing for the insanity of the healthcare system mark cuban is the billionaire that will get eaten last

no, next question. stan www.costplusdrugs.com

BlueSky shoutout on Abbot Elementary!

you know…i wasn’t that wrong here with hillary duff’s new song

Okay but this new Katy Perry song! This is the sound she needs to stick with!!!!

I FUCKING PASSED MY EXAM LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO

the wording on these practice exams are going to be the end of me 😔