upset at work so i'm just gonna scroll through ass on the skyline and hope that fixes me

"Clocking out" but it's me doing that robocop scan vision to detect dolls

i need to clock out so bad today jfc

i'm about to fight this vendor they changed my entire workflow without testing it or notifying me how the fuck do you break something as simple as a send message field

Considerate followers be like

this is going to ruin the tour....

yipeee that was cute

I spoke to Mitch McConnell for twenty minutes this morning. He said "hey dude letting u know someone in the queer platonic group chat (the one you left after kai's alter made some acephobic comments-" Then there was 19 minutes of uncomfortable silence as he breathed and then, well, I hung up

there's no line at the men's bathroom at the lucy dacus music video premiere

🥰

CISO just announced everyone gets 1password for free at the company during our all-hands (we literally cannot do or afford this)

Charli xcx threatens to “f*** [Peppa Pig] up” following Clairo shade.

rev up those fryers

@anthonyisa.top probably some time next year

$20 LUCY DACUS Q&A TICKETS LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO

getting event tickets off of reddit is lowkey life pro tip omg

How do I tell my boss to hop off my dick in a professional way?

how do you fuck up owning id software this badly

Back on the stream train with my all new yet imperceptibly different setup. Let's catch up for a bit and then get lost on an island in Miasmata! twitch.tv/alienbob and/or youtube.com/@alienboblives

ai tool meet and greet at work 😍

spotify DJ told me i'm the 1 marina listener of the week 😍😍😋

leadership shared a gemini prompt to help fully understand a 20 minute YouTube video they shared it's too difficult to watch the video and make conclusions myself i guess

donkey kong:

hi i'm from isreal and i love streaming this song on repeat

i like how my coworker and i are on very different corners of the internet but we can connect on bbno$

absolutely no one at my work: me: so this is the legal battle with tung tung tung sahur being copyrighted-

Is this your crush?

thinking about a crush again

Sigmund Freud, analyze this

In the mood to destroy and betray myself for nothing today :)

Oomf is so funny hahaha! (i want him to fuck me)

how do i explain i'd like to take off of work just because i had a really bad nightmare

thinking about switching to the jelly star unironically

i love work tea because wdym the CEO and the whole office gossips about my boss

pitchfork criticizing kesha’s new album:

Today is the day. 19.00 CEST at twitch.tv/alienbob but also youtube.com/@alienboblives. Witness the beginning of a new era that's also not uncomfortably different.

AI vendor for work keeps popping up on my instagram ads and it's literally my personal 7/11

what it feels like to be gay and not like any of the new charli xcx songs

anthropic flagging my claude account for asking it for help on pentesting exam studying:

Kind of don’t live at all you’re always talking about you’re a (vers) top and tryna get nyc bloomf to bounce on it idk it’s a whole different vibe I love when you’re obsessed with a random woman 😻😻

lowkey wholesome that it went down after i spoke with my cool coworkers

the call is coming from inside of the truck

the way nikki reused the brick she threw at stonewall 💙💙

idk why we shame ariel so much given i know a lot of oomfs that would sell their voice for DL prince trade

this video is unbelievable. shout tf out nocaps