having a panic attack at my little nephew's 2nd birthday party, AMA

Getting to know me through media My All Time Faves: Game - Super Mario Sunshine Movie - Twinless Show - Pantheon Album - Historians

lowkey foaming at the mouth thinking about switching to the new google pixel 10a

is it too early to bark at oomf or do we have designated barking hours now?

everyone in my family is sick but i'm fine since I take prep......

"in my bussy you shall not pee" sounds like the second riddle a troll gives you

do u catastrophize every situation in every moment or are u not me 😌

EVENT: bad bunny lookalike contest LOCATION: my bedroom WHEN: tonight @ 10PM CONTACT: @thernos.top

Hot people donate blood when they can

pause menus are so fucked up now what do you mean the queen wants a chicken shack like crazy

so basically what we’re gonna do is dance

i didn’t need to be reminded of this katie…

finding out universal studios closed down the curious george waterpark is literally my 9/11 no one call...no one text...i have to process this personally...

OOOOOooOooooOWweeeEeeeEeOOOooOoooOoOooWEEEoOooHhhWWeeeeOOhhhhh we sayin’ OOOOOooOooooOWweeeEeeeEeOOOooOoooOoOooWEEEoOooHhhWWeeeeOOhhhhh!!

THIS MAN IS YOUR FRIEND. HE FIGHTS FOR FREEDOM.

TEN YEARS?!!!???

This is probably ok

My nutrition app suggested I eat more pussy.

Happy Valentines Day from Elizabeth Holmes and her boyfriend

you, taking pictures in the plane bathroom me, a lapsed Catholic afraid of I take a lewd mid flight the lord will send us careening to our fiery deaths as punishment we are not the same

the culture around clavicular genuinely terrfies me

when you find out your internet boyfriends who live thousands of miles away are in relationships

every time hot oomf likes one of my posts i feel like i've been blessed by the gods

the way an entire day was made for one of her best songs... ugh her management's mind!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmFE...

yes I have an agenda and it’s gay

OMG she's finally getting lunch!!!!!

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what if it was VALENTINA’s day instead? 😍😍

get the hummus

said no to a gay man and i feel like i’ve disrespected the entire community

the cupcakke remix of slayyyter:

good morning

happy valentine’s day @oomf

doctor: this injection will make you not post thirst traps of you and your boyfriend on valentine’s day the gays:

happy valentine’s day, hasan piker!! 💕💕

@FERGIE COME BACK!!! 😭😭

just need one chance with oomf…please just ONE chance 😭😭

This is blackout poetry to me

happy valentine’s day to me

someone get miley, ariana, and lana on the phone rn…

notice how elizabeth holmes has been there for you more than he has…..

when he’s married to the job 😍😍