rewatching pantheon

When two tops join forces to maximize their joint slay

ok hear me out.... sunday night at the time square applebee's

that bee from the bee movie:

when are we having nyc oomfchella....

Oh, this is good. Idaho passed a bill banning local cities from flying the Pride flag. So the cities decided to wrap the poles themselves in pride colors. This is amazing.

hot people are genuinely terrifying like is it not normal for my hands to start shaking in their presence

billie eilish to charli xcx:

the world is ending or something so i bought vodka and strawberry lemonade ngl.link/theranos.top

i've never been so envious of someone in my life

Forever mood

the phrase "peer-reviewed jira ticket" was uttered today at work and it's genuinely crawling up my spine

powershell? more like powersHELL love and hate situation with ps

when a man is so gorgeous it's like i would die if you even looked at me

claude make me hot make no mistakes

comptuah how do i become hot quickly

my brain hurts with so many things going on today and i'm not using my last bit of energy to decipher whatever this is

This is real

CORTANA STOP!

CORTANA HAS MY COMPUTER HOSTAGE WHAT DO I DO

HOW TO DISABLE CORTANA

does anyone else think about the iggy azalea bounce music video as much as i do?

imagine explaining this to a victorian child

hi there! i'm cortana and i'm here to help! a little sign in there, a touch of wi-fi there, and we will have your pc ready for all you plan to do! use your voice for the keyboard along the bottom of your screen. if you need an assistive screen reader, just press the windows, control, and enter-

FIFTH HARMONY COLLAB OMG ‼️‼️‼️

vegetarians ordering a dish:

The owner of a restaurant trying to figure out what kind of meat they have left:

I have been far too kind for far too long. That ends now

oh i know a few oomfs who are chopped and cooked...

Someone catered Olive Garden at work

sara bareilles:

that mischievous, inquiring twink

NEW: Russian government hackers Fancy Bear used thousands of hacked routers to steal passwords and credentials from espionage targets. Microsoft identified over 200 organizations and 5,000 consumer devices affected in the campaign. Lumen says there are at least 18,000 victims in ~120 countries.

charli xcx fans before a meet and greet:

jennie finally getting the spotlight she deserves oh we're SO back ‼️‼️‼️

dev just requested if we can integrate hell into google environment planningpoker.live

of fucking course the AI vendor we're speaking to has a rock climbing gym membership API integration for some reason

lmao "censys is like shodan for grownups" pls D3ada55 is deadass funny

dating in nyc would be so much more fun if I had a stinger like a scorpian

vendor just suggested we should start using citrix products

space is just like earth fr

made my coworker apologize for accidentally making a homophobic joke and he's SO scared to ask if i'm gay

hasan wake up idk what's happening !!!!!

Work pissed me off so I blocked Laurel yanny

Ariana Grande was so right for what she said in that donut shop that one time…

Hearing it live was lowkey spiritual (ignore my crusty and shaky camera)

the only dumb coworker news i have this week is him going into our meeting and explaining how he's going to become our okta admin (my exact job) and spent his time how great his recent setups were (i had to fix them) and his plan to streamline setup (with terms that were incorrect)

when i'm one of halsey's best songs: open.spotify.com/track/0CDUUx...