I'm really trying to not be a buzz kill today. There's plenty of reasons to have fun and be happy: but "God shed his grace on thee" is maybe the most disgusting way we could've said that.

have it on good authority I am descended somewhat directly from America's first five star admiral. So I spent holidays like this trying to cause him as much psychic damage is possible wherever he is.

But you know, I did used to think the airborne were a bunch of suckers. You don't even fly the planes, bro you just drop out of them. More like gravitybound am I right?

No, no, I am glad space force got a flag in the town display, I think I'm just a little confused about the messaging about participation trophies in the national narrative right now

it's an important holiday for girls with the emotional constitutions of guys who did 3 tours in Nam and the panic response of rescue dogs lol

Today is a day to celebrate! Happy birthday Sebulba!

the bar is too low for american infants these days the gen bravos or whatever ooo look i can stand too im standing right now seeing white but thats a blood pressure thing

i hate all the bluesky articles too but we are def getting the vibe as like the mob "justice" site even from just like normies i know catharsis is great but obv no one's gonna flock to it if they have to worry about threats and harassment from people who then bully the mods for not enabling it

Transitioning from nobody likes me (mysterious) to nobody likes me (explicit)

Hey, shooting fish in a barrel is easy. But think of the smell.

all im saying is if the east coast wanted to win our elitism wars with the other guys we'd coin "more like Worst Coast" and call it a day what's their retort, Beast Coast? hell yeah

local traumagirl discovers adrenaline

if any of you wanna make a l sen bot i am morbidly curious

t4t but they're both normal

god forbid a woman improvise

if any of you wanna make a l sen bot i am morbidly curious

t4t but they're both normal

portland is boston's dropout brother who's got a cool business idea that he just needs another 5k for

if we could purchase cool cyberpunk augments i would buy the ability to turn off senses at will

all im saying is if the east coast wanted to win our elitism wars with the other guys we'd coin "more like Worst Coast" and call it a day what's their retort, Beast Coast? hell yeah

ok so it does seem in the new architecture my brain must inhabit 20mgs of thc + yearly fireworks display panic episode + bizarre social support network gaps + this video have blown me past all dissociation into a new level of consciousness www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eD4...

ok but i do feel like im leaving Siofra Serana Silversen on the table, but also, i need to stick with a name lol. lania's an internal homage to the valencian days and L Sen is pretty cunty

almost lit up in front of him thinking he was a guest lmaoooooooo

heroes and auteurs are for fascists and the french (equally bad)

Filing a disability accommodations application with my landlord claiming face blindness so if he shaves his mustache he has to send me a notice in writing

I want instagram friends, dm me for my handle

Local tgirl is hitting me with shit like "isnt playing music for other people such a good communal feeling" oh girl i will eat you alive you have identified the wrong kind of trans lesbian

GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL!

I can't take this anymore! *raises hand to snap fingers that activates sKill 3 which drops a meteor on your dumb ass that lands one stun and two burn debuffs that does devastating damage on your next turn, killing you violently on your turn*

girl(s) whose autistic special interest is survival (and 1v1 competitive games)

good news! contacted another trans girl in town bad news! she's really annoying and it's the kind if small town where i WILL meet her

i do nottttt want kids at least until this ptsd shit is way more under wraps but i do swipe right on mothers because I think i'd be a great weird aunt

ykno i'd like to baptize one of my friends not for any particular purpose or faith just a bit of a dunk seems good for the spirit i think i could get good at the forearm and wrist motion

Just passed by a sign for a pirate themed reading thing for kids. Ofc even in Appalachia we shove woke liberal bullshit down our children's throats? Oh, so a story about an ahistorical romanticized scoundrel who wants to get "booty" with his "mates???" Sickos

the amount of people who have asked variants of "how did you go on like that?" between friends and treatment teams is a lot whats worse is i dont have an answer it wasnt really a choice

very disappointed artfight is not a blood sport

Hey i mean happy birthday to canada and the us and all but you count backwards 9 months and you knowwwww that was a weak pull out at a halloween party

Herbie: Unleashed

getting called mommy by a girl two years younger than me who ive developed a call and response soft domme soothsayer relationship with would well it wouldnt fix me but those are fun

getting called mommy by a girl two years younger than me who ive developed a call and response soft domme soothsayer relationship with would well it wouldnt fix me but those are fun

Herbie: Unleashed

i am fairly certain i am not supposed to feel like i'm dying 2 weeks into fluconazole but they keep checking me out and saying im fine

SONG FOR GIRLS WHO WALK AWAY ALIVE A thread More for me than for you As it tends to go these days www.youtube.com/watch?v=h84J...

And when I am made president on my first day in office I will sign an executive order that 1. Grants me supreme authority— bc I'm no longer confident that anyone could or would actually stop me and 2. Require all het couple dating profiles to have the grossest photo of the dude as first pic

Trump supporting step dad voice: haha yeah 6 7 is so cool but I'm really into 4 5