Feeling like a size 14 :/

"I waxstripped my pussy raw"

We need more women in Necromancy!! 👏👏 Rosie the Revivifier

BREAKING: Hanush of Leipa is on PrEP

Lisa Rinna has joined The Jeremy Renner app

It'd be really funny actually to go up and grasp the fisting bottom by the hand when they're in the sling as if they're giving birth "PUSH!! YOU CAN DO IT!"

I don't think I could ever go and fist men in the dark room because I'd be like what's the etiquette like do you wait for your turn to fist? Do we take a ticket? Many people are asking such questions

My commissions are open! You can either email me at [email protected] or fill out the commission form if you are interested! forms.gle/Q1VQjt4NS7qV... Thank you very much to anyone sharing! #commissions #commissioninfos

Henry is so kind, helping his lord out of being stuck 💖 #hansry

boys playing in the forge commission for sweet @lenabeans.bsky.social for her delicious fic archiveofourown.org/works/75494576 ❤️‍🔥😏 #hansry #kcd2

www.youtube.com/shorts/3FOtp... thinking

At an Elder Scrolls themed fisting club: A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE PROSTATE

Thank you to @youareaprogram.bsky.social for giving my Palette Town a good name.

international women’s day

Noooo don't start a podcast ur so sexy aha

Do you reckon if Jesus came back Christians would tear him apart and eat him to heal themselves

only thing that genuinely snaps me out of a manic episode is me alcoholic mate who is like "you are better than this. please eat something and sleep" straightens me out yeah I will

I actually am good at giving prophecies when I'm sober (I think it's an anxiety disorder and an overactive imagination but nooo babe I'm inhaling the vapours x)

Like I used to love her in No Doubt now she is a little MAGA cheerleader, ugh

Gwen Stefani your downfall should be studied in a lab (derogatory)

Oh wait i remember I applied to be a christian monk that one time does it matter if i try to be a Zoroastrian priest

The inevitable vomit urge came up and jokes on you I haven't eaten in like 2 days and I'm fine I'm full of the life of Arkay

Listen not against pissing on men but come on Like that man that wanted me to travel to his house with a 2 litre bottle of piss outside during quarantine maria...

Using a water flosser to floss my teeth, using a bidet to floss my booty hole As above, so below

When I was amongst the Yorkshire Moors I had a man who wanted me to piss on him whilst he wore his wife's underwear WUTHERING HEIGHTS

honestly? werk

One drawback to keeping my hair cut short is I used to be able to hide fags in my curls and my beard

I get that she's taking the piss...but it's iconic yes pour some misery down on me

youtu.be/GpBFOJ3R0M4?... wig

being a more leaning towards men bisexual man is so funny like what do you mean I found out I was bisexual the wrong way round and I like to fuck women too

youtu.be/Lx58hXh4pVA?... ok still bisexual

Hi if you saw me post schlong no you did not x

We truly have lost the art of European metal bands with 3 euros and a green screen and a dream youtu.be/lWNOLqs1IPQ?...

rip to the girl whose pussy I ate when I was half drunk and getting my cock sucked - I had no idea what I was doing (I was also shitfaced) diva hope your pussy has gotten eaten well in the time since

Sometimes when I'm bored I like to take "and we haven't seen Daniel ever again, he was an angel" photos OR "he killed everyone he knew" and we knew it deep down photos

#KCD but Zizka and Katherine ( #Zizkat ?) give Aragorn and Arwen specifically this part youtu.be/Plf0PrKCDl8?...

she had -5 pound as a budget and still ate youtu.be/-vHi83LTQjU?...

hi idk how to smile and it not look disingenuous x

Unfortunately got this song stuck in me head youtu.be/UR0UkTiKxmc?...

when I die I want all of my flesh to me melted down immediately so i am only a skeleton and when people peer at my grave stone via a pressure plate my corpse is launched at their face at 30 kph and I spray them with diseases present in my time

Using a water flosser to floss my teeth, using a bidet to floss my booty hole As above, so below

my phenotype 😔

I used to loove doggie chow

Thinking

cause like Showgirls is not a good movie but it's very entertaining and I think it's had more impact on culture and art than if it fulfilled its premise and was a mediocre but competently done film

I think movie ratings should be narrowed down to a 1-3 rating where 1 is bad, 2 is ok, 3 is good and only whole numbers Fuck you mean 6.75 stars grow up

Whenever I get into an argument with someone online I just send them this and it instantly ends it because what is the come back