me when i clap my hands together and finally kill that gnat that's been pissing me off for ages

just found out jesy nelson and jade thirwell are in fact different people

“If your a top why do you have so many ass pics on your profile?” When God sings with His creations, will my ass not be part of the choir?

I made this meme back in January but it somehow feels even more relevant now 🙃

‘unwitting viral prank victim takes revenge on influencer/content creator’ would make a good february release for an enterprising movie production co (NOT BLUMHOUSE)

Imagine if there was a sommelier for cum

I think that marx was the top and engels was the greedy ass up sloppy hole and marx was findomming him Thank u x

Was bored so trying to rage bait lady gaga fans (swifties for gays) and madonna fans (old) x

makes me feel nice seeing my bf wear my clothes (and also a bit annoyed that he looks way better wearing it than I did hm)

bdsm QUEEEN

one time I jerked off in the toilets of a church and then like 20 minutes later jerked off in the stall cause I saw a big daddy italian man enjoying the sun and I was like (me at 14 years old) i need that man on all fours x

omg i just remembered, remember when I used to play the trombone

I keep this tumblr post in my back pocket for this exact reason. www.tumblr.com/vaspider/687...

I'm gonna paraphrase TS Madison "you're either a dyke or a faggot. that's it" like politically yeah that is it. and no you can't purchase acceptance

I'm gonna be honest, men who don't like women with unshaved legs? faggots x

throwback to like 2022, it was the first time I'd seen masculine non-binary people and was like oh maybe that's me now I'm like someone asks my gender I'm fuck if i know i proper do not care lmao

my boyfriend summoning all of the cumshots I've shot that weren't about him

this has got nothing to do with anything but this conditioner is so good my hair smells so good and is so soft will not drop the product because I want money if I'm promoting them

remember I went to a goth night and requested this song and they were like "that's weird" oh sorry, there's a man with two tongues tongue fucking two girls and then I went home :) youtu.be/G_gT7FFc9CU?...

gay/bi men that adhere to heterosexuality (top=man, bottom=woman) like it's a life jacket that will help them You want to fuck men. You're a freak either way, fuck up Jennifer

still thinking about this

I think we could just feed cannibals human flesh made from cancerous tissue And that is how I would solve the gun crisis in America x

I hate being from the UK I made a joke about dogging and no one laughed x

Hop in, I got room for one more~

always tickles me that Henry can partially understand German and Polish and Hungarian (that one time when he got drunk) but Geordie? He has no fucking clue

me to my cat at 4am

youtu.be/G_gT7FFc9CU?... day 756 of trying to get my boyfriend to come be a goth vampire with me

I feel like when I eventually die to a serial killer like that prophecy I had when I was 7 I might as well implicate the love of my life I think it'd be funny x

AI is so fucking stupid. "Hey what if we decided to base our entire economy around a robot that makes revenge porn, plagiarizes existing media, and lies so much that Google is now unusable?"

love her "grass comes in through the tongues of the sorry words we sprung on you" oh Epilepsy warning flashing lights and all that

I need to go to a swedish nightclub can't imagine it everyone in bed by aba 9.05pm

I feel like d&d spell slots are actually useful for writing fiction - they make you have to work around it otherwise spellcasters could just spam magic

I'm ready to decompose

anyone else get chronologically assaulted? @c3nric.bsky.social

what happened with that rapture business, are we still here?

hi i'm taking myself out to pasture

Just sat on my balls and like I don't want to exaggerate but it was testicular 9/11

Just seen a man fisting two bottoms at the same time and it was a bit hot but then it was like this saw 2 trap and then I found it funny

me to my cat at 4am

can't stand it when the worst people you know make some of the cuntiest music that no one else can capture

me after leaving the most heinous online comment

im screaming i forgot when I was drunk I put my profile picture on a job site as

Just realised there's a fucking england flag painted on our bin and we tried to remove it but just left it cause whatever but now I hope people don't reckon we're proper reform fannies 😔

if i did myself up in paper mache in white for halloween do you think people would assume I was meant to be the preserved people of Pompeii and Herculaneum or would I just look odd

i hate to say it but abrahamic gods? flops Shar? cunty, relevant, nice hair, mother

I'm genuinely so thankful I fell into a witchcraft rabbit hole during my psychotic episodes rather than an alt-right one i feel like that would've been very easy which is kinda scary now that I think about it

me being dragged out the lidl during a psychotic episode x

Got a new accent someone confused mine for - Canadian apparently how I say about is Canadian (I've had Scottish, Irish, American (idk about that one), Romanian and now Canadian)

my skill when the revolution comes is i can maintain basil plants to an extraordinary degree everyone needs herbs xoxo