Y'all were really gonna let me forget the sabbath. #TWT

Quick! Everyone get to the club!

Hubby got a promotion. 🥰 Might promote that deeeuck

Just a pit stop Sunday 🛑

51 today! 🥳😘🥰

I get that Budai was a monk but I just really hope someone gave him a blow job once.

A 2-4-1 #tummy and #twt. Happy Tuesday! 🩵 onlyfans.com/littles0ulking

Theres a docuseries on prime with an old dude narrating what people believed about the universe in like 1600 or some shit. Pure ambien.

Its a cloudy day and im sunburned anyway. Let the shiny hunt begin!

I just heard the term "milk solids" and ive heard it before but this time it gave me the bad shiver.

Speedo day at the pool !

I’m really brave for getting up and going to work today even though i didn’t want to

I do hate people and having to work with them. So theres some overlap here. But learning how to do the thing and practicing the thing and getting really good at the thing is the best part of it! Learn how to do it yourself!

While we are at it, trans people do not owe you the presentation you want from them. You can tell? Cool story. He still dresses like a woman? Nice! He didn't exist for your comfort? So sorry, pal. Have you tried kicking rocks?

🥰🥰🥰 Did you all miss my face

Hey friend! So some of my mutuals have vaginas. Some dont. Some of my mutuals maybe have genitals that arent our business and I dont ask and neither should you. Point is, I share my hot friends' posts and if youre gonna be weird about it we shouldn't be friends.

I think my belly got bigger …

Hey~

Kinda monochrome monday? My beard feels fuller and I feel cute🤷🏽‍♂️

Every day I get reminded that my parents stole my options from me.

Will Ferrell is not funny. Adam Sandler is not funny. Jack Black is not funny.

The water's perfect. Hop in!

If i ever find one of the no-contact restaurants, is there a hard limit on how much I can eat and how long I can stay? It sounds like heaven.

Hubby said I was telling someone to get out of my yard in my sleep. Im officially old.

Nope

Hello gay people

My babe has arrived 🥰❤️

Good morning! But only to the geeks. Everyone else can wait til afternoon. 🥰

Grandmother called to find out what I was arguing with Sandra about outside. 😂 Apparently she refused to tell them she got her audacity handed back to her.

Ive been wanting g to watch a dogs purpose for years but didnt wanna rent it. We watched it tonight and I cried too many times.

At any given moment, the person you wanna start shit with might be more ready than you. And its safe to remember that. 🥰 stay safe.

Another day

If dinosaurs were still around I wonder if there'd be a brand of fertilizer named "Velocicraptor"

When i was 16, he told me I needed to respect my abuser and took my abusers side. He tried to have a black family removed from his neighborhood and attempted legal action against them for any number of things he considered black. (Not the word he used)

One of his kids just confronted me about me saying he was a racist with a gambling problem 15 years ago. 1. He was. 2. What i said wasnt "bullcrap", it was true and the only "bullcrap" was who he was as a person. All I got was "wow" Yep. Wow is correct. Wrong one, dear.

Woke up to the best news! My grandmother's husband died! I been praying that cunt would die for 25 years.

I had a lot i was supposed to do today. I didnt do any of it.

One thing about me. Im gonna roast the fuck out of a toy maker that thinks theyre better than their fans. Jonathan Cathey, Scott Neitlick, Todd McFarlane, and Jeremy Padawer can all line up with spoons for a turn to eat my ass. Bitch ass hoes.

Hey so SDCC is this week. Theres gonna be less himbo and more geek. Just a heads up. (And we are still ignoring things that make our blood pressure go up)

I am so disappointed. These look like hot buttered ass. And not in the fun way. Tanya and Kat looking like linebackers. Those hip joints make me violent.

1 hyperspace node. 5☆ donut. 1000+ spawn resets.

You ever just wanna "the only reason shes still here is because youve beaten her down to the point she legitimately thinks you're the best she can do", but you aint tryna blow up her spot like that? Because these cishet dude bros are RAGGEDY.

Having one of those headaches where if light exists i need it gutted like a fish. So thats fun. Night night. 🫶

New stuff! Gotta break the new swimsuit in. 🥰 🩲🏊‍♂️

Gonna have a wee nap. Then gonna have to do something. Tis Friday after all

It’s going to be speedo season all summer.

Me and one of my biological children (Why do I always have to do the most and make an outfit right before a themed event??)

Not the best at self-promotion but here’s a #fcf post to soften the ick! ✌️

Did someone say Fat Bulge Friday??? Yes why else would I be here