Good idea. #mcm #dickslip

Nothing enthralls me like 2 dudes building a pool in the jungle for no reason. I will spend hours of my life lost in those videos.

Story of seasons collection box set of key cards that includes the games from before the 2013 split, and none of the harvest moon games after the split.

I love womens wrestling. Like I eat sleep breathe womens wrestling. Autistic knowledge of womens wrestling. Every so often a woman comes along and I just do not vibe with her. Lacey Evans. Ronda. 🤢 And now Lizzy Rain. I dont get it. The hype is weird. Finish is trash. Try hard vibes.

Seeing Black people in Alabama start referring to Kay Ivey as a stud in her face was not expected but absolutely hilarious.

Maybe if youre 40 and collect action figures made for kids to play with you dont have room to belittle someone else's collection. We are all very impressed by your collection of Japanese imports. Go spend time tmwith them.

Pride weekend outfit sorted

Matter of fact, just don't let a man. End of thought.

You ever have a friend hurt your feelings without trying to?

Me when I have to sand an action figures joints and paint in thin layers.

Can you imagine how fast they'd turn on a disabled (even if temporarily) president.

I just need $170

Happy Sunday

Having a good hair day during pride month? It’s simply what we deserve! 😌😌

And its not even thighsday

💲Shes back!💲 With the 2002 Kelly Clarkson wig!🥰

Ready for Puppy Night 🐶💪🏻

Why is anyone talking about the size of a pool when we could be talking about the size of gapes?

I get that you cant force an attraction you dont have. But fat guys be fuckin fuckin. And youre missing out.

My husband is 10 years older than me, my former boss, and we met when I was 18. I tricked him into becoming besties then bet him I could make him cum in less than a minute just so I could taste his dick. It was delicious.

Femboys are magical. What do you mean you dont like sluts in skirtjocks and cat ears? Bet you hate everything fun.

Groceries are expensive. Eat cum.

Let's goooooo

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I hate waking up.

I get it. I really do. But if the claims are true, someone being a sex trafficking victim is not a weapon to use against them. Someone aiding sex traffickers is. Please be clear in the difference. Please dont be gross.

Tummy Tuesday (civic duty edition)

Accurate statement.

Cap said it, so it must be true. 🥰

The actual gayest thing ive seen today. Happy pride. 🥰

This Pride we all gotta be as unapologetically gay, and fat, and weird as humanly possible

I was thinking type-o smegmative but thats mostly because im riddled with intrusive thoughts about dicks.

I think the thing I despise most about flies is their audacity

Skip the most important meal of the day every day and you can still die because you cant afford insurance. Winning!

I cant stop imagining pru flicking the bean to show everyone else in the technical.

Snowy day

What's your favorite pokemon? I want to judge you based on it, and absolutely no other input.

Making my husband watch tiktok or play games while im sucking to keep him distracted while I enjoy myself. 🥰

I cant think of a single reason I would need a 1:12 scale stream and puddle of piss but also I can think of a million reasons I need a 1:12 scale stream and puddle of piss

Thinking about cock. Hubby should be home in ten minutes. Probably gonna do gay stuff.

Having Myka in his corner was the thing that made it click for me. Love the entire thing. More of this please.

I wasnt done sexualizing demons inside me and being spitroasted by multiple demons and the preacher man blocked me. 😕

Watching the lesbian love story on supergirl because sapphic nerdery is beautiful and they better not kill one of the lesbians. I know how these shows do.

I’m happier to be wearing them than I look

😂😂😂😂😂😂 Ol representative girdle over here.

Summer soon

As if voting in Alabama wasn't already a scam. I hate it here.

Absolutely not. This picture is adorable and the lighting and the face card. Sleeping on this one is crazy to me.