I may be suffering but at least the low calorie diet is paying off (and my liver’s hurting less as a result)

I don't deserve to be attacked like this.

I think licking the chest of four dozen moots would fix me.

My belly and tits fit here so well that this might be a future cosplay idea sjfjsjfjd slutty Blastoise

New cosplay alert!! ⛈️ #xmen #storm

Hi, I would like one (1) validation please. 👉👈

If you'll excuse me, I'm going to cry like it's 2008. Demon twink with a gun, you WILL be dealt with.

...I have a lot of them.

I'm considering getting a binder for these and the other thousand or so cards I have--

GO WISH MY SISTER A HAPPY BIRTHDAY ❤️ SEND HIM MONEY, MAGIC CARDS, BUSSY.

Muting me is an act of violence, be a lover not a hater, click on that unmute ❤️

Is diarrhea just watersports for scat people

Played with @morbidlygay.bsky.social (who did amazing) and honestly I feel like Jubilee is my new healer main.

Okay so Jubilee is VERY fun to play as.

[Explicit] I’m fat. There’s coffee. It’s Friday. I think I got this right. Maybe.

Typical Mediterranean wedding shenanigans.

Fumed over how much time loss there was November and beyond in Persona 3...and then remembered that it's exactly how semesters are near Christmas 😭

I'm so sorry for spiraling.

Well… time to start the day off.

House? Try country.

They really gave Takaya in P3R tattoo sleeves and the sluttiest waist, like, did they expect us to not want him just because he's a little nihilistic???

She's a bath gay now~

Why do RPGs with big casts always have only 3 playable female characters? Like, why specifically 3?

Careful and costly fusions, 3 skill cards, and a few incenses later... Titania, my queen, has come home.

Good morning. Everyone you dislike is not problematic, sometimes the vibes are just off or you need to go to therapy

What pisses me off the most about Square doing this with Star Ocean, Dragon Quest, Octopath... ...is that the games are on sale right now. Big publisher sale, 50% or so off. And there are people who may not be aware of the SW2 versions coming out and just buy the SW1 versions. They're shafted.

THERE ARE GOLDEN GIRLS BOOKS??

So let me get this straggot: You can't eat salads safely You can't eat beef safely Eggs are still overpriced Gas prices are still ridiculous Getting sick = going broke People are getting executed in public ...Did I miss anything or is this all that MAGA people are okay with in order to be racists?

In the words of Victoria Chase, I feel as fresh as Mt Fuji.

...i need to check the brit reactions over this loss to argentina

TODAY! We are donating our TR winnings + payout ($600+) and celebrating a $28,000 milestone raised! Thank you ALL so much for helping me get there! When will we get 30K? And what will we do for it? I’m so happy 😭

In the words of Victoria Chase, I feel as fresh as Mt Fuji.

All right, I'll bite. What DND class am I?

They really set the bar high with Junpei as your Magician arcana party member, because Yosuke ain't shit and Morgana is a waste of space Junpei is my precious child and I will burn the world down for him 😭

Pool pass was soooo worth it

I'm sorry but no line of laptops served cunt like the iBook G3. 😭 When will we as a society go back to designing electronics that look cute and colorful like this.

Sushi places that let you get 10/12 pieces of just prawn nigiri...beautiful. amazing. iconic.

Good morning beautiful people I had a great shower today

Any artistic or photography friends, do you sell prints or have an “online store” if so would you be willing to chat? People have been asking if they could buy prints of my photos and I am thinking of adding that to my site. 👀

And being called son in a third

All right, I'll bite. What DND class am I?

I cannot repeat this enough: Fuck Harry Potter. Fuck JK Rowling. Fuck TERFs and other transphobes. And fuck YOU if you keep support this wretched ghoul's IP in any way, shape, or form. I don't care if HP was big in your life when it came out. You're grown. Let it fucking go.

Monsoon coming in from Arizona. The air is soup. So glad I’m home today.

imagine being the first muslim bitch in your village to like get yoir body done like ass shots titties done and like beat face contoured... and then you walked into like the mosque or whatever muslim people have and everyone dropped their prayer rugs and was shookedt?

Took my mom out for a nice day trip before she flies out to Türkiye tomorrow and honestly a little sunlight is rejuvenating.

Took my mom out for a nice day trip before she flies out to Türkiye tomorrow and honestly a little sunlight is rejuvenating.

I am so fucking tired of Square. Either release a patch that just improves framerate without extra content or allow us to upgrade. I fucking hate this bs.

"You keep vials of E-coli poisoning in your purse!?" "A girl never knows when she'll have to lose the odd 50 pounds~"