I'm ready to decompose

...i'm teaching students who weren't even alive when Misery Business was released...

If I'm gonna be kinder about my body I might as well participate in #TummyTuesday.

Hey everyone. I've done everything within my power to avoid this. I didnt expect this outcome,so I can no longer live at my current residence as of october 18th. I have a place lined up but I need help, and im at my wits end. If you could spare a moment I'd appreciate it gofund.me/f7ee9dc3a

If I'm gonna be kinder about my body I might as well participate in #TummyTuesday.

The only Rapture I care about today

My mom had a strange mark appear on her leg, got it excised and tested, turns out to be stage 1 malign melanoma (runs in the family unfortunately) Thank you jesus that it's stage 1 and the doctors told her that this was the best outcome considering the situation, no worries about metastasis

I’m playing Final Fantasy IX for a 4th time, this time with a more critical lens, and it’s wild how culturally relevant this 25-year-old game still is Like, it’s blowing me away, just how many moments I see the plot unfold, and can compare it directly to current events 🧵

The listing is up! Have you wanted to experience the wonder that is Moonlight on Roseville Beach by @rrookstudio.bsky.social? Come join us for a 4-6 session campaign and live your best disco inspired life!

Happy Monday my loves, hope the week starts off well for all of you.

👀 Had to pick two.

hi guys please don't actually offer advice on how to hit partner on twitch i literally just want to push your boyfriends down the stairs and live stream the occasion

Me: *screaming about the platforming in Silksong* My BF that I'm trying to convince to play the game: this is not helping your case

Fuck is a Sunday! Comp games on MR 👀 Going to play on main later ✨ Twitch.tv/innylegs 👈🏽💖

"The way you throated me was slay the haus down, diva~"

Is BLM stronger than PCT after all of the gazillion changes made or is PCT still a heavy hitter that leaves BLM in the dust? I love PCT but all of these buffs and nerfs got my brain confused 😭

This is so disrespectful to his memory.

Have you ever been like "man, I'd love to play some tabletop, but don't have a GM"? Well guess what Mimi... I'm available for hire! I will be launching a Moonlight on Roseville Beach campaign soon, but you can also request me for your own idea of a game too!

Where do clairvoyants order their clothes? From the Seer's Catalogue.

not my boyfriend stealing my "biblically, torahically, quranically" for these two faggots

Things have not been the same since they de-planetized Pluto.

it’s the freaking weeking baby!!

That being said, if I DID make someone feel shit with my skeet (now gone), I am sorry. Please understand the reason behind it and that it does not reflect on you, but also that I am sorry.

Self-hate and body dysmorphia are a bitch but being self-righteous behind a block without really looking further is a whole different kind of bitch. Yes, inside voice and not every thought is meant for the TL all but my god I hope eating your own ass feels good.

Me: my body’s a temple Friend: yeah and the god it served is long gone

Excited todays the day! Will be live today and be playing Honkai:Nexus Anima after to make up for yesterday.

Happy Friday! Thank fuck it's here, I am /exhausted/.

for my birthday consider donating to my go fund me towards getting an accessible van!!! please share 🥹🥹💕 gofund.me/1a9663de

asexual tuba player. just call me the ace of bass

And here's the new glam~

Level 80 reached~

a bitch is live!!! come play pokémon red with me! we're squirting on misty today!! www.twitch.tv/jygglypuffda...

Nooooooope 😭

Playing Black Mage after the AF/UI changes feels so good. I don't have to worry about timer upkeep, the rotation feels nicer, and as someone with slower reaction times it feels less punishing. I'm very much enjoying it, even if I wish Firestarter had a 60% proc chance to make Fire 1 a good option.

Companies are pathetic and spineless, more news at 11.

Woah congrats for 14k!!! I'm Madeleine, a Swedish artist who draw historical and fantasy things ✨

All this clownery over a two-bit podcaster with more gums than humanity. They even tried doing a moment of silence here in Sweden. 🤡

Life on SSRIs be like

Look at these babies 😭❤️ not a single thoughts in those heads

Oh fuck, it's time to get lost again... More Ocarina of Time coming right now~ twitch.tv/magusplaysga...

Explain this, @youareaprogram.bsky.social. I need people to see.

If you were blindfolded, and then fisted by people you couldn't see, wouldn't you technically be a gloryhole for fists Discuss

Post a movie you like with a terrible Rotten Tomatoes score. Anything with Estelle Getty is A+ in my book.

Finally back to a trimmed beard ft. my lovely barber in the back

I found my dream job

quote with a photo where your booty is looking extra plump 🫦 The most edible my ass had ever looked.

One of my colleagues is a bearded nice hair straggot with a fat juicy ass and I beg the universe that he keeps it clean and his girl eats it out from the back because otherwise what a waste 😭

Cyclops is the pass-around party bottom of Krakoa.

quote with a photo where your booty is looking extra plump 🫦 The most edible my ass had ever looked.