This is a CAT checkpoint. Show me the most recent cat image on your phone.

5 days later and I got my first winning run! ☺️

this tiger toy is a big dill

It just struck me that newspaper comic strips were sort of proto-posting: you come up with a joke every single day and eventually you either mellow out or become completely insane

Perfume Costume Project: 02 Tokyo Girl Original release date: Feb 15, 2017 Second featured song and first full photo series is one of my personal favorite single, Tokyo Girl. The idea behind it was not only recreate the MV but also capture a lonely feeling surrounded by the city lights (1/5) #prfm

Rewatched Sinners for the fist time since seeing it in theaters. God damn it’s just so good.

This is something I never thought or hoped I would have to do, but my situation is getting dire. I've set up a GoFundMe because I still don't have any job prospects after 15 months being laid off, my health problems have made it almost impossible to even consider working... gofund.me/dc855bbbc

I really am fortunate for all the love I have in my life. I’m so grateful for all those who support me and I get to share my life with.

For Valentine’s Day I’m going to be even more of a reply guy (that’s not true I’m a reply guy everyday)

psa most AI videos at this time are 10 seconds and under - so if you see something that seems outrageous and is either ten seconds exactly or below that threshold look for inconsistencies with patterns and blurring during movement where all detail leaves.

Six years ago, I was hired by the Amino app to make a series of animated shorts for their platform. I didn’t think anyone would miss my little show when Amino shut down a few weeks ago but I’ve actually gotten some emails & messages about it, so I’m bringing it back! 👑

Happy Valentine’s Day to all my friends and loves. You all deserve a little kiss. 💜

In cartoon news, Tubi just revealed practically the entirety of the classic Warner Bros/Hanna-Barbera/Cartoon Network library is coming to the platform this March. For those who don't wanna visit the bird site, here's the full list of what's coming.

Feeling scruffy and Dad like today.

Well gang I tried to hold off for as long as I could, but I finally succumbed and downloaded Balatro. 🃏

That State of Play had a LOT. Dang.

I need a third party company to start selling switch 2 joycons in fun colors. The all black with a tiny hint of color just isn’t it.

What's so amazing about Jim Henson as a puppeteer is that he could literally be explaining that Kermit is made out of felt and ping pong balls and yet Kermit still feels alive the whole time he's doing it

kowloon restaurant, saugus, massachusetts, 1978

Say goodnight Miles.

Good on We Rate Dogs using their platform to showcase the manipulate practices of Ring camera to trick people into turning their neighborhood into a surveillance state for ICE. Don’t be fooled and throw away your ring cameras today. That includes telling your parents & grandparents to ditch them too

omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for gradient.horse

Kinda Fucked Up that in our lifetimes we've gone from "never share personal info on the internet" to "hand over your identity to the most incompetent corporations imaginable".

I love getting to do drag photos. What a fun time!

I get to do drag photos today. 🥰

“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English” my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist

So they just want to actively drive people away from their platform. Got it.

I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them

Kind of gives away the whole game that all the crypto ads this year have been replaced with gambling and AI ads.

Ok so this show truly is for the gays. Amazing.

Don’t have any real way to watch it anyway, but it really seems like the entire Super Bowl so far is nothing but disgusting AI focused ads with some football thrown in it.

"Tell me you know nothing about the Muppets without telling me you know nothing about the Muppets."

I don’t have strong opinions on football in general and the Super Bowl. I do have a lot of opinions on Patriots fans and how insufferable they can be if the Patriots win.

Caught up on Drag Race and I now understand everyone’s confusion.

My long term plans have been to leave higher education for a minute, but apparently those plans have been fast-tracked, as I was terminated from my role today. If anyone knows places hiring in Boston (or remote), I am very open to lots of employment opportunities.

“OOH A QUARTER 👀 DON’T-A MIND IF I DOOOOOO~” been a minute since I’ve drawn my main little gremlin fffFREAK!! 🧄

So it sounds like it was ok I slept through that Nintendo Direct huh?

Watched the new Muppet Show episode and I really enjoyed it! The humor felt like the original show. And Sabrina Carpenter was absolutely perfect for it. She achieved the dream so many of us queers hope for, to perform with Miss Piggy.

Maura Healey is now the only Democratic governor in the whole country with a 287(g) agreement. It is shameful that she insists on collaborating with a rogue, fascist agency.

Life is hard but Carly Rae Jepsen is going to finally release Disco Darling and I’m reminded of the simple things that make life good.

We used to be able to have magazines about rock collecting on shelves nationwide. Now we can't even keep a sports desk at the fucking Washington Post.

Fuck Jeff Bezos. Subscribe to The Onion. membership.theonion.com

ohhh ‘democracy dies in darkness’ was aspirational

“You have selected Regicide! If you know the name of the king or queen being murdered, press 1!”

"Now, on Fox Kids, it's Eek! The Cat. And after that, a former child star grapples with a physical condition that keeps her from ever growing up and forces her into a state of psychosis that shatters her ability to process reality. And then, Bobby's World!"

Five-year-old me: Oooh, that Batman cartoon! What adventures will he go on today? *the villain is left in tears, unable to process their fears and obsessions. And Batman, a looming presence born of the inability to rationalize terror, is the only one there to comfort them* Me: Oh. Huh.

I’ve been watching DS9 for the first time and I love how half the time every episode is just. Kiera: “I have an idea!” Sisko: “We can’t do any acts of terrorism.” Kiera: “I no longer have an idea….”

now wait just a damn minute!

Sometimes I want to be soooo mean and nasty on here, but I know better than to speak my mind online

Might be time to get a phone ring so I stop balancing my phone on my pinky.