Evil Captain America looks like Lane Kim’s bf in Gilmore girls and is somehow the son of Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell.

1st painting of the year! Was haunted by the image of two gentlemen stripping down to enter a magical little gingerbread bathhouse in the woods. It looks small from the outside, inside is a gigantic labyrinth equipped with hot tubs, steam rooms, saunas, massage pods, & mazes corridors. 😈

First dick pic of 2026! Lots to look forward to this year. Hope y’all had a beautiful celebration ❤️❤️

Just trying to squeeze a leeeetle bit more size out before the new year

Oh no I almost forgot to post these here. Happy holidays to everyone!

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I don't care if you give your stupid food delivery robot puppy eyes I'm not yielding the sidewalk. I hope you get stuck in the grass. You're lucky you aren't hunted for sport.

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Oh Carol.

I remember the wife (?) in fahrenheit 451 had seashell listening devices which aimed drown out one's inner thoughts. Flash forward to me with one AirPod in, listening to podcasts and audiobooks to give myself a break from pointed reflection.

Getting the last thing on his tree! 🤭 This is one of my favorite pieces from the Christmas collection and is best viewed LARGE and in-person so you can see all the details in the ornaments. I’m sure you’ll recognize a few. 🤭

Fell for a phishing scam email, from a spoofed work email, regarding an actually legit gig I completed that's been in limbo since the start of Dec. I hate modernity.

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Santa goes to play after delivering all his gifts around the world. 🤭 This painting was from a few Christmases ago as well. I modeled for this one. 😜

Candy Cane @thatsugarguy.bsky.social

When I was growing up my hero was Greg Weisman because he would be Very Online during the holidays and answered every fan question in real time. This meant a lot to me. Anyways, if you have any stray questions or thoughts let me know. Holidays are tough and I’m here to chat.

Naughty list 🎄

My painting from a few years back of #santa during his leg day. Ooops! 🤭 Santa’s last workout before heading out for the long delivery night ahead.

six months ago Reader’s Digest asked if they could purchase the publishing rights for this elaborate shitpost I wrote a year ago now wherein I pretended to be the elf equivalent of David Brooks at the North Pole. Thought it was maybe a phishing scam but it’s real LMAOO

I don't AI my pics cuz I'm way cooler than that.

Had a lot of fun making this art of Slateport's number 1 lifeguard! 🦈 mega sharflopo I wanted to play around with the idea that mega evolution isn't necessarily natural, but I don't think I pushed the anatomy or vascularity quite enough. Thanks @wererdraws.bsky.social #megapokegijinka

speaking of crabs. sad hell comic has been updated, on patreon

Happy Los Angeles December from backyard dad

New work, from my summer stint of working on Twang's second volume. villaineralit.com/2025/12/19/t...

New editions of X-Rated ( @thegorgonist.bsky.social and my X-Men/Drag Race zine) for tomorrow's Punk Rock Flea Market in the works

Alright. Who wants to take him for a ride…? On yer bike, starring @stevendehler.bsky.social #humpday

BUMP at AKBAR! Saturday, December 20th 10PM-2AM DJ CASEY ALVA spinning Club Hits from 1990-2010! Gogo Babes- Rory Slikker Papi Sauve Leo Door Boss- Pony Cover $8 Art by @adultjunkdrawer.bsky.social

Cayden 🐯

Want to get bigger? MOO recommends at least one cup of milk a day. Order your drink and start growing!

There’s something about a hotel room in a big city… 🫦😏 #softiesunday