Let’s see ‘em. #fcf

Welp…after 7+ years, I’m finally in a relationship again. His name is Belted Squat Machine and he treats this 🍑 sooooo well. 🔥🍖 3 sets of 8 at 428#/194kg. 🏋🏿‍♂️ The unloaded machine gives 68#/31kg.

#workflowwednesday Another rare glimpse into my professional side. Check in with an appropriately-redacted pic of your adulting world if you’d like! Make sure nothing you post threatens your livelihood, you pigs 😈😅

That deceptively-innocent smile. 😈😁

#monochromemonday of sorts. 🩶🤍 #mcm

No Dallas visit is complete without a nude coffee with @thenkdstylist.bsky.social ☀️☕️ #nakedcoffee #nudecoffee #openrobe #softiesunday

towel//off

💪🏿🐂🏋🏿‍♂️ Taking a few days rest after today’s lift. My body could use it. #fitnessfriday #fitfriday #fitsky

Guess I couldn’t wait until Friday. 🤷🏿‍♂️😏 #tct #thickcockthursday

“They call me mellow yellooowww…” ⭐️🌝💛🍋⚠️🟨🟡

Torse nu. #mcm #monochromemonday

It’s been a weekend of up ups and down downs…but at least I’m a bit of a unit, so there’s that. 💪🏿🙈😅

O, most sacred of days. Verily I offer unto thee my humble offering. #fcf

Leg day legged today! 🦵🏿🍖 (#humpday dorsal post in the comments 😏)

Wide. 💪🏿

I haven’t attempted to move 105s for quite some time now due to my ongoing right shoulder injury (hence why I cheat the full stretch at the bottom of the motion). That being said, this was set 3 of 3 and I got the full 8 reps on the previous two sets, so I’m good with it. 💪🏿

From the moment he came up on the screen giving 70s daddy energy in X-Men ‘97, this Forge look was a no-brainer for Halloween! Only real ones got the reference, though haha! Have fun and be safe out there, bloomfs! 🦋🎃🍬

That afternoon cold brew. 🙌🏿🧊☕️🫦 #fcf

I love this! Thank you @craigmgraham.bsky.social 🙌🏿🙏🏿

It’s been forever since I’ve worn one of the things. Also, we’re not still calling them “wife beaters,” are we??? 🤦🏿‍♂️🙄

Throwback to when I saved @thenkdstylist.bsky.social a seat, but he was busy. Soon, though! Hugs, my friend. 🫂🫶🏿

To slow Sunday mornings. Cheers, mes amis! ☕️☀️🦋 #softiesunday #nakedcoffee #nudeathome

Proof of life. ✨😌

Rode hard and put up wet (and not in the fun way 😅). And yet…we persevere. Happy Friday, bloomfs! 🦋 #fcf #facecardfriday

Just a reminder that I can do this as well. 😌

Remember to take a moment. #mcm #monochromemonday

Cereal Sunday? Is that a thing???

So you mean to tell me this lighting has been in my house this entire time??? #fcf

Gluteus MAXIMUS. #humpday

“Ceci n’est pas un mec.” 🎨🖼️🤌🏿 #monochromemonday #mcm

Welp. Looks like I’ve found my new favorite photo spot in my house…right in front of my elderly neighbor’s window. 🙃 Lovely woman, really. Anyway, morning coffee, anyone? 🥱☕️☀️ #softiesunday #nakedcoffee

I was on the fence about these sheer boxer briefs when I ordered them…but I must say, I’m into them! 🙌🏿

Hanging onto this chill vibe for as long as I can throughout the week. #monochromemonday #mcm 🖤🩶🤍

Just checking.

This hotel balcony has quite the view. …in the other direction as well. 😏 #fcf

Is #monochromemonday still a thing?

Sunday morning. ☀️

Afternoon pick-me-up routine 🧊☕️ Well…one of them. 😏

At least one constant in a tumultuous reality. #fcf

So modest. 😌

Hi. 👋🏿☺️

☀️/🌙 Rituals.

Aura. #humpday

Sunday morning sans sun. ☁️☕️ #softiesunday #nakedcoffee

Back to basics. #fcf

Adulting.

I call this “Both Sides Now,” in honor of my favorite Joni Mitchell song. The 2001 version, of course. #humpday

Stepping into the new week with the ease I exude in this photo. 🦋

Shirtcockin’ it on a Sunday morning.

@thenkdstylist.bsky.social : “Come hang out at my pool. Also, the lighting in my bathroom is really good.” Me: “Say less.” 🏃🏿‍♂️💨