“Ceci n’est pas un mec.” 🎨🖼️🤌🏿 #monochromemonday #mcm

Welp. Looks like I’ve found my new favorite photo spot in my house…right in front of my elderly neighbor’s window. 🙃 Lovely woman, really. Anyway, morning coffee, anyone? 🥱☕️☀️ #softiesunday #nakedcoffee

I was on the fence about these sheer boxer briefs when I ordered them…but I must say, I’m into them! 🙌🏿

Hanging onto this chill vibe for as long as I can throughout the week. #monochromemonday #mcm 🖤🩶🤍

Just checking.

This hotel balcony has quite the view. …in the other direction as well. 😏 #fcf

Is #monochromemonday still a thing?

Sunday morning. ☀️

Afternoon pick-me-up routine 🧊☕️ Well…one of them. 😏

At least one constant in a tumultuous reality. #fcf

So modest. 😌

Hi. 👋🏿☺️

☀️/🌙 Rituals.

Aura. #humpday

Sunday morning sans sun. ☁️☕️ #softiesunday #nakedcoffee

Back to basics. #fcf

Adulting.

I call this “Both Sides Now,” in honor of my favorite Joni Mitchell song. The 2001 version, of course. #humpday

Stepping into the new week with the ease I exude in this photo. 🦋

Shirtcockin’ it on a Sunday morning.

@thenkdstylist.bsky.social : “Come hang out at my pool. Also, the lighting in my bathroom is really good.” Me: “Say less.” 🏃🏿‍♂️💨

#fcf = face card Friday ✨

7K! Damn…you all make a guy feel swell. 😌 Much love, bloomfs! 🦋

Sunday living up to its name ☀️☀️☀️ #softiesunday #nakedcoffee

That afternoon cup is just as important as that morning cup. ☕️ #fcf #nakedcoffee

Hell of a view (if I do say so myself 😏😌) #humpday #posteriorchain

☀️🥱☕️😉 #nakedcoffee #softiesunday #sundaymorning

A contemplative #fcf. Definitely contemplating #fc.

Greetings from my favorite mirror in my favorite hotel in what seems to be my new favorite color? 💚✅🍀🌲🐸☘️🌱🐢🦖🥝🥒🍏 #chicago

Breaking from my usual content to share my dismay, horror, and fury at the current administration’s revisionist history on the institution of chattel slavery that they’re marketing to CHILDREN via animated content through PragerU. What the fuck is this current reality???

#humpday is also #vday

bf material. 😌 Hope everyone’s week starts off on the right foot! #mondaymotivation

A domestic Sunday. 🧺

Pumped? Pumped. Bon week-end, mes amis!

Seeing what the new tripod + the new hair color is giving. Also, run me my chèque Calvin Klein.

I was trying to get some work done when the light tapped me on my shoulder…so I turned my chair around and obliged. #wfh #thotbreak #usethelight

A #monochromemonday moment. 🖤🩶🤍

Back stateside, and there’s not much that I’ve missed while being gone. One thing I did miss, however, is American gyms. The other thing is proper, “rocket fuel” cold brew coffee.

I had a croissant fresh out the oven today. If the wind carried a moan to your ear, it was mine. 🥐🫦

Café allongé ☕️ #nakedcoffee #softiesunday #openrobe

Glad to see they replaced the lights! 🤩 Now if only they’d cleaned the goddamned mirrors… 😒

Find the light, use the light. ✨🍆✨ #vgq #fcf

The feeling of triumph upon completion of a legs day is unparalleled. Yes, legs. All of them.

❌ Fluorescents ✅ Spots

A little late today, but enjoying this bathroom lighting while I still have it. #vgq #fcf

An important component of executing a proper deadlift is engaging the lats. #humpday #results

A little maintenance work. Deficit deadlifts at 180kg/286lb for 5. 🏋🏿‍♂️🔥

It’s been a minute since I #monochromemonday ‘d. 🖤🩶🤍

Vacation body is holding up. 💪🏿 #fitabroad #internationallifts #anticarculturesrock #publictransit #walkablecities #nutritiousfoods #realingredients #andyescocktailsandwinetoo

I’m staring…you’re staring…we’re all staring 👁️👁️ #fcf #vgq