My straps smell like trash help. 🫠

Might as well announce over here. I'm currently taking clients for coaching and Nutrition guidance. So if you wanna look beefy/skinny legend for summer you can ask me and I'll work with you personally. DMs are open.

Might as well announce over here. I'm currently taking clients for coaching and Nutrition guidance. So if you wanna look beefy/skinny legend for summer you can ask me and I'll work with you personally. DMs are open.

Feels weird having people think you're "dressed up" or "looking serious" just because you're wearing jeans and a t-shirt (tucked in). 🫠🤔

🚬: " I can't wait for Pokopia!!!😍🥺🏳️‍🌈👠" Translation:

I've been mauled to death.

One year closer to dying. Birthday I guess. Presents welcome.

everyone go wish a very happy birthday to our favorite internet bottom who pretends he is a top @coachmonk.bsky.social !!!!

Im naming my Pombon Missile and I'm calling it now if you do it you're just a lame copycat stop obsessing over what I'm doing omg loser get a lifeeeeeEEEE.

Quote post yourself & your favorite's #Pokemon30 logo

Ah so: - silly choice - objectively best choice - the one for the f*gs.

Hold on a minute.

I can't believe Nintendo is letting me purchase a gba pokemon game for 20 bucks I'd never think to just download from the internet and put on my phone THANK YOU SM NINTENDO.

I actually liked McSteamy. 😩😩😩😩😩 RIP champ.

Cereal hater here lol. 🤪

I don't pay taxes.

Forever bound to girl friend escort duty when going out lol.

Sharing a bday with fat Pikachu wasn't on my bingo card.

I think i know enough of those. 🤪

My dick is small leave me alone.

Sorry, I can't turn off rhe RBF.

Everyone following that AI trend: son i am disappoint

Pat

They put an extra piece on my KFC order. They probably thought I liked chicken very much. So they put one (1) more free chicken.

Yo wtf all my mutuals getting invited to Grammys golden globes or whatever penis award is going on let me in I promise I wont eat all the food and take my Tupperware to go. (....or am I?)

Everybody was so shit to Michael Jackson and he was the only one who wasn't a pdf file I will never forget it. MJ 4 lyfe.

February is my bday month btw.

February is my bday month btw.

I need my hair to stop growing so fast. 😩

Some shady mezcal that had me going for a swim in the fucking ocean at 0430.

Damn double homicide.

Those gays obsessed with masculinity are high key annoying ngl. Will let anything slide if he's "manly enough". 🤡

Month end has me annoyed af so lame ass pump today. Will crush for tips. (jk) ((?))

Month end has me annoyed af so lame ass pump today. Will crush for tips. (jk) ((?))

Each time I go to a place with a bouncer I always end up befriending them for some reason. They'll just chat me up and vibe.

Using a GIF or vid, give everybody a sneak peek at your flirting technique!

Might as well get a lift in before I get thrown into the pit of millenial normie yuppiness later tonight so I dont feel urged to start a barfight.

Update: my wardrobe still consists of several copies of the same tank top. Not suitable for civilian interaction.

Update: my wardrobe still consists of several copies of the same tank top. Not suitable for civilian interaction.

Let's try this out but mustard should be the default free space option. I already know that.

Got invited to an event and I need to look like a human for Saturday. Slight panic.

Haircut soon?

I somehow lost every sunglasses casing I had and JUST the casings. now I store my shades inside a sock hidden in my backpack.

I am convinced there is a psyop going on targeting gay men, trying to "redpill" them and turning them more into conservativism. I've seen too many sketchy "influencers" beating the same topics over and over like "open relationship bad", "these perverted gays at pride that" or along those lines.

Retail therapy would cure me.

Fetus growing on my ear. Plus bonus selfie.

Fetus growing on my ear. Plus bonus selfie.

Looking pissed all the time is my passion. (I am autistic and gay) But also pissed.

I got an urge to play Space Channel 5.

Why is it that I sleep WORSE when I take melatonin? It feels like it tries to do its job but my body violently fights it and keeps me awake on purpose.