Why is it that I sleep WORSE when I take melatonin? It feels like it tries to do its job but my body violently fights it and keeps me awake on purpose.

Get you someone that looks at you like this lol.

First workout or whatever.

I love me too.

So things happened.

Already filled my minifridge, what else needs filling?

I just put a frig inside my closet and that means fucking monster drink on demand without leaving my room. 😍

I can't eat quick because my jaw is slightly off its hinge. I have a big scar under the beard and if I eat too quick I bite the inside of my cheek. Don't jump off moving vehicles kids. Or maybe do if you're in mortal danger.

Idk how I feel about these proportions.

When every gay and their mother gushes how good Heated Rivalry is pretty much guarantees I'm not gonna watch it ever. 😂

Naaaah fuck all gym pics today and tomorrow if I can't lift nobody should be able to. 😤😤😤

I didn't catch my barber before *mas and now my week is ruined. Only $1776 will make it feel better.

Oh this game was SO CAMPY I remember renting it all the time I loved it.

I don't AI my pics cuz I'm way cooler than that.

If you see this, post your favorite Final Fantasy character.

I don't do Christmas but if you wanna get me gear and wrap it nicely ill take it. 😂

Why are you horny.

get yourself a best friend that reads you to filth effortlessly like @coachmonk.bsky.social

We don't recognize holidays in this house.

Unflattering light and if I flex too hard the phone shakes so this is what you get today. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Who's next for inspection?

The virgin E33 hater incel with no bitches vs the Chad Goatpedition 33 enjoyer with a massive cock.

Who's next for inspection?

When ppl ask me if I have a type I'll just refer to this.

Quick pump. Don't ask me why they look like that.

Just 2?

I hate December. 🥰😍

We ain't shaming ppl that post AI content like its the pinnacle of entertainment enough imo.

Need to find someone to steal their lunch money from cuz eating this much is getting annoying lol. 😂

"I'm a spiritual person." "I'm vegan." "One Piece is my favorite anime." "I don't like animals." "I'm a Potterhead." "Wanna watch kpop demon hunters?" I haven't even started.

It's that time of the year where I see how gay your music tastes are and call you a f*g.

Yes yes everybody notices the BiG mUsClEs but not the perfectly curated track I chose that I feel identified with. I'm going to reincarnate into a twink and see if you notice my swollen arms less. HUMPH.

Anybody seeing a sudden surge of followers on IG? Each time I open that bitch there's follow requests? Tf is happening. Stop it.

No sangivin where im at but I'm thankful for being rad and cool thank you for attention to this matter.

Ok I do look like a bit of an ass.😂

I'll be blocking ANYBODY see following this page. I don't give two fucks if you have been mindlessly gooning and "accidentally followed" because I also hate stupid people. I'm giving you a chance to fix it, or gtfo.

Someone called me a malinois in pit bull body and im like. 🧍‍♂️

Idk if I can be friends with a Patagonia vest wearer.

Checking how much balance remaining I got on my face card.

It's giving caveman.

It's giving caveman.

Don't let nobody tell you tou can't solve your problems with dick.

SILLY CREATURE YOU CAN'T WIN AGAINST ME.

Reviving cuz relevant and she's a queen and always right.

Yo cheeto being a throat goat wasn't on my bingo card???? 🤢

Suddenly, I have lots of sons. I am only 35, boys. You kiddos need to calm down. Did you get stuck on the washing machine, sport? Let dad help you.

Happy vets day to my moots. 😘

Happy birfday to my Dawgs I'm fucking sick of you leave me alone. (jk❤️)

I go to the gym sometimes.

"You're so funny". Thank you I was sent to color by myself a lot in school and my favorite flavor of crayon was red.