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Sigh. Ok do I need to watch project Hail Mary?

Ok time to attempt to finish Octo 0 with currently 120+ hours in.

Call me Dad now.

I can't believe FFXIV is copying my beard style too.

FFXIV: we expedition 33 now. Parry if you wanna be able to raid.

Oh shit should I pick up again re:Zero?????

I may have EV trained my staring game too much I've been told I make ppl nervous. 😂

Tons of isr*eli scum in town lately. Is it time to start sum shit?

Waking up feeling like a crumpled piece of paper cuz you did T Rex arms all night, not cool.

Listen, I'm trying ok.

I may have zoomed in too much but it was already too late.

It happened again and I wish I was making this up. Some kinda tipsy unc came by to ask me about martial arts out of the blue as I was walking down a bit sketchy area. He came respectful so I followed his convo for a bit shook my hand went my way. He looked kinda weird but was glad I talked to him.

This is a horoscope I can get behind but the first F I will be providing instead. 😂 Any takers?

Someone told me I look like a Pokémon trainer on this fit and im hollering.

Power down. Evacuating. Send food. E X P E L L E D.

I've at least 3 random uncs on the street call me out and playfully tease me to have a scrap and then come up for a dab. I'm not mad at it.

What to even do on rest days? If you say rest I will punch the wall.

What's up with every fucking teen wearing youngla. Die.

KEFKA WHAT.

So are ya'll gonna drop your Champions teams or what? I need to see ideas if imma start playing.

Gimme your lunch money.

Waiting until the last possible minute to change your mind and cancel a service is scum behavior and deserves death.

I swear I wanna play Champions bit octo 0 has me on a grip. 90 hours in and still not done.

throne.com/coachmnk Just putting it out there since ya'll asking here and in "other apps".

If you see this, post a picture of you in glasses. Sunglasses will have to do, I'm sorry I have a perfect eyesight ok?????

Clean your mirror and also gay powers restored. Please clap.

Ill never forget the time I found a Bad Dragon lanyard in my old gym's dressing room. Things were better back then.

Teenager puppy is such a missile and I wish I could buy him more toys. He has like unlimited energy and now all my hand is mangled cuz he's like a little shark that loves to cuddle.

He wants your credit card numbers.

I am a dwarf and I'm digging a (your) hole.

Sundays are depressing but $5000 would make them less depressing ty. Then I will be able to afford having more than 30 fucking Pokémon in Champions.

I am a dwarf and I'm digging a (your) hole.

>culinary degree >makes protein mush for lunch Fuck yea

If I had RPG mechanics based on irl one of em would be [stats going up as HP goes down/stacks status effects] cuz holy shit.

Feed me hot pot.

Ngl i knew orange was bluffing with that tweet from the start.

Its a rest day and I've been paralyzed in bed for 3 hours and my body wants to either: - Consume enough sushi for a small family. - Pick fight with a Yeti. - [REDACTED] and match Genghis Khan's body count. Hyperactivity sucks.

Ya'll gonna act like cream of rise ain't baby food? It's literally baby food. Does the big boy want the big spoon for his big bowl? Yes? I bet you do.

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QTP 10/10 soundtrack. Easy.

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Full moon had me in a mood.

If you use AI for your April fools I'll assume you're unfunny or a boomer or both.

Some loser just added me to an AI hater list and I see theres an AI slur user list also and I wanna know which are those AI slurs because I'm interested in using them.

Help my steak is too juicy.

A whole pizza or 2 would heal me.

Chat my Uber driver came up riding this am I cooked? He says he's gotta deliver some tofu on the way.

My air fryer fucking dying is just what I needed now who's child do I have to sacrifice for Satan's favor.

ngl.link/coachmnk Bored so let's do a round. Keep it respectful or I'll murder you. Feel free to ask on replies or DMs if you feel it warrants it.