what if we kissed on the pretty freight machine

don't view this one from too close unless you want to be covered in fluids

Thirty-two years ago today, Myst was released. Happy Birthday, little guy! 🎂

🐻 important moments in webcomic history 🐻

‘This Is Like Something Out Of A David Lynch Film,’ Says Man Driving Car With Headlights On

dudes rock

Experimental post: The Inevitable March of Time From the moment of this post, Super Mario Bros. is now closer to World War II than it is to the present day.

RETVRN

apologies if this is how you find out

kitty cats be all like "meow"

Now bring back Difficult People and we've got a stew going!

If I have this right, SCOTUS ruled 6-3 to reinstate Kimmel?

🗓️ 📡 1 Day until Blippo+ The revolution in television crash-lands tomorrow on Steam and Nintendo Switch. Be ready! blippo.plus

starting the week right, blasting loads of hot jizz

*my wife, pleading* you can’t just call anything you don’t like AI *me, pointing at Bari Weiss* that’s AI

Jodie Foster: "Okay to go... okay to go.... okay to go..."

does he, you know, challenge gender norms with his choice to place his sitters in private, domestic spaces usually associated with women

just saw a cottage cheese commercial that shows two teens eating cottage cheese while gaming. it’s possible that i’m out of touch with today’s youth but i don’t know about that one

26 years ago today, the Philadelphia Inquirer (19 September 1999) was enthusiastic about the Magnetic Fields' wonderful album "69 Love Songs". #MagneticFields @themagfields.bsky.social

PUMPKIN PATCH IMPLIES THE EXISTENCE OF PUMPKIN GET, PUMPKIN POST, PUMPKIN PUT, AND PUMPKIN DELETE

I was waiting for a crosstown train in the london underground when it struck me

This may seem cute but if you do this too much the cyclists may become reliant on cars feeding them, disrupting the delicate roadway ecosystem

"If you want to learn more about autism, ride a train to a furry convention."

It's Jordan's birthday! 🎂🎊 A little collab where my pathetic son gets to smooch his boyfriend @vasarru.bsky.social did the sketch + lines I did the colors [ #art #oc #ocsky #collab ]

good morning

opted out of a friend's upcoming Vampire game so I can focus more on staring at this app and creating my own world of darkness. #selfcare

Neon Genesis Evangelion Episode 23 Tears Rei III

note to self:

it's fun to have fun

Opening any social media these days

:(

oh you like LLMs? Large Loco Motives

DRAGON QUEST Smash/Grow to the polls!

iOS26 and watchOS 26 are certainly good at eating up battery life

Hasn't aged one bit.

BE AWARE! - Check in with yourself! Know what is and isn’t yours! 🤓🧠🧳

Another 7Eleven moment

*lightsaber noises*

I simply *must* be the most fuckable person in line for the Star Wars Launch Bay: Meet Chewbacca at Disney's Hollywood Studios Animation Courtyard Experience™

BLITZER: Now we’re getting reports that one of the bullet casings was engraved with a message saying that if you are reading the casing, you are gay. We must warn our viewers we’re about to show the photo and don’t know at this time whether the engraving is what makes you gay or if it just tells you

Thrilled to introduce you for the very first time to... Saffron!!!

New Pangur Bán panel available now! It’s difficult to photograph both the light white cat and the deep dark books, so here are a few detail shots www.aknitomy.com/shop/p/pangu...

this Logan Square block got pedestrianized before the one in Lincoln Square

*slams laptop shut til i c u next tuesday*

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