Sometimes you're writing about Sonic and you want to find a high-quality gif of the title screen but you actually can't find one and so you build it from scratch only to realize that it's more complicated than you expected and then you're like "oh, maybe that's why nobody else did this." Whatever.

I've Been to Gayluth

And just like that the trip is over and we're headed back to Chicago. 🥲

Directness in headline copywriting, this morning in 1922, Minneapolis Tribune

Sketch for "hot Squidward" by Marcel Duchamp

The theme for this year's Duluth trip is sweat, beverages, nature, and outfit changes. #tgilakesuperior

Tipper Gore? I barely know her gore!!!

Land of 10,000 Twinks Named Lake

microdosing slack and gmail while on vacation to ensure I don't forget how to be anxious

beautiful 25 mile ride on the Munger Trail to Jay Cooke State Park and back today. my butt hurts. 😮‍💨🚴‍♂️

Mrs. Dalloway said she would take the loads herself

Can't shake a stick in the Midwest without a Chicago gay falling out! Been on a Twin Ports gay bar crawl this evening with dawetsnow, @daneydu.bsky.social, and @tomtomchi.bsky.social

headed ✈️ Superior gay bar I haven't been to since the Bush administration. hope they still have a waterfall.

Always down with the DTA! W/

if your post-industrial city is going to have streets full of closed storefronts downtown the least you can do is paint them fun colors

STFU About Chicago. We've got the Onion and Infowars.

Thankful to be on vacation so I can focus on my true love: having a migraine

Neat, they should do something like this in Chicago

THE ACKROOMS

gm

Been back in Duluth less than five hours and already ate at Burrito Union (no longer associated with the Brewhouse and has new AI slop logo 🤮 so no more good beer but food was still 👍), hiked Chester Creek, hit up Old World Meats for beef sticks, and went up the hill to Cub for Top the Tater ⛵️

Got out of the car in Daloot and felt the cool Lake Superior breeze and looked up and saw a seagull chasing a bald eagle #🇺🇸

so easy to ask "why did my brain do that" when it's not actively doing that

one must imagine icarus flappy

Korean Clacky Fan Twink Death

Can’t sleep? Simple methods that work: • study hurricane forecast • who hates me • what did i forget • relive supreme humiliation • win 12-yr-old argument • buried alive? could happen • what i did vs should have done • dead people i miss • what if i’m bad • why do i say stuff • what’s my fuckin deal

If you're not outraged, you should be

Nyan cat :3 ✨

Not gonna lie kitten the crushing weight of alienation and loneliness is getting to Mommy a little

Coroton the spherical pig is the mascot of Maebashi City.

Tap into the most powerful revenue stream you have. www.theonion.info

Why have intrusive thoughts when you can have another delicious iced coffee?

Last night a very drunk Buddy Christ asked who I was supposed to be and I'm trying to figure that out myself

Lee Pace is in the Practical Magic sequel?!??!?!?!!!??!! There will be no gay survivors.

Also before I go to bed I need you to know that I got sprayed in the mouth with Malört through this sign. #cvg2026

...they're right behind me, aren't they? #watchoutforsnakes #cvg2026

me all weekend #speedsuit

Thinkin' bout bots #mst3k #cvg2026

a few more days to go until you can finally spread your wings... 🦇

Excavator Pikachu is seated and ready to listen to women at the Heated Rivalry Rave (Ravelry) from 1–2am in Space Lounge at #CVG2026

A bunch of #CVG2026 party rooms are doing Malört as a challenge shot now which I have mixed emotions about. That's what you torture visitors to Chicago with, not what you drink when visiting elsewhere!!

double exposure trend:

Sibrel's paintings often mask identities through unusual cropping, obscured faces, and fragmented compositions. Rather than focusing on specific individuals, he invites viewers to project themselves into the scene and experience the emotions unfolding within it. #gay #lgbtq+ #art #nude #male #men

JUBI-LATION-FUCKING-LEE

pika pika #CVG2026