The virgin try-hard literary epigraph: Borges quote, followed by Kant quote, followed by Sabrina Carpenter quote The chad Pynchon epigraph:

Me when I’ve Gotta Have My Pops:

Toddling ambitiously towards my desires like a child towards an unsupervised firearm

Putting stories functionality on scruff…….. darksided behavior

Hajime Sorayama

Seeing her last night at market hotel was incredible because it’s like. Yeah I just want someone to play electropop at 155 BPM so loud my ears bleed

Major “WELL MAYBE” at the crunchy VHS store today

Kavalier and Clay at the Met last night ☺️❤️

Guess who ordered dice on Amazon and didn’t look at the size

Finding out that an insane poster who very very rarely shows face is really hot has tilted my entire universe

WIP

Last Mister Softee of the summer

God damn I love this Greet Death song and I will probably listen to it 4 million times this October

He tried to read an elementary economics text; it bored him past endurance, it was like listening to somebody interminably recounting a long and stupid dream.

🎤🐬

omg dude you are so father for this. you are totally serving cock right now

Hang on bro I think I hear my mom’s leitmotif

Discovering many things about myself in Gulf Shores, AL

Your faggy uncles on vacation ❤️

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Casting on a huge blanket before vacation week

Ever since I was a little boy I’ve dreamed of being hit by one of those Amazon delivery trucks that are legally (?) small enough to dive in the bike lane

everybody at the brunch buffet watching jealously as i use my specialized beak to open tough fruits and spiny nuts

Art by • Daniel Merriam

ask not for whom the girls gag, they gag for you

Flat soda? Just use a bigger cup

It’s my sleepover and I get to choose the music

Ascent of fascism giving me a panic attack so I’m gonna just stare at a picture of a cardboard goose until I feel better

Absolutely unreal how good this new Ninajirachi record is. Feel like I’m on crazy pills that it’s not the biggest thing in pop music right now lol

Daily bunny no.3079 is sworn to secrecy

In order to achieve the realism I wanted for my Lego Counterspell, I built a scale “card” out of real Lego. I then photographed it to use as reference for the painting.

“Help me write” popup in google docs going to make me buy a g*n

Why does she always out serve me god dammit

Spinning in Williamsburg on Thursday with the cutie @brobrobro.bsky.social, come say hiiii

Art by • Jesse Balmer

When I enter someone’s Brooklyn bathroom and see the obligatory “guy in a jockstrap” watercolor print, I wish they had hung it somewhere, anywhere else. So this tracks

..... from my boy friend!!

I hate when you start reading a book and it’s all just the writer’s barely disguised fetishes, lifelong preoccupations, unspeakable fears, dearest wishes, personal inspirations, culture, subculture, and every one of their lived experiences 🙄

Saw this preview last week and this mumbly smiley bear had me [redacted] at the IFC

I live in Tokyo-3 and have evacuated 8 times in the last month for giant monster attacks and even when I get to live at home all the fixtures ooze blood. Wouldn’t trade it for the world, Tokyo-3 baby lets go evas

Still laughing about Tanner falling asleep and SNORING during Laura Dern’s death scene in Inland Empire at IFC last night

my gut instinct is to make fun of Timothy Oyphant’s look in Alien Earth but lowkey this is gonna be me at 60 when I finally undergo a complete mental break, move into a cabin in Ptown, sell stained glass antiques and never wear shoes again

Remembering when sober husband and I got home from gay bar and kbbq night last week and he made me watch him do turnstile karaoke on YouTube before I could start a movie

75% of the time when I say “I want to hold it” this is what I mean