nail me - jesus christmas

bro u not dealing w no baby or kid im an adlut

santa told me last night he put one vienna sausage on a tiny bun like a hot dog an thats all he feed each elf every day he say they love it they go crazy for them he has to watch his fingers when he feed them

sprayig christmas cheer rubbing christmas cheer in people hair water dont dilute it we will never be clean again

u do u whatever its fine - jesus christmas

so uhhh u got them chrismas hams orrrrrrr

santa sled pull by 40 to 50 feral hog irradiated glowig red instead of reindeer bcause of climate change

most of who like my poasts is cats

remember tomorow all the important lessons gave us by jesus christmas

Ho ho hold me bro

2026 new food pyramid is whiskey an chismas cookies

when cop ask for my id i hand over this laminated label

my goal is to be nacho billionaire

im putting u all down as refernces on my first job aplication ever

i miss dressing up as santa in prison an crummin down everyone chimney

i like that chrismas ablum elvis challenged himself to record whole thing with a hot dog in each cheek

telling cop when u think about it stealing this car was self care

relax nothing set in stone except these comandments i set in stone for u to follow

evrybody kno a turkey an some missile toes

blessed 2025 i welcomed my 2 newest kids fandango and amazon prime

Use the link in my bio to donate hot dogs directly to children with small hands. Please retweet for visibility. I have a new charity that basically okay what it is is that it donates hot dogs directly to children with small hands. No one else touches them first they go directly to these kids.

gas station attendant call.all the expire hot dogs grinch dogs

makingwa list an checking it twice decide who naughty or nice uhhh i do this year round

piss is almos sold out at the stores

playboy seem like yr state of affairs is sad

they plundering u in pirate chat rn

im like a pirate if my couch was pirate ship an the booty was yr booty

all my bros swashbucklin on the open seas

they tellig me we have to eat fruit on this pirate ship so we dont get curvy

hey gurl share som of that covid w me

hey mind if i stare at u while i lick eggnog off my mustache

singing songs about u in teh shower

hey gurl dont crossthread it

hey gurl lemme in that chapel purse

sleep spins me like a drill bit between my sheets and assaults my mind with scenarios like “how would you create a statue of a man with angelic elbows”

unhand me bro now hand me again okay now do that realy fast for a little while

throwing angelic elbows in the pit

hope all my bros cozy an warm an nothing eat them

u never hear about muff the magic dragon lived by the sea an frolick in grape vape mist in a land call new jersey

it saturdy we aint on the back tier no we on the frontier

say player that quite a big muff u have

im lootin yr dumpling

pizzamid scheme

juts made 11.2 mill off my angelic elbows on onlyfans an pope said he see no problem w it

hot dog dont play this kind of bullshit game the reward is the hot dog

teq has a way of tellimn it like it is

get thee behin my angelic elbows satan

in prison i was known for my angelic elbows an godlike ass

hey gurl it my turn to look into the accursed mirror

Bro still has the capacity to surprise and delight