they winding up wet towels for yr ass in butt chat rn

always gettinh into cop cars thibkinh it my uber

followig cop a round tonite telling him about my powers

lookig like a butt kind of nite

the wastelands champion sits atop a pile of fresh corpses, drowned in the scent of viscera. chest heaving with the exertion of slaughter, quickened by raw anticipation of enjoying her prize; the last hotdog on earth. she lif- a seagull swoops past, snatching it from her grasp. 'ok' she thinks, 'ok'.

im getting holier

domt remember which jesus son of god and which one my plug so texting them both

texting jesus now to say domt be mad bro but i be late to vhurch tomorrow u can start without me

If you must get addicted to something try to get addicted to something they sell at the gas station or your life is going to be a pain in the ass

outside watchig all my bros chittering and jumpimg form branch to branch in the trees

gmgm they telling me it saturday mormig

i like some people faces

what happems when u only eat m&m cookies for 3 days is u become very powerfl

nachos crumming

crum

they rollin u in hot dog chat rn

hell yeahg Guppman, the clues were always there...

takigwa lil shot of mustard at the gas station to wake me up rn

hell yeah it friday that mean the wenbesday dogs at the gas station free

im goig to sleep u all welcome join me

cop sprayimg me w they spicy perfume taste like pepper and feel like fire on my eyes

so uhhhh u got them hams ?

It’s the same formulation as Diet, but we’re calling it Dr. Pepper Silhouette

cop pullimg u over just how they flirt

cop get annoyed when put cuffs on u and u try hold hands w them

all the shrinps in the sea are people who crossed me when my shrimp ray was workig

get in the transmogrifier bro im try mix u up w some things

be gemtle w my portals bro

A hot dog with baked beans on top

doct or sayig perservatims in these hot dogs make me live forever

hate to break it to u playboi but im kind of impervious to harm

no gods. no kings. just dog. hot.

having a dr. pepper. tonight its really peppery

they call it Dr. Pepper cuz it makes you feel good

/* lurid drawing of a hotdog man being roasted on a spit by snails */

never made it as a slump god i couldnt cut it as a playboi streaming

tellig my boss i dont take instructiom well because im kind of a samurai cowboy pirate

hey gurl woulb u like to take my hand in marriage ?

they pulling out the jewelers loupe on u in shimmering facet chat rn

u want see hilarious face reac next cop u see say what are u looking at clown

found a haunted magic 8 ball that tells me yes i should kill myself no matter how i phrase the question

were all just out here riding the hot dog super highway

you could do a lot with 10-20 loyal gorillas

they let me poast on my lumpch break if i keep assembling iphones w my feet

they callig me lil scamp and lil rascal they calling exterminator about me

my poast got layers like a 7 layr burrito from taco bel

dcotor telling me taco bell good for my soul but nothig else