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sexing the city

please fill my holes!!!

like bubbles, i am automatic

Frog and toad patrol is officially active. Time to lock in

please hold

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rare romano

always so honored to be followed by such greats, thank yall so much for followin me, ur all sofunny and/or talented/cool

lifehack: befriend gupp

anyone wanna come run me over w/a zamboni

Walk in the city

(before the proverb was invented) I wish I knew what to do with all these goddamn lemons

Emergency exits are a comforting sign that you're nearing the end of an emergency

(calling my lawyer) is horny jail real

Lovely walk after the snow

i want a short horror game called "grandma's house" where it's the house settling, the radiator clicking on, the grandfather clock doing that weird not-chime that's just loud enough to shake you from your sleep while you're just trying to spend a weekend with your grandma 🥲

Pro wrestling legend Andre Vagina

my brain feels wird

i doubt it

hhhhhh

inspired by true events

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Problematic Body

this is a gupp-friendly household we ridin &&dyin for the love of the gupp

haters tryna douse my flaming sword

nice try asshole, I've already depicted you and I as being lifelong friends. Look this is us holding hands

i think maybe it time for us to mutate bro

also like an xman who huff gas an kno how to have a good time

im like an x man who power is controlling erogenous zone

u can enjoy my poasts without even knowign how to read its all about the vibes

askig cop if he would like to walk away from it all an be my tradwife

computer play me lo fi gupp posts to chill or study to

we suckle that teat when we come to it

i might not have a costume ready in time for piss halloween :(

what is the best coldplay song about piss beside the main one

i smiggedy smoked all the weed up

u dont understand my crew move microbrial

i bet dr frankenstein made sure to get a corpse wiener just a lil smaller than his own so he can always feel superior to the monster

my hair is officially long enough again to be annoying and hit random stuff when not tied back again smh

mike wilbur