Teach a man to fish, he’ll eat for a lifetime Teach a fish to man, can he ball? We’ve got a game this afternoon, can he hit threes? This fish is going to take us to the championship

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The boys (icicles) are back in town (my eaves)

life lessons

How could you not be impressed by a bird in your yard? This dude can fly anywhere and it came here to hang out with you

These weren’t all huge hits, but here are my favorite mushrooms of 2025

When negotiating, you never want your opponent to know how smart you are, which is why whenever I negotiate my salary I make sure my boss sees me get hit in the head with a big wooden mallet immediately before the meeting starts

Don’t count up all your chairs unless you want to go “whoa that’s more chairs than I thought”

Update: my in laws are trying to give us two more chairs

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There should be a job where you are a tiny 3 inch tall naked man in the forest who drinks dewdrops off leaves

just had to chase a grinch off my lawn in fucking january. it was picking pinecones off my tree to eat. that's not a christmas decoration, dumbass. you're eating a normal january tree

fraggle rock implies the existence of fraggle jazz and fraggle rap

Grandma: I’m hosting Thanksgiving do you want to come over and fix my whole house

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ZIPPER INVENTOR: it's like two saws that mesh together PANTS DESIGNER: perfect! Let's put it right here next to the penis

This is it

One of the world's most majestic granite spires, Mount Cerro Torre in Patagonia, Argentina, is clothed in intense alpen glow, its reflection broken by thin ice which formed during the cold, windless night. #photography #nature #bluesky #landscape #mountains #landscapephotography #naturephotography

I worked in forestry for a day until I yelled TIMBERRRR real hard and realized that’s all I actually wanted

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Birds have significantly better eyesight than us which is why I get nice and sexy to go birdwatching

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“Are the arts important?” Humanity practiced them long before they had use for science and will practice them long after math is gone. Is the dawn important? Is dusk?

30 minutes till daybreak

Every day, I wake up, take a shower, have a cup of coffee, clean my feathers, climb to the top of my black spruce, and sing my song that tells everyone whose spruce this is

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Wife: you better not have found the peace of wild things again. Have you been in the woods? Me, serenely chewing on a stick: no

Finished is better than terrible #oldknees

It snowed

I bet it really surprised everybody when the first dog started barking

A broken clock is not right twice a day, it’s dead

Just finished a lemonade factory tour and next we’re going around the corner to a fudge place

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Shout out to mushrooms for being so weird

Coo coo

These screwdrivers got me wondering who is Phillip and what happened to his head

Touching grass is not enough I need die of hypothermia after my clumsy bone-cold fingers drop my last match in the snow

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My mom’s getting older. I visited her the other day and she had swallowed a fly and moved into a giant shoe

Friends don’t let friends walk by a mushroom without saying “hey look a mushroom”

pigeon

Strange that my stomach is so chill with ginger because my mouth thinks it’s the craziest thing it’s ever tasted

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Clouds were already pretty unbelievable the way they’d float in the sky and drop water on the ground but god really went hard when he added the electricity shooting feature

If I were a little creature I would scurry into my burrow at the smallest sign of danger. What was that?? Hehehe missed me I’m in my burrow now

transformation

got glasses that are more accurate to the glasses i draw myself with. that’s how much i care about the Reader.

I’m looking for a good doctor to help me balance my humors. NO QUACKS! Bonus if they’re also a horse doctor