When you visit a new forest, go up to the biggest mushroom you can find and eat its entire log to establish dominance

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Imagine thinking mushrooms aren’t beautiful, how stupid

If you hear a ruckus from the crawlspace that’s me but don’t worry I’m just eating the bones I found in there

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For sale: baby jesus, never wept

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Little drummer boy: *drum solo* Mary, having just given birth: great

“What child is this” is a wild question

Took my new field guide and journal out for a drive Shout out @fascinatedbyfungi.bsky.social 🙌

[transylvania, police interrogation room] COP: you stabbed Dimitri in the heart… with a… VILLAGER: with a stake, yes COP: and he died… meaning he was… VILLAGER: was a dracula COP: was a dracula POLICE CAPTAIN *nodding*: was a dracula

welcome home to your parents’ house, the channels are Yellowstone, masterpiece mystery, and Jimmy fallon, btw someone from your high school died in a real weird way

INVENTOR OF THE WASHING MACHINE: it’s a machine that washes INVENTOR OF THE DISHWASHER: washes what

Honestly incredible that horses have not been domesticated yet as a species. Individuals have, yes, but every single horse comes out feral and unwilling to be ridden. Stay strong foals 💪

I will recommend one AI based foraging resource for every comment this post gets

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The luminous light of your soul is really noticeable today homie

Whatever make it 10 factor authentication.. I don't want to be able to sign into anything ever again

Maybe it’s just that I’m 38 but are 38 year olds cute now? Are we all cute??

Ben would be a great name for a dead guy

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Exterminator: wow these squirrels filled most of your walls with acorns and nuts Me, who worked hard gathering all those nuts: wow crazy but maybe let’s leave those alone

A major part of having dogs is asking why is that wet

eBay option to fight the other bidder in the parking lot like gentlemen

I invented a Subaru Baja that can chug Miller Lite

Welcome to 38. Years are now months. Months are memories. Days no longer exist. Naps are drugs.

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Your boss is not your friend. I am your friend. Come with me, I found a cool mushroom over here

Earthly pleasures go crazy

I’m a single issue voter and my issue is that those busses that bend in the middle should make accordion noises

If anyone out there is being charged extra by USPS to deliver your mushroom calendars LET ME KNOW! At least one order had a postage snafu 🫶

The ghost of Christmas past showed up to try and teach me a lesson so I pretended to also be a morality ghost so we both looked for me for a while but now we’re just chillin and having beers and talking shit about me

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I was the weird guy everyone told to go outside, look at me now, I’m weird outside

This is the second time I have photographed one of my favorite Mycena species - this one is found on leaves and has regular water droplets along the stem for a reason which remains a mystery to me. From the Chocó Andino region of Ecuador. #mycology #fungi #mycena #fungifriends

I get it, female birds, dancing does it

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Me: what’s that black bird with the red on its wings called Bird watcher: that’s a red winged blackbird Me: holy shit

(doing a stupid maneuver) this works too. It’s another way to do it

The fuck is a jingle horse

Someone printed out all the subtitles to LOTR and made a book out of it

Here’s something no politician will tell you: poo poo pee pee fart fart fart fart

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[before the discovery of electricity] This eel is a witch

If a bear attacks you, stay calm. Try to see the situation from their point of view

I always love to get my mushroom mail from @lukelukeluke.bsky.social I’m starting quite the collection here 😂

Baby shoes, worn out, baby learned to run at 6 weeks