Here are some nice mushrooms

Cowboy: *puts blanket on horse* Horse: hey thanks Cowboy: *places saddle on blanket* Horse: oh

Standing over the sink at 1 a.m. casting Summon Morsel again and again.

I don't mind sentry duty. I was going to stand in one place and watch for danger anyways

Say what you want about beetles but those sumbitches can scuttle

Cows are such con artists. Your food is grass, which makes you poop, which grows more grass, which you then eat? That’s a scam

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Here are some nice mushrooms

Practicing self care by lying on the forest floor until the roots of the trees and mushrooms pierce my body and accept me into their nutrient web

(on a date with a guy who might be a termite) date: i’ll have the house salad

“Can you explain this gap on your resume?” Yes I was being a merry fellow

Designer: hey I’m done designing your pews Priest *sitting*: have you sat on this Designer: no Priest: this is terrible Designer: oh damn Priest: I think my spine is bruising Designer: oh shit I’ll fix it Priest: no we’ll take 10000

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You’re telling me Tom bombed this dill?

If you’re not joking around with me you’re joking around against me

Mushrooms! Pets! Portraits! I do it all!

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My therapist told me to be vulnerable with my friends so I let them watch me put on a fitted sheet

Beep beep!

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Me, stuck in a traffic jam while going to the woods: “oh boy I hope all these people aren’t going to the woods”

dear god make me a moth I want to be invisible among dead leaves

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My mid life crisis is going to be digging hole to live in. But not a nasty, dirty, wet hole filled with the ends of worms, but a hobbit hole, and that means comfort

One of the cool things about being a mushroom perv is that you end up having several favorite logs

Here are some nice mushrooms

Shout out to Abel, world record holder for being dead the longest

love seeing bees with the gigantic balls of pollen on their legs. you are absolutely crushing it. the queen will be so proud of you

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You’re on thick ice, mister, you’re ok, everybody’s ok

Unfortunately for my haters I have gone to the woods

Here are some nice mushrooms

The creatures in my pit pooled their brainpower and did a pretty good job answering my riddles three. I'm not letting them out of the pit though.

Kicking a hole through the mud wall of my neighbor's hovel to share the news that the Baron has announced a day of rest next week.

You’re either with me or against me or possibly we haven’t met yet hi I have 10000 mushroom photos on my phone

Fool me once shame on you. Why did you fool me? Why would you do that? I am a perfect baby and do not deserve this. Fool me? Shame on you!

joke's on you I DID 'go cry about it' and compassion has made me more powerful

When the end is nigh: fffuuuuuucc... When yet hope remains: Yoooooooo

One thing about me is that if a hike is 30 minutes, but there’s mushrooms and nature, it’s taking 2 hours minimum

We had a GREAT time at the Great Lakes Forager’s Gathering eating lots of wild food and seeing lots of old friends this past weekend and even had a chance to chat a little with @chaoticforager.bsky.social to boot! Delightful!

Here are some nice mushrooms

Accidentally ordered a “peat lover’s” pizza instead of meat lover’s and the delivery guy just gave me moss

Did Counting Crows ever give us a total number of crows