*Jurassic Park theme music*

Interesting information environment these miserable nazi dipshits created for themselves. Like, literally any video of himself trump sees could be spliced with an AI slop interlude of him saying absolutely wild shit and there's a good chance he'll repost it without even noticing.

whomst among us hasn't looked at a pope and thought, hmpf, weak on nuclear weapons

Spent the week sleeping in the loft above a barn and have been startled awake frequently by a horse or cow causing a big ruckus below me. So dreams can come true.

I bet getting its hatch popped feels good for the capsule.

I'm moonscrolling

Sincerely… NASA couldn’t have chosen a better team of people for this mission. They have been a bright light in the shadowy time here. It’s been a joy to watch. #nasa #artemisii

I have a new friend

I work with a connected group (of mainly moms) who are fighting to counteract the toxic influence of Moms For Liberty and their dark money backing The effort in Florida is so great, they’re forming county by county subgroups! There are more of us than there are of them!

“Copy Moon joy” #Artemis

Israel has dramatically escalated its attacks on Lebanon in what looks like a deliberate attempt to undermine the ceasefire. www.aljazeera.com/news/liveblo...

Tell me more. I'm not being sarcastic. Americans are pushed messages, perhaps myths, about other nations. That they can safely protest due to an assurance that they will not be tear gassed or shot. That they will receive justice when demanded. That they are free people not hated by their government.

I am so glad to hear the comments on this thread and am also devastated by them. I hate that there is suffering elsewhere but it shows that we are more alike than we knew and should care for each other.

the levels of elite impunity we are seeing now and the levels of war crimes we are seeing now are two aspects of the same path of historical development. right now they see war as our problem (and their investment opportunity). it is world historically important that we make war their problem again

everything we are seeing now is the consequence of having a political environment in which indifference to the deaths and suffering of other people - even by the state whose supposed responsibility is to safeguard their welfare - is a superpower rather than a political liability

yeah man i'll circle back to you on that agenda item from yesterday's all hands in just a sec. our pedophile king just threatened to destroy a whole civilization

Completely unstable and perilous. The House must bring up impeachment articles, and the Senate needs to remove a president who wants to commit war crimes. We cannot sit idly by as Donald Trump threatens to end an entire civilization.

Could an empire in decline do THIS? *launches deeply unpopular invasion cementing status as lunatic-led pariah state, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do*

Imagine voting for this because there were too many black women in Star Wars for your comfort.

Ryan Coogler produced Animorphs show. Crying in the club right now. I won.

keep honking im unfurling my proboscis

Gang, there's 48 hours or so left to get The Onion in your real-life mailbox while it's extremely on sale. $75 for the year. You're going to want to do this while it's mad cheap this week. Trust me, you won't regret it. membership.theonion.com

Holy shit these two photos from Artemis II that were shared just a bit ago.

More context on this #Artemis II image: * This is the night side, lit by moonlight. You can see city lights in Spain & Portugal, & a sliver of day at lower right * The Sun is entirely behind Earth, which makes it a kind of solar eclipse, but w/ Earth doing the eclipsing instead of the Moon: ☀️🌍🚀🌕

Errors present in 45% of AI generated reports of news stories 🧪 www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/...

True story: James Madison’s final public act was to warn the 1829 Virginia convention that if they allowed white men who didn’t own property to vote, that they’d all vote to tax rich slaveholders until they were forced to free the people they enslaved. Just in case you thought any of this was new.

they should make a type of logging off that is equivalent to slamming down an old phone handset after hanging up on someone

Made a visual aid about mycorrhizal networks I call it Michelangelorrhizal Network, sorry

every one of these guys would be the hugest loser you've ever met if there wasn't a massive makework program for men willing to act on their most sadistic impulses in this country

moby-dick, his eyes enormous: from hell's heart you STAB at moby? for hate's sake you spit your last BREATH at moby? oh! oh! the great shroud of the sea for ahab! the great shroud of the sea rolling on as it rolled five thousand years ago!!!!

“Dear Class of 2026, things are probably so different in the future, pretty cool to think about! We couldn’t decide what to put in here so we just laid a bunch of eggs, hope you like them xoxo”

yeah we know

(Making you a sandwich) Would you like it cloven in twain?

An important life skill they should teach in schools is being able to stop doubling down. To learn what it feel like to think and then say "woah yeah you're right, what I said was fucked up"

The Supreme Court did not strike down conversion therapy bans today. Not nationwide. Not in Colorado. Not anywhere. Here's what actually happened in Chiles v. Salazar—and why the coverage you're seeing serves the conservative legal movement more than it serves you.

Our children are not our possessions, and neither are anyone else’s. They belong to themselves, and being themselves is their responsibility and their right. I’ll say it again. Our children are not our possessions, and neither are anyone else’s.

Rebranding my exoskeleton as Total Body Crust

Two young boys were locked up inside ICE's notorious detention center in Texas. Then Ms. Rachel shared their stories.

i wish the double-tap part would get more attention, because the admin will split hairs over whether the initial strike on the school (if they didn’t know it was a school) could constitute a war crime, but that second strike 40 minutes later — to kill medics and rescue personnel — is indisputably so

[first cowboy ever] Haha yaaaaay!

"Mr. Buria [Hegseth's chief of staff] told Mr. Driscoll [Secretary of the Army] that President Trump would not want to stand next to a Black female officer at military events, the officials said." www.nytimes.com/2026/03/27/u...

Iran's hackers were like at last, we busted into the important work being conducted on the American FBI director's phone. Let's see what we got here. Ok it's Kash posted up with some cars & flexing his fine cigars. Um what actual business is the FBI director conducting?

me: I need to get offline and try to accomplish something today. Or maybe not because everything might be over. Of course, that kind of defeatist thinking is exactly the point of flood the zone strategy my cat: If you want I can break into the kitchen cabinet and sit in the main saucepan for awhile

Might be the greatest opening paragraph of anything ever.

Of course no one from *checks notes* Sudan or Afghanistan could be in genuine danger.

What did Django get in trouble for today?