The white supremacist conceit that everyone in antiquity was living under some kind of global jim crow segregation is just complete bullshit news.harvard.edu/gazette/stor...

Shhh let them cook

I bit my dentist today. Wasn't even getting a checkup at the time, I just saw him at the supermarket

Is there a Goodreads type app for games? I’d like to keep my wishlists and progress and currently playing info all in one place on mobile and I would love a recommendation!

Scrolling through some photos ... this bullfrog made me laugh - toes!!

Have the people who believe they're going to be raptured given all their money and possessions to people in need yet?

dungeonesque crab. dungeoness crab. dungeonest. dungeonist. something to do with dungeon rather than whatever boring thing it's actually named after.

A lady on tiktok said that when you’re getting raptured she doesn’t recommend trying to hold on to anything and I initially thought she meant metaphorically, holding onto earthly desires or whatever, but she meant like don’t grab the couch to keep you from floating up through the ceiling. Amazing.

Nothing says “land of the free” like armed agents of the state saying “show me your papers if you want your daughter back” bsky.app/profile/nbcb...

I keep seeing pictures of that guy wheeling his cross around at the memorial and like… he probably paid someone else to do it for him, but IMAGINE getting down on your knees before the cross, the holy symbol of the terrible suffering of your lord and savior, and starting up your little power drill.

earth: I’m dying humans: I’m sorry you feel that way

date: can you take off your work gloves Jim Henson: they have names

me: I’m cold, can I wear your hoodie? grim reaper: no.

If an animal kills me in the wild, please take its picture with my body

computer. tell bedtime story. 13th century pikemen. no romance

America is the greatest country in the world. At what, you ask? You're under arrest

answering a call from an unknown number during job interview and allowing myself to be scammed

[pinhead comes for me in the year twenty twenty five] pinhead: we have such sights to show you me: pinhead i do not have time for this right now; can you not see that we are having a governmental crisis pinhead: (clears throat) actually i'm from the government

(frowning) i unfortunately need to eat a few little pickles about this

i basically just want to hold the paws of every animal

(painting a screed on my car with my bare hands) this shit is going to look so convincing

The 𝕭𝖔𝖌𝖑𝖊 𝕾𝖆𝖚𝖈𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖌 🥘

Nothing embodies the "Live Más" ethos like a big slice of "fuck tomorrow" pie.

They should invent a food that you don’t have to freakin rinse off

Things are hard and bad so I went to the shelter with the intention of adopting one single kitten, for joy reasons.

This is what it looks like when ICE violates our First Amendment rights.

*more indignant than I’ve ever been in my life* I eat cicada shells because I don’t want them to go to WASTE if that’s okay with you???

What we're seeing in the "don't sign up for protests" discourse is what Paulo Freire described as the convert's failure to trust the knowledge of the oppressed. As the convert tries to stand in solidarity with the oppressed, they refuse to let go of a world where they were the authority by default.

I get my contact lenses from Walgreens and in July they were $35 a box but today they are $57 a box are we tired of winning yet

welcome to the tonight show! i’m your host joe rogan (applause) president trump went golfing this week looking more healthy than ever (laughter) trump says he set a new course record (more laughter, rogan starts sweating) please… (sniper red dot appears on his forehead)

This is the biggest attack on free speech since the McCarthy era but it also has significantly less popular consensus behind it than the second Red Scare. It's being done on behalf of a minority faction led by the most unpopular president in modern history. Organizing against this can win.

If I win the powerball I'm gonna buy a supreme court judge

Btw very important to say that the FCC has not at all said what Kimmel said that was so objectionable! This is classic chilling effect - there are no rules so everyone stops talking www.theverge.com/news/780471/...

The thing about AI is that it's trying to solve a problem it's created. If we still had decent search, it would just find a high quality source for a recipe and read ingredients and directions to you. We don't have high quality sources anymore, because everyday more of the net is an SEO'd slopfarm.

This pork loin sandwich is clearly a creature in disguise

me *driving past the apocalypse*: Horses

Trans people are people. What they do with their very own bodies ain't nobody's business but their own. Trans rights are human rights. Full stop.

This article being paywalled but hateful rhetoric being freely distributed is one of the reasons why the internet is such a monstrous experience now.

The hubris it takes for Elon to lecture the pope about religion.

I am once again saying that the healthiest thing we can do for the internet is to get as many people as possible running their own websites. That especially includes very simple websites.

every headline today: "Man Who Could Absolutely Get It Dies at 89"

Guys thank you for allowing me to fly you to my private island. Have fun but please respect my boundaries vis a vis minors trafficking. That’s just for me, sorry. Help yourself to ANYTHING in the fridge tho

His brand of it is particularly garish but all authoritarianism is basically government by spoiled child. No capacity for or interest in any principles. People who are nice to me get treats, people who are mean to me get abuse. I get what I want or I cry and thrash. Embarrassing

In the '80s and '90s, CJ Cherryh questioned and critiqued our assumptions about how gender is expressed and understood, creating science fiction narratives that reflect trans identity and experience. It's time for a retrospective. reactormag.com/exploring-ge...

Every week or so across the last decade, I think about this shattering @alexanderchee.bsky.social essay on his catering work for the Buckleys.

In which Bill Kristol makes a more fervent statement in support of trans people than Gavin Newsom

shoutout to tumblr user kleinergeist for this post which is going straight into my powerpoint for Grendel day in my monster class this week

we are long past people in power needing to substantiate their claims with any kind of evidence. they can say whatever fits their narrative and half the population will eat it up because it relieves them of any kind of responsibility and puts blame on The Others