Time to choke down another beautiful day

With two kittens in the house I have astonished myself over the past month at how often i have said “growing strong and healthy minmo”

I might practice santa ria ! And i got no Cristobal !

Remember when one of the freaks on the bisky app team was like "you guys think you hate vibe coding? it might shock you to learn this place is vibe coded too!" Anyway here are some trending posts certified to be about Gavin Newsom

John wick voice Yeah.. I'm thinking I'm lovely

Having seen a bunch of these now, the funniest thing about them to me is that none of them are the typical "they disrespected my family... they didnt know i was special forces" type bullshit. It's ALWAYS like "I have defeated my evil son"

Hokum movie boring as hell sorry

Rocketing to the top of the Bsky Lib Leaderboard by being the first to call donald trump “Emperor Palp-A-Teen”

Picture this: a big fat cat named Pattypan

I will not talk about the fake ai actress. I will not propel the discourse about her fake movie one inch further. I will instead implore you all once again to watch Welcome Back. Mr. McDonald, a delightful and extremely funny movie about the importance of making art even if you think you suck at it.

Hot Suspects In Your Area

Found a place online where, near as I can tell, the world’s strangest children gather to compare which TV production cards scare them and why

Heard a guy in the grocery store parking lot the other day talking about trying to get into a medical trial for some quick cash and then saying “I gotta move in silence though. Like a, like a quiet dog.”

No boss I’m not gonna make it in today. Yeah the whole plot of The Long Good Friday just happened to me. Yeah I’m in back of a car right now going 😠😥😟

I urgently need to get Crab Man’s attention but I don’t know how

I know the email address says donotreply but you’re still supposed to say “thank you”

She’s a Betty Davis size !

Italian magician grumbling to himself when you tell him that’s not your card

They should make hair of the dog that wronged you in ways besides biting you. Hair of the dog that took a shit in your car

The Museum of This

Ctrl+S? Buddy, I don't care where you are. That's Save

Yall ever screeve? or go cheap-jack? Or fake the broads? or fig a nag? Or thimble-rig? or knap a yack? Or pitch a snide? or smash a rag?

When life gives u tape.. make tapenade

Just got certified as Practitioner of the Rueful Arts

Get clownt idiot

French cyclist named Chére des Rhodes

I don’t have avocado toast often, but whenever I do I’m like “I see why so many millennials lost their homes over this”

“Hearts will play, tippy tippy tay, tippy tippy tay” has got to be the most “i’ll figure this part out later”-ass lyric of all time. That shit is NOT amore to me.

Which nobel prize has the least competition? I got some shelf space that needs filling

Fucking none of you told me there was a new Emperor X record today??

Four far, two long

i’ve never been so disrespected in all my life

You basically never see a jolly swagman camped by a billabong anymore

Last week I saw a guy out for a run in just a speedo. I don't even know if he was wearing shoes

I'm just glad every other person on here is as obsessed with my cats as i am

CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER

Muting "Lorenz" forever. Willing to take the risk of missing out on discourse about someone named Lorenz who's actually really cool

Willy Wonka and the Chuckle Fuckery

Everyone, this is Possum and Badger. They live with me now

(walking into record shop) Y’all got any Hooberstank?

Excuse me. My eyes are over here

$100 is one of the classic amounts

Found a truly @baybayfriend.bsky.social coded souvenir VHS tape at the antique mall

Went to an art museum that had ai shit in it. Hell

The warden asks what final song I’d like to hear before they pull the switch. Strapped into the chair, I shut my eyes and whisper “Michael Bublé’s ‘Santa Buddy.” Everyone groans. The governor motions to just kill me

Millennial modding their breathalyzer car starter with n64 controller atomic purple plastic

Let me be car

Lim and all spaces

(Pointing at phone, both arms fully extended) That's the greene fiddler