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since bluesky doesnāt have a drafts folder iām just going to write my drafts under this post. nobody look, these arenāt finished yet
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so funny seeing celebrities at the world cup as a status thing. like you know jar jar binks doesnāt watch soccer
about 12 hours ago
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me at the aquarium when i see a blue tang
3 days ago
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did he step or š«„
3 days ago
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sorry i havenāt been posting much lately (or youāre welcome). Persimmon has stolen my free time and my heart
4 days ago
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treating my heartburn with a moderate hot dog
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7 days ago
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i could get behind ādone truckingā serving an expression for dead. doctor: iām sorry, your wife is done trucking š
7 days ago
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you canāt just buy potting soil for one pot you have to buy enough to feed an earthworm the size of a german shepherd
8 days ago
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he did it. he finally drained the swamp
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8 days ago
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happy fatherās day to these guys
9 days ago
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wars should be fought like soccer where everyone switches sides halfway through
10 days ago
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why stop at algae in the reflecting pool? give the ballroom black mold, the oval office ringworm, the washington monument herpes
10 days ago
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what if your child is at least 60 lbs
10 days ago
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~10 mya fossilized whale bone i found on the beach this week
10 days ago
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world cups havenāt introduced any noisemakers since the south african vu vu zela. america should do like car horns or the diminishing drone of a dying democracy
10 days ago
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soccer would get more done if teams just reached across the aisle and worked towards the same goal
12 days ago
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how do i unsubscribe from the Transylvania dating feed
12 days ago
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this feels like less of a joke now
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12 days ago
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add a skeleton here at some point
14 days ago
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immediate purchase
14 days ago
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the real coup were the friends we made along the way
14 days ago
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one last night in roku city
15 days ago
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happy st patrickās day america
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15 days ago
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the details of the iran deal are a secret because heās giving them our nuclear codes
15 days ago
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you and your work bestie showing up to the meeting after talking shit about the company over lunch margaritas
16 days ago
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this is like trying to start rumors in high school about someone who graduated a decade ago
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16 days ago
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thank god our president reached an agreement with iran to finally open the straight of hormuz which has been closed since, let me see, the beginning of the war he started
16 days ago
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they also removed my name from a jc penny bathroom stall but you donāt see me making a fuss about that anymore
16 days ago
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bluesky doesnāt let you share photos in chat but it will let you share posts with photos so iām starting this thread to post photos. donāt look at these itās just for my chat
16 days ago
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woke up this morning and saw the twin towers are back š nature is healing
16 days ago
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clearly this is staged, how do they all know the words
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16 days ago
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FIFA isnāt even trying to hide its corruption anymore. thereās a guy named Italiano on the Australian team
17 days ago
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ken burns:
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17 days ago
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weāre going to piss off a lot of countries when they find out the knicks won the world cup
17 days ago
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moving along
17 days ago
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reports are coming in that jimmy fallon is slowly animorphing into a blind mole
17 days ago
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every IPA now is called hazy juice or cloudy gusher or juicy gas or something
18 days ago
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can we talk about bruno yet
18 days ago
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19 days ago
Vegeta: stop denying your own trauma FOOL Me: Vegeta I am not ready to heal! Vegeta: then you will suffer!! *punches me 100,000 times in a minute* Me: Vegeta I am ready to love again
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the president every friday
19 days ago
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itās take your beetle to work day šŖ². he isnāt getting much done but heās working very hard
19 days ago
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the one conclusion we can draw from this is the president should never attend another game, event, function, or situation
19 days ago
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the genealogy scene from episode 9 of Widowās Bay belongs in the television louvre
20 days ago
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buying tickets just to boo at the president
22 days ago
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the boos heard round the world
22 days ago
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whatās a spent serp rat
23 days ago
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reading whereās waldo in public and nodding my head so everyone knows i found him
24 days ago
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yeah can i get uhhhhh the surface of the sun
loading . . .
24 days ago
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weāre due for a Great Reset. michael jordan needs to try a new sport
25 days ago
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when google maps is giving you directions but youāre still in your neighborhood
28 days ago
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presenting a big question for voters: whatās better for society, a missing republican or a present democrat
28 days ago
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