Open your eyes, dude. The wizards who sell us curative potions are the same guys who debuffed us in the first place.

Dropping something is a classic gag. Whoops! Lol.

Nonsense is one of the most classic things to spout

Wizards of a faraway coast

Bat steals Mondrian's red bit

*Brandishes rolling pin* Who's there?!? *Sheaths rolling pin* Must have been the wind...

My over-encumbered buddy just needs a moment

Saturday is all about drinking your little coffee and playing it by ear

Try that in a comfy bed

This man was summoned by whispers to the dark mountain for an AMAZING reason

Go ahead and keep celebrating, MAGA folks

Goodnice...

Townsend's solitaires are a sign of cooler weather on the high plains. This one was flycatching along a cottonwood corridor just east of Rocky Mountain Arsenal NWR #birds

Yoo.. my dear friend would find this a scream, allow me to send this to them? Allow me?

Too much American news the past few weeks. Once in a while is fine.

I can't use dark mode on bluesky, it reminds me of twitter. Let's get a new colour. Let's do a dark burgundy felt, with a mahogany wood trim. There could be a candlelight effect that flickers and is brighter in the middle of the screen. You could click on a wee dagger or guild crest for group chats.

Friendliness is next to chumliness

stone soup really is the best fable, it starts off with a bit of fraud but in the end everyone is warm and nourished.

(impatiently scrolling through a list of ten evil whales from icelandic folklore and their characteristics) I don't have time for this

Me: you scrutin’ this right now pal? The inscrutable homie: ‘fraid not

Jordan Peterson: Don't do things.. (hands twisting like a sorcerer) that you know to be wrong *pill floats to the top of cauldron - another successful spell*

[googling] old sam new hat. old sam snufkin hat

Good morning 🌞 it's my birthday! As my gift I would like a million reposts and 10k more followers thank you! I take commissions also so you could even have something for you from me on my birthday 🎉

a fancy little weasel who uses a n°2 pencil as his walking stick

Can't stemware and the opera just get along?

your one friend who has been reading the mysterium xarxes a lil too much

We'll know more in the coming days. the totality of human knowledge is ever increasing

goblins roam the wilds of late 🫤

Searching endlessly through archives of ancient scrolls and muttering long forgotten truths could fix me

Gatehouse guards barely even stab their spears into the pile of hay on your cart to check there’s no untaxed livestock hiding in there anymore

We grew up wandering the murk

Gn :o)

By age 30 you should have at least 30 close friends who all look exactly like you and who speak together in perfect unison and follow you around everywhere in a v-formation

I made a lot of posts today in my mind

It would be beyond fucked if politics became violent

combat hit grunt

*to the passenger sitting next to me on a plane* You look like an ant from up here

gray catbird #birds

ata mārie on the first day of spring

sorry i was late. i encountered adversity.

I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects

This weather got me wanting to harvest tons of fields

When you've always dreamed of being a Spearman but Dad is the Doyen of Stave 😣

Stanced up comedy

Let’s all get a low hum started

You should be able to order a firefly to your home. The delivery guy should arrive at your door with cupped hands and gently release it into your living room. And the two of you should stand there and watch it together with silent reverence

Stone age Obama: If you like your flint adz you can keep it