The puzzles in my dungeon reward gold and some enchanted sandals

Life changing duck ponds near me

I know what to believe anymore

(Wading through waist-deep pitch black water) Yeah so my place is just through here

The key to good job security is to make yourself indispensable to your employer (e.g. by withholding the antidote)

Don't talk to me about the weather. Tell me about your secret weaknesses, your debuffs, and where you'd hide your runes of power.

backyard buck

wikipedia list of unknown unknowns

Please accept my surrender. Here's my blade. Please. No treasure is worth my life. The Bloated Float is yours.

I was hoping whatever was bursting out of the guy's chest in Alien would be something nice

Real nice Monday you got here, sure would be a shame if a Garfield hated it...

It was custom for dinosaurs to fossilize their dead

Haven't merchants haggled enough for one business day?

alms for the mid

found a place to pickup bootleg platonic solids, including some unreleased shapes, lmk if you want the hookup 🤙

People love MDMA because it gives them the euphoric feeling of being a doctor with a Master of Arts degree.

Go forth, any trusted warrior who reads this 🗡️

So cute when you walk in on your cats in the middle of their ritual to summon the great feline warrior goddess Bastet to protect the home 🥰

Extending a hand out to the void and shaking it firmly but comes back a skeleton covered in worms whoops lol

Medieval Game Show: "Who Wants To Be a Legitimate Heir?"

Distributing the white marbles equally amongst the hippos. None of God’s creatures will go hungry on my watch

If bro doesn’t hoist up the john b sail right now I’m gonna flip the fuck out

It's snowing ☃️❄️ #snowing

there's snow on the freaking ground

Friendly Advice: if you see someone you're acquainted with while you're out and about, you could always try saying hello to them

waiter! One Goodlunch if you please. Extra good

(Wearing water wings and a floaty, clinging to a pool noodle) I'm sure sharks are just as scared of me as I am of them

(Archeologist gently brushing the bottom of a pit) These guys were all distributed in the same sedimentary layer, probably homies

Here is a nice mushroom

Well, it’s dark and rainy all the time now. But the mushrooms are thriving.

marsupials & monotreme at the Taronga Zoo

To disrespect a tree is to disrespect oneself and you can quote me on that

Emergencies would freak if they knew that help was on the way

Obstacles when they see people working together

my 5 year plan is to become evil and my 10 year plan is to become good again

stepping on a skateboard by accident and going on the ride of my life

Take a load off if you're ever on chairs

the 3 eggs of Comfort

You just tucked in the wrong guy

Cats are a sweet cat

Make yourself at homes

A fortune, please. And make it vast

Bringing out a minuscule meal in the break room to appear larger and more intimidating to my coworkers

garden centre assistant

Darkness...

A lot of the time I'm 'avin a lard, but other times...I'm bloody well serious...

Do you have a DnD goth weirdo? Spike from Cowboy Bebop with a sword? Double scythe green faced witch? You can commission me and I'll do it

When my Akai MPK Mini's keys start falling off within the first few months