People don’t really say “Hi ho, Silver” anymore

It's snowing ☃️❄️ #snowing

there's snow on the freaking ground

Friendly Advice: if you see someone you're acquainted with while you're out and about, you could always try saying hello to them

waiter! One Goodlunch if you please. Extra good

(Wearing water wings and a floaty, clinging to a pool noodle) I'm sure sharks are just as scared of me as I am of them

(Archeologist gently brushing the bottom of a pit) These guys were all distributed in the same sedimentary layer, probably homies

Here is a nice mushroom

Well, it’s dark and rainy all the time now. But the mushrooms are thriving.

marsupials & monotreme at the Taronga Zoo

To disrespect a tree is to disrespect oneself and you can quote me on that

Emergencies would freak if they knew that help was on the way

Obstacles when they see people working together

my 5 year plan is to become evil and my 10 year plan is to become good again

stepping on a skateboard by accident and going on the ride of my life

Take a load off if you're ever on chairs

the 3 eggs of Comfort

You just tucked in the wrong guy

Cats are a sweet cat

Make yourself at homes

A fortune, please. And make it vast

Bringing out a minuscule meal in the break room to appear larger and more intimidating to my coworkers

garden centre assistant

Darkness...

A lot of the time I'm 'avin a lard, but other times...I'm bloody well serious...

Do you have a DnD goth weirdo? Spike from Cowboy Bebop with a sword? Double scythe green faced witch? You can commission me and I'll do it

When my Akai MPK Mini's keys start falling off within the first few months

Mi hovel es cu hovel, please take a briquette of peat

(Hitting a sleeping orc peon with a blackjack) Sorry. Boss says work work

Me: DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE! My dad talking to his new girlfriend outside my room: He loves his crash bandicoot

watchig every car leave the gas station whispering to myself hell yeah we gassed up

need to take a day off to play kirby's epic yarn

You remind me of myself before I got trapped in an antique clock

Alex Trebek: The answer is “If you could have some” Me hitting the buzzer: Would you let a big pizza pie hit your eye

🫡 permission to lib out briefly sir?

I forgive America for winning the World Series. Congrats New York

Comrade Zohran Mamdani must immediately begin rounding up petite bourgeois, landlords, anarchists, and other counter-revolutionaries, and supply arms and material to the Liberation Forces dug into the forests of Vermont and Minnesota.

Thinking about getting scared but it will have to wait for next year…

Command is expecting a full report. What did you learn during your time in the meadow?

they’re buttering your ass in biscuit chat rn

a butter world is possible 🤗

i was there, gandalf. i was mostly playing video games in my room though

It's called a "stick up" because you have to lift your walking stick up to bring in down on your assailant's head

#canadiansforzohran 😎

Brandish your ancient blade at me again, cur, and I shall cleave ye twainward with this cursed broadaxe mine

They made friends with a grape

sorry i can't come in today i was smoten a great blow

legend say he who control the goop control the realm

*Swims up to your flotsam whistling a sea shanty*