You must be brave.

“Frog, I am glad to have a brave friend like you,” said Toad. He jumped into the bed and pulled the covers over his head. “And I am happy to know a brave person like you, Toad,” said Frog. He jumped into the closet and shut the door.

A fascist tried to do 10 push-ups, only getting to 3 before developing life-long tendonitis today Did you?

FUCK ICE ABOLISH ICE

Adolf Hitler is laser focused on his Lighting War through the Netherlands, Belgium, and France. Where's the same focus on the annual Bavarian gingerbread festival?

Comrade Zohran Mamdani must immediately begin rounding up petite bourgeois, landlords, anarchists, and other counter-revolutionaries, and supply arms and material to the Liberation Forces dug into the forests of Vermont and Minnesota.

We need to be digging trenches and tunnels

Don’t cross the bridge when you come to it. Never cross the bridge. See the bridge in hell and make eye contact

When you see a building that says Library, that's only the tip of the iceberg of the words they've got in there

yo! I made this poster! ty chapo and congrats on 1000 episodes hell yea

Artist’s rendering of the earliest form of life on Earth: a simple face with a line for a mouth and two dots for eyes

im betting big on honor among thieves

Been awhile since they discovered a new creature. Hope they’re out there looking still.

This too shall cran.

"Let's all stomp around in heavy boots and drop stuff on the floor 100 times a day" - the rude family whose basement I'm secretly living in

Playing favourites with the inquisitors today. I’ve only been answering questions from the thumbscrew guy

A pack of white T's and your splashiest spaghetti sauce, please. To go, thanks. Your thinest paper bag as well would be lovely. Hmm? Ohh yes, it's an icy one out there for sure. No, I don't need a receipt, thanks

beaver: got a bad one gonna need all hands on deck duck: (takes drag) what is it this time? another turtle win a race? beaver: put a lid on that shit i got two dead bodies a scorpion and a frog looks like a murder suicide duck: (sighs as he exhales smoke) another day in fucking paradise

I worry for Buddha's leg circulation

A hero emerges wielding a sword!

I'm vaulting over the parapet with a flanged mace in one hand and another also flanged mace in the other hand

Don’t worry mother I’ll be fine. Nothing bad has ever happened to a feudal levy armed with a threshing flail

Can you speak up? I'm careening

there's a deep silliness in your heart

What the hell is with tripping hazards? Someone could get hurt

Repeating history is a small price to pay for a valuable lesson

anyways, this is how it looks here today and all the local news is like 'it's called rime ice actually, not hoarfrost' its v pretty

I’m fighting evil using my good nature and incorruptible heart, along with a vast array of powers

this aint no regular bob no bro seem to be made entirely of sponge

oh to be a dog with a crow best friend

Putting a blanket around our coward buddy. He gave up all hope, so we're making him soup and getting him out of here before his fear spreads like a poison to others

Allowing your rival to score more points than you is a certain way to taste bitter defeat

probably bc it looked sick as hell

This is a robbery, your honor

Welcome to the party. This is Trevor. He has low charisma, just like you. Okay well I'll leave you two to get acquainted.

hit black ice with the siege engine and skidded into the moat

Warding off enemy knights with a pair of tin snips

Take the normal challenge Be as mental as me and still act calm on the timeline

Reading your posts

(being carried off by a large bird) alright catch you later i guess

(Seeing a gravestone on Tutorial Island) They were not yet a noob ..

It's harder than ever to distinguish fact from reality

Going to Chili’s to celebrate my mage buddy specializing as a spellblade

You can make this stuff up

I probably wasn't born yesterday

abandoned 1000 year old dwarven delve renovation - 200 year timelapse

lovely lady along Sand Creek this morning #birds

dark-eyed junco in the snow #birds