Scientists confirm there is no unsafe amount of lovin'

Come have some bay leaves with the lay beeves 🐄

You can perform a Birthday to increase your Age.

You should be changing your mind "every two or three minutes", say leading neurologists "Wait no", say leading neurologists

She was called Agatha Christerie because she wrote mysteries!! 😱

If i made a movie i would forgo the scenes and just have the behind the scenes

If i made a movie it would just be the making of and behind the scenes interviews

Q. Will there be email at the party? A. Yes. There will be an email station at my birthday party.

I believe email will change the world

When you answer the doorbell and it's an erstwhile detective investigating your husband's mysterious disappearance and you have to say "what a pleasant surprise!" Even though it's not really a pleasant surprise 🙄

Not going to record my progress to my Adventure Journal tonight. I don't even care anymore

Just changed the water level and can now access previously unreachable areas 👍

Growing dissent in the Pokémon universe re: the prevailing "Great Ten-Year-Old" theory of history

Died and came back wrong today

Marrying my longtime partner due to "reconcilable differences"