When you answer the doorbell and it's an erstwhile detective investigating your husband's mysterious disappearance and you have to say "what a pleasant surprise!" Even though it's not really a pleasant surprise 🙄

Not going to record my progress to my Adventure Journal tonight. I don't even care anymore

Just changed the water level and can now access previously unreachable areas 👍

Growing dissent in the Pokémon universe re: the prevailing "Great Ten-Year-Old" theory of history

Died and came back wrong today

Marrying my longtime partner due to "reconcilable differences"