had a dream a bout a dog, then a snake, and last night a raven. what in the

beepeedaboppy beepeedaboppy beepeedaboppy beepeedaboppy

going to eat a yogurt tomorrow i can’t wait

beers with my king

loving the humidifier

you guys…what if i suck?

46 year old heterosexual man here. I think this video is awesome.

face filters are about to change the internet comedy game

we need more movies about mental illness from people that don’t have mental illnesses

playing the brown note through a megaphone on this halloween. get over it

We’re running low on candy so henry suggested we hand out random stuff. kids have been grabbing the sculpey like crazy

i’m having so much fun

have to pee core

Paul McCartney's mother forbade him from listening to The Beatles when he was growing up. "It wouldn't make sense," she'd say. "It doesn't make any sense.."

made a super cute Halloween playlist!!

i’m a glutton for being treated equally

he wants to show you his hat

only ate pumpkin seeds al day and i feel fine. doctors hate me

eating pimpkin seeds

carving my girly pop little pumpkin

normalize the most normal shit imaginable

literally nothing wrong with looking exactly like this

instagram taught me who i am

been logged out for a day. here’s what i’ve been up to

take a break from scrolling and send me 100 dollars

27 and 32 are the same age. 28 is older than both of them. idk about the numbers in between

working from home feeling blessed

chili oil in the soup

new son alert

i miss dunkin donuts pizza

crayonnaise. new thing i just thought of @crannyboy.bsky.social

Naming a snail “Turbo” is a rather ironic choice but I guess that’s none of my business…

trapped my timid little friend Seamus last night and brought them into the clinic this morning. I hope this is the start of a beautiful life for him

plucked my zinnia heads and pulled my carrots. growing carrots was one of my highlights of the year

i guess he had something to do

great menory

Let my games begin....

Barndt Peacorn

sober october. haven’t drank in two weeks and my seratonin and dopamine are actually producing themselves. *farts*

Check back tomorrow for official contest rules.... Animation by @aliengirl100.bsky.social

OH iMm feeling seasonal!!

one of the other vendors gave us free spiced donuts at an event yesterday and she suggested I make french toast with them. So that’s what I’m doing!

taking all my cats individually to the vet this month and i will be wearing an outfit each time to match them

changing my name from MaryKate to MarsupialKate

packed up for the show tomorrow 🫡

you can’t have any lemonade gummy bears until you’ve had your lime orange ones

people come at me for naming my cat garbage when there are people out there with cats named shit like “princess snowball.” who’s the real enemy here?

garbage loves it when i stand next to him while he eats. when he puts his tail on me like this it feels like we’re holding hands

last night was like a movie

redownloaded the sims 3 recently and my play-style has changed. i’ve just been making sure my sim earns a living wage, eats when they’re hungry, and get them to bed on time