Bastard Riley
@skyrimdiet.bsky.social
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Do you guys remember my simpons video?
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Scary Simpsons
YouTube video by Bastard "MK" Riley
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5phT-pH__SQ&ab_channel=Bastard%22MK%22Riley
10 months ago
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had a dream a bout a dog, then a snake, and last night a raven. what in the
about 12 hours ago
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beepeedaboppy beepeedaboppy beepeedaboppy beepeedaboppy
about 13 hours ago
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going to eat a yogurt tomorrow i can’t wait
2 days ago
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beers with my king
3 days ago
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loving the humidifier
4 days ago
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you guys…what if i suck?
4 days ago
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46 year old heterosexual man here. I think this video is awesome.
4 days ago
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face filters are about to change the internet comedy game
4 days ago
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we need more movies about mental illness from people that don’t have mental illnesses
6 days ago
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playing the brown note through a megaphone on this halloween. get over it
7 days ago
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We’re running low on candy so henry suggested we hand out random stuff. kids have been grabbing the sculpey like crazy
7 days ago
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i’m having so much fun
7 days ago
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have to pee core
8 days ago
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josh (oldfriend99)
3 months ago
Paul McCartney's mother forbade him from listening to The Beatles when he was growing up. "It wouldn't make sense," she'd say. "It doesn't make any sense.."
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made a super cute Halloween playlist!!
8 days ago
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i’m a glutton for being treated equally
10 days ago
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he wants to show you his hat
10 days ago
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only ate pumpkin seeds al day and i feel fine. doctors hate me
10 days ago
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eating pimpkin seeds
11 days ago
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carving my girly pop little pumpkin
11 days ago
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normalize the most normal shit imaginable
11 days ago
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literally nothing wrong with looking exactly like this
11 days ago
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instagram taught me who i am
12 days ago
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been logged out for a day. here’s what i’ve been up to
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13 days ago
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take a break from scrolling and send me 100 dollars
14 days ago
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27 and 32 are the same age. 28 is older than both of them. idk about the numbers in between
14 days ago
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working from home feeling blessed
15 days ago
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chili oil in the soup
17 days ago
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new son alert
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17 days ago
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i miss dunkin donuts pizza
17 days ago
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crayonnaise. new thing i just thought of
@crannyboy.bsky.social
17 days ago
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Naming a snail “Turbo” is a rather ironic choice but I guess that’s none of my business…
18 days ago
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trapped my timid little friend Seamus last night and brought them into the clinic this morning. I hope this is the start of a beautiful life for him
19 days ago
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plucked my zinnia heads and pulled my carrots. growing carrots was one of my highlights of the year
20 days ago
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i guess he had something to do
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21 days ago
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great menory
22 days ago
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Cranny Boy
23 days ago
Let my games begin....
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JLP
24 days ago
Barndt Peacorn
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sober october. haven’t drank in two weeks and my seratonin and dopamine are actually producing themselves. *farts*
24 days ago
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Cranny Boy
24 days ago
Check back tomorrow for official contest rules.... Animation by
@aliengirl100.bsky.social
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OH iMm feeling seasonal!!
24 days ago
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one of the other vendors gave us free spiced donuts at an event yesterday and she suggested I make french toast with them. So that’s what I’m doing!
25 days ago
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taking all my cats individually to the vet this month and i will be wearing an outfit each time to match them
25 days ago
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changing my name from MaryKate to MarsupialKate
26 days ago
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packed up for the show tomorrow 🫡
27 days ago
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you can’t have any lemonade gummy bears until you’ve had your lime orange ones
28 days ago
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people come at me for naming my cat garbage when there are people out there with cats named shit like “princess snowball.” who’s the real enemy here?
29 days ago
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garbage loves it when i stand next to him while he eats. when he puts his tail on me like this it feels like we’re holding hands
29 days ago
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last night was like a movie
29 days ago
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redownloaded the sims 3 recently and my play-style has changed. i’ve just been making sure my sim earns a living wage, eats when they’re hungry, and get them to bed on time
about 1 month ago
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