(marshall tucker band) can't you see what that worm she been dune to me

we're off to see the buzzard

a big canadian spider is called a torontula

i thought joining Special Ops would be fun. but now they're sending me down into a dungeon to fight a mummy

Penelope the antelope

Sometimes you just get an idea in your head and it has to come out and stick to the canvas. Case in point, this recent painting entitled “Field Trip" www.rjmarchand.ca #fish #Art #localartist #novascotiaartist #painting #canadianartist

SF and Fantasy author Dan Simmons recently passed away. He was born in Peoria, IL and grew up in nearby Brimfield. The city of Peoria recently honored his memory. BTW - Brimfield was the setting of his early horror novel "Summer of Night" which I highly recommend.

Horsetail and Japanese knotweed are related. Horsetail is responsible for producing spores, while Japanese knotweed performs photosynthesis. They have a relationship much like that of siblings. #Illustration #LineArt #CommentPls

This is what all the tax money is for. This is why you can’t have healthcare. This is why your parents have to sign their house away if they need a nursing home in their old age. It’s all for this (janky garbage that doesn’t work)

the chortle portal

unpublished far side

when the hamburger meat says "ground chuck" that means the meat is half groundhog and half woodchuck

Brief tornado near Delavan, Illinois moments ago

Possibly a top ten painting of all time? Hajime Sorayama

it all dependso on vincenzo

Casper the tape wanter

I heard an emo/pop punk song at the gym that I swear sounded like this

we can reubenize you

@acidlich.bsky.social www.forbes.com/sites/moorin...

dreamed about the red mountain on the east side of the river again, but this time I didn't go there. A guy was telling me he planted some rare trees by some pools and waterfalls there, and he called it the buffalo hills

i live in one of those old man golf cart neighborhoods and they are enjoying the weather

they should have canned bananas. for when you just want to dump em im a protein shake or whatever

honkin the nematode

world war 3 movie opening with a scene of young conscripts being shorn of their broccoli

me: doctor, how is my disease progressing? dr. robert palmer: it used to look bad to me but now I find it. .. simply irreversible

blew out the crotch on some duluth trading company ballroom tm jeans by crouching down

forest floor waking up

old neighbor across the street and a few houses over decided my name was Al a while ago and at this point i don't feel like correcting him

advilexchange.com #deals #ibuprofengang

dreamed i went all over the place

dreamed that me and jim were in a dojo training with like 3 foot lengths of heavy chain as weapon

dreamed that me and jim were in a dojo training with like 3 foot lengths of heavy chain as weapon

do you ever go to get a haircut. but instead of walking into the barber shop, you accidentally go to the isis guy who cuts your head off

i was trying to heat up some chef boyardee spaghetti but my electricity went out

have you ever been... have you ever been to electric being normal land

i am leaving my followers a coffee can full of miscellaneous screws in my will

fat earth theory

jarted! in galesburg

the green manalishi with the two prong crown

blasting frog noises through a powerful sound system

wake up babe, new osprey just dropped babe: don't say dropped