recruiting a team of mercenaries on bluesky

dreamed there was a tall apartment building carved into the ground like those Ethiopian churches, so the top of the building was level with the ground. it was owned by a dracula and his girlfriend, and if you went inside, he could trap you in the Darkspaces

after a full day of crushing perverts with my powerful mace, I still have energy to go to the disco. thanks to Pervert Crusher soda, with b vitamins and gobangi leaf

enjoying some advil

"I Just Came Ashore A Moment Ago" 2026/05/20. (Schlegel's Green Tree Frog)

silver vine is an Actinidia, maybe they'll go nuts for kiwi fruit

Tungsten checks in

the girl in the vrbo hot tub commercial is very disrespectful to her parents. they should follow up with an ad where the gods punish her by sending an animal to maul her

Istvan Orosz, 1998

Honda Accordion

dreamed i was at a gathering in some big indoor complex? bright and airy with voluminous spaces and clerestories, like some kind of mall or convention center. there was an adjoining abandoned tuberculosis hospital, all brick and tile, where the kids were shooting .22s

i knew about this from grand funk railroad / we're an american band

Wally Dion, Green Star Quilt, 2019. Circuit boards, brass wire, copper tube

Adding every conceivable topping to the hot dog called Life

People are talking about how intelligent @chutson99.bsky.social is. “Uniquely Hutson”

bitten by a poisonous monkey

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the chortle portal

cedar apple rust

moved this guy out of the road so he didn't get ran over

Craigsmarine

The Supra before it was a Supra! https://bringatrailer.com/listing/1979-toyota-celica-supra-11/

Started an Inprnt shop to provide gainful employment for the otherwise shiftless denizens of my flat files. 10% off this fine merkabah, low mileage, previous owner only drove it on apocalypse. www.inprnt.com/gallery/mahe...

dreamed i was in a car full of hippies but i could not remember how i got there. we went to their house to hang out. their neighbor was a Mexican guy named Edgar who liked to make really big bonfires. we watched Edgar do his thing and he made one so big it scorched the paint off the water tower

Covid interrupted my guitar selling Who needs an Eko Rokket clone? Plays and sounds great.

odyssey adaptation where i come home from a 12 hour shift and there's a hundred dickheads in my house drinking my beer so me and my 10 year old son slaughter them like rats

big juicy dog

Traveling through the various chutes and tubes of the far future like a hamster

dreamed i was in a big vegas type arcology, possibly a ring type space station. i was with some people, strolling through streets and atria between and underneath skyscrapers, with multiple tiered promenades connected by broad staircases

gyor loaded nachos

I'm using a gyroscope to look at gyros

it matches the drawing now

Jesus Burnt My Hotdog

despair at the dispenser

Normal Bates

this guy apparently lives in OKC

early trumpian name

Every night I become too tired for this world and must venture to the land of dreams and spirits

incandescent lightbulbs used to have to struggled against the night but that's all over now

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a sycophant is a psycho elephant

If I were an unbaptized baby I would fill up my cheeks with holy water and then kill myself so I could spit it on all the babies in purgatory and set them free

god only knows what I'd be with au jus

j'ba fofi is real, in my heart

dreamed i went to pick up a prescription for a painting client. the pharmacy was like an independent pharmacy from the 80s, and the pharmacist was a short, walleyed brazilian. "o ho! you are hung over!" he said to me. i told him that i was not, and had not been drinking. "no, i can tell," he said

Pro Street-Style 1969 Chevrolet Camaro

dreamed we were making a movie about Jethro Tull going on a gritty secret mission, and i was acting as the flute guy