My doctor is kitbashing me

@brenthor.bsky.social hey dude. what would be a good conditioner for a leather holster that wouldn't make it too soft and floppy?

Warm Runnings

as slime goes by

FUCK

landlord is sending a guy over to spray for smurfs

growing my hair out and using lots of products. to reward whoever eventually defeats me with a magnificent scalp

i wrote a poem

eat lasers you pickled bitch

You are the miller lite of my life

(to the tune of "walkin to new orleans") welcome to new orleans

@venomlance.bsky.social do silver bullets work on demons

dreamed a commercial / industrial building was being renovated for a tire shop to move in, and the painting contractor working on it did a really shitty job

what if you woke up in the night and looked at your digital clock. and it said 6:66

there aren't any hunting accidents if we all just hunt each other

scavenging for rocks at dusk

the aztec version of clamato was called clamatl

got my congealed curry license

do you ever sleep on your eyeball and wake up blurry

@fakesusan.bsky.social local hibid.com/catalog/7116...

this is the return of the space doggy interplanetary good boy zone

turbine carbine

Here is the dirty truth about the SAVE Act. It is designed to prevent 20 to 70 million American citizens from voting. Senate Republicans are looking to do a cloture carve out (aka nuke the filibuster) to prevent Democrats from blocking it.

While the Trump administration is trying to subvert free and fair elections in the US, my Congressman, Darin LaHood (R IL 16th), is working hard to ensure free and fair elections...in Lebanon. I'm sure Congressman LaHood will vote "aye" on the SAVE Act. LaHood has forgotten the face of his father.

Lahood working on the important issues

I would like the all state mayhem guy to face a jury of his peers

the mounds at Cahokia noted on this 1755 Bellin map as "ruined castles" and "flower pots"

dreamed i was at some sort of big conference center or possibly university. Weiher and i were cutting ip plastic for recycling. i had a set of vinyl records of @pdfmerchant.bsky.social performing the Lizard Suite by (can't remember composer)

dark magic static is building up towards a big black lightning bolt

exfoliating my face with fast orange

shims were invented by a Korean guy named Ralph Shim

Insanity of a Disordered Brian

Popping up in my FB Memories this morning these 2 sketches of a Vampire being restored at Hooton Park, Ellesmere Port. Our survey report saved the two surviving 1917 "general service sheds" or hangars. The workshop was added to the 1917 fabric store. #pencil #sketchbook #ArtShare

got the Night Madness

It's a good thing there are so many plants

Hey babe I just don’t think you’re cut out to not be haunted by sleep demons, I’m sorry it’s not them it’s you. No, don’t worry they aren’t the paralyzers just the you never get to sleep kind. It’s a completely different descent into madness and they think you a fit for the path to perpetual torment

Underwater Panther

I bet if the Nazis had email in 1942, they would be as equally insane and typo-ridden as the Epstein emails. To: R_Heydrich From: Da_Fuhrer I thik u shuld ride in a convertble when ur in Prage. . That Merc looks sweet w th top down, .. Lets hang out at eagle nets soon... luv, Big H

@mjjii.com mr fucker

(tv commercial) are you a man over 40 with LOW LIBIDO? ....congratulations on being finally freed from the disgusting curse that has haunted you. step out of your chains into life

world's sleepiest man

Do you guys like jack in the box (cheers) what about the writings of Jorge Luis borges? (Boos) ok well you’re going to like half this joke then

red hat knows what he did

mommy longlegs

This is what it’s all about

if i die in a combat zone ring ring ring banana phone

one zeppelin exploded, and that's why they were abandoned in favor of safe modes of transportation, like cars, airplanes, and boats