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going to invent a bathtub preheater

Day into night into day etc.

Yoshitaka Amano (b. 1952), “Ka-Ten” (1994), acrylic, coloured ink, gold pigment, gold leaf, 106 x 75 cm.

all i need is a mackerel

barrel racer

touched by a ten foot pole: swept off your feet by Big Wojciech

free entrails

soup or natural

Lauren Forcement

abraham lincoln was regarded as a great and stirring orator because he talked just like macho man randy savage

i love when i log into something and it tells me some shit like Notification Hub is now Alert Village

I'm running an extension cord through the earth

guess you should have broke me off a piece of that kit kat bar! enjoy hell

can of ballism

what if we could get rid of lahood

Gary Turpentine

doing the star spangled banner at karaoke

thinking about gene wolfe's coworker being driven mad by potato chips again

you can't spell chromated copper arsenate without mate cop arse

On the weekend a guy asked "Did you get him in March?". This is the first time in 5 and a half years someone has understood his name.

during the first world war, the heinz corporation experimented with developing ketchup gas. but it wasn't ready before the armistice and was banned in 1925 under the geneva protocol

I'm watching oer the ram parts

gunkbroker dot com

lil poke chop spider

took the rig to the shop this morning so I'm on the phat yacht

accidentally took my dog to the veteran aryan

chow down before the lunch you serve you're going to get what you deserve

every instance of looney tunes violence is based on something real that the animators saw in the war

dreamed i was a young man doing my mandatory military service in some east Asian country. i eas in pilot training, and i had to report for two seperate four hour shifts, one for classroom instruction, and the other for flying a really cool little jet trainer

if you stay up late on Halloween until after the tv station signs off, and stare at the color test long enough, a special live broadcast from hell comes on

i was looking through my audio sketches on my phone and i rediscovered this beat that i made by whacking a sizzling bratwurst in a pan with a spoon

I'm a dead wife in a movie. I love spinning around in a big field of flowers. I love to cover my husband's eyes with my hands playfully. I love to say "What are you doing? Stop filming me tee hee" in a video he'll watch on repeat. My theme music is gentle piano.

once a dog tastes computer scientist blood, it can never be sated

Halloween 1987

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lead is part of the earth. and god made it poisonous to troll us

Ute Mahler’s portraits of life behind the Wall www.newyorker.com/culture/phot...

dreamed Cam and Hannah lived in this weird organically shaped house that was sort of like a half finished rainforest cafe on the inside. there was a murky indoor pool, and i could occasionally see a 6 foot long pike swimming around in there

savage hams

hideous hideout

action hero called the Troubleshooter... he shoots guys who make trouble

dreamed that there was a local crazy dude who used to go around outlining bricks on buildings with white paint. he died, so a group of people, including me, were repainting his fading lines to keep his legacy alive

Shinkansen trains are named after the town in Illinois where they build them

i can't go to school i have aerotoxic syndrome

Found it

deacon gestant