one lonely foo dog

the day after christmas

no i said i won the Bullet Surprise

Karl Donutz

Leisurely Manor

doobie bros china grove is based on an anime. but the anime is based on real life

the humpty dance is on at great clips

seafood mix is a disrespectful thing to call the various creatures that went into it

stainmore steel

you've heard of tits mcgee... now get ready for tits carraldo

here's how to get free buzzard dinner: lie out in a field and pretend to be dead. when the buzzard comes, you grab it by the neck

dreamed a woman and a buddhist? monk in a yellow robe were cooking up a crucible of some special steel in a furnace

i was reading about Hugh Masakela, and it turns out his girlfriend was really big

when i was in grade school the consensus funniest thing in the world for a bit was that commercial where a little elderly lady fell and couldn't get up and she says Help, I've fallen and I can't get up! and we'd say it in class and laugh our heads off, which in retrospect seems very fucking sinister

makarovi and cheese

when I hear the word chocolate i reach for my brownie

all your life you've never seen air conditioner cover taken by the wind

they're garnishing my wages. they paper clip a little sprig of parsley to the check

side quest

the star of Bethlehem was Santa's spaceship entering the atmosphere during the crash that marooned him on earth

tactical pill organizer

the Momtalk Project

we are screaming for veggies and fruits like bananas and grapes

I need to eat chicken sandwiches in the bathtub for eight months www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general...

Chris on Infinite Earths

uncured ham.? yeah no shit. it died

the critter ion collection

dreamed i was working for a weird old guy who owned a big old building . he had some sort of pawn shop / junk store / sales operation that involved warehousing goods in part of the building, so i did some of that

dreamed that a woman in a park was telling me how she had thought she had mastery of the dreamscape, until a demon attacked her. it seized her and covered her eyes, and she tried to break free by asserting that it was a dream and she was the dreamer, but she failed and the demon remained in control

I would like to buy Jello Biafra's car

Knock knock Who’s there Chicago bean Chicago bean who Chicago bean world tour coming to your house today

hitting an electric beehive smoker and going docile

last christmas i gave you my heart the very next day javier milei

For #NationalMonkeyDay 🐒: There are a lot of cute #monkeys in #JapaneseArt but this one may be the cutest 🥰 Kanō Sansetsu (Japan,1589-1651） 猿猴図（えんこうず) Monkey Figure (Enkozu), 17th c. Ink on scroll Tokyo National Museum commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Pa...

pulpy puppy

Sonic the Herzog

vending machine of little plastic figurines of various French guys. called Hommes

went on a icequest

climbers upon misty mountains sometimes see the Brock Inspector

i moist u riser gonna muss me when I'm gone

i hate when people try to give me a taste of my own medicine like no man i've tried this already i want to try your medicine

dreamed i was in a house in Madison, Wisconsin. there was a new van halen song playing and i was running down the hall and the stairs. at the bottom of the stairs, the handrail ended in a finely carved dark wood post that was also a rack for long guns, standing on their butts like spindles

thanks Ann

the original wienermobile was requisitioned into army service and ultimately destroyed in battle against the bratwurstkampfwagen

my name is Dodek Ahedron

he would appreciate the irony of the internet being an unreliable narrator