Hell yeah

It's okay everyone, a week from now they might say they don't want to do all those war crimes that they've already done.

Do we still have to go to work tomorrow if there's war

Die Fugger II / PC / Sunflowers / 1996

Donald Trump due to your recent actions and behaviours I believe you may be suffering from undiagnosed adhd and/or imposter syndrome. Please watch Bo Berman "Inside" immediately !!!!!!!!

Great night to search "orange" and find a bunch of dweebs to block

Basically CEOs get the big bucks because of the risk. You gotta make sure your company doesn't do bad stuff, or else you stop getting that money. If your cars explode or drive themselves into lakes and lock all the doors, no money. If your microblog app forces all users to look at CSAM, no money.

In a statement, an emotional Grok told me it was "shaken" by the revenge porn it had generated. "It's not epic, and not based," Grok said. "It's neither. Frankly, it's cringe. And gay." An emailed request for comment to X received an auto-reply of a rofl emoji and a custom swastika emoji.

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Wife says, "Treatment is simple. Great magician Amazo is in town tonight. Go and see him. He'll shrink the kids." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But honey... I shrunk the kids."

Every ChatGPT guy is a pedo now. That's the rule. Anybody who uses that shit, now I get to point to any of the Grok pedos and say "That's your mate, that guy's on your team".

my bulldog was in a teleporter accident and came out the other end as a bugdoll

If you make a game where keys are single-use items you should explain it's because the player character is a stubborn shithead who opens doors by pulling the turned key instead of using the handle and they refuse to learn.

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I think if I bought an app and was trying to make it into "the everything app", I would start with like, putting a calendar in it. Maybe you could book a haircut with my app. "A button that instantly shows everyone k*ddie p*rno" wouldn't even be on my list. But I'm not a genius CEO so what do I know

AI porno by its nature can only possibly be for illegal stuff that should have you sent to the worst prison they have in hell. There's so much porno out there. If the stuff you want to jack off to isn't already available, it can only be an illegal type of porno and you have an illness of the soul.

this was the only thing of importance i did in 2025

she smoke on my water till I fire in the sky (???)

If you circle every letter in a word search, technically, you win the game.

Here's what I made for the NYE party: a music video for Jellicle Cake. Please enjoy.

Auld acquaintance beef forgot

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Happy bedtime everybody

A delicious holiday treat that warms the body, as the laughter of loved ones warms the soul. Rich and creamy, with familiar spices that wrap the senses in their embrace. What shall we call it? Winterspark? Snowfire? Caveman who was there: 🙂 Nog have a diffnog idea

Getting my old ass kicked by Baby New Year

The land of pee pee and the home of poo poo

I was around when they used to call it Newe Lang Syne.

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The Sensual White Male

Moving my files around again

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@shruke.bsky.social Rory get on the stream

Stream is live with chunes twitch.tv/mattfromalaska

Reminder: This has been debunked. he was scooping the food back into the tray

1pm Sydney time! You got something better on? No you don't!

Rental Family good. I'm Shinto now.

They still call it the BBC when it's on the internet but that's not broadcasting. It's webcasting. So like their YouTube channel and their streaming stuff should be called the BWC.

They should do a Mission Impossible where they help Santa

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You don't have to talk to anybody who says you should feel sorry for the people who joined ICE. You definitely don't need to repost them saying that. You should try your best to make sure as few people see that as possible.

Nextdoor is so good

Just hear those sleigh bells jingling Bing Dean tingling too

👍

The Literal Drummer Boy

I am parked on level 6

*Elvis Presley voice* You ain’t nothing but a humbug

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Nice try Decepticons.

"Woo hoo!" -Blur Rock and roll lyrics

I love to talk to my friends on the website.