I can't know how to hear any more about Disney.

That's you guys. You're all like this.

Writing an elevated horror movie where the monster is a metaphor for fear

Chig Bungus

gobi gorgo home. gobi gorgo safe now

“It’s not unusual to be gay with anyone” - gay Tom jones

Had a dream there was bugs

The president said you're not allowed to be mean on TV or you go to jail

Fuck debate. Debate is stupid

They finally took Chris out for his views on women.

Mixing the wine that explodes with the lemonade that kills you

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Iain

Me: I have the kind of raw intelligence that makes everything in life a breeze. No big deal. Me when I see a headline that’s like, “Judge stays motion to overturn blocked ban”: Only one person could ever possibly understand what this means. I’ll give you a hint. His first name was Albert

RIP Robert Redford

Basically what happened with America is the guy from Two and a Half Men went a little nuts for a bit 14 years ago and long story short they're putting words like "groyper" in the grown up newspapers now. Not kidding, straight line, there to here.

The camera has detected a crime.

President Donald J Trump is acting a ho

Buying a stick online for US$80 and getting upset when they send me a stick.

The second half of this was maybe the funniest stream we’ve ever had, to such an extent that we accidentally lost track of time and went almost half an hour over

There Will Be Boys

"grief, for a lack of a better word, is good" - wall street charlie brown

Are the boys streaming

He was looking at me because it's nearly w*lk time. Then he farted.

what the fuck are you talking about

Last few weeks I've been too tired to focus on work so today I took extra of my medicine (I have a condition) and now I have way more energy to focus on stuff other than work. Makes you think, about society.

Edgar Allan Pie

Might bung on a few snags I reckon

Fibre to the pussy

🎵 Pee pee, au clair obscur Poo poo, au clair obscur

Rules are fake

Now do you believe me about how memes are bad

They made Palworld into Animal Crossing and put Pokémon in it

Lol

Dragon this quest across your face

Nintendoed erect

I heard they're going to bury him in Pharrell's hat. Heck of a melon on the guy.

Group of old normies at the next table talking about "Did the Egyptians build the pyramids or was it aliens?" and "Well it makes you wonder!" and the aliens haven't come back because they never left and they're AI now.

Morty we gotta stop the Paintress Morty, we gotta stop her before the next gommage Aww gee Rick the Paintress She'll never paint again Morty

All that happens these days when you update your phone is they change the fonts and they make the buttons a different shape. It's pretend.

Denouncing the thing that happened yesterday because it has resulted in his nasty face showing up everywhere.

Meta Knight is a Kirby and a Kirby is a Pokémon. Jigglypuff is a Kirby but Meta Knight isn't a Jigglypuff.

Imagining some stuff that could happen

I say at work "Here's the logs of all this stuff we're looking for" and they look at them and they say "we need this other guy to write a script from scratch that will get exactly the same information" and I say no we don't because I got it a month ago. And then they go away to think about it.

there's no room for political violence in america like there's no room for newspapers in a hoarder's house

UPDATE: They straight up lie to you in the "how to play this fucking bullshit game" section.

Agreed with the Cooler Heads here. This act of political violence may one day soon serve as pretext to justify federal occupation of progressive cities or even unaccountable militias imprisoning people of color without due process at impenetrable, inhumane black sites. Well, I sure hope not!