You guys remember Mission Hill? You guys remember when TV used to look like stuff?

The local optometrist would absolutely fucking hate it if their website let me see more than one pair of glasses at a time. They'd flip their shit if I could get any information about the glasses too.

When I have conflict with a co-worker, I: ☑️ Try to see it from their point of view ☑️ Assert my position and stand my ground ☑️ Find a solution that works for everyone ✅ Stomp on them like-a the goomba. Wahoo!

No way Bungonia is a real movie. You're making it up again. Just like Mank. Burgingia is Mank. "Oh do you go see Boboingo?" You can't trick me. Bubinga movie.

you hear Crouching Tiger and you're thinking, well that's gotta be the most fearsome and best camouflaged creature in this title,

I was hoping whatever was bursting out of the guy's chest in Alien would be something nice

I love when a franchise gives me content. Oh there's a new entry in this franchise! Shut the fuck

Imagine the Goggomobil guy trying to find a mechanic today. You can't find anything anymore. He'd get the AI overview and it'd be nonsense.

E pebis unum

BBC ANNOUNCER VOICE: Lewk. Layer. Hann. And of course Chyewbacker. You’ve seen their many travails through the coz-moss at the cinemah

Oh my god I'm not--shut the fuck up a second, I'm not AFRAID of Virginia Woolf, I didn't-- let me fucking finish, I'm not afraid, I just didn't know she was there. I was focusing on other stuff and I didn't see her come in. I turned around and she was there and it surprised me it's all

I dropped 75lbs on jenny craig and she died

Forget about the computer stuff I'm thinking about something else now.

They got me started.

Sam Altman scum of shit. Fraud king sociopath of the CSAM machine that kills you. Incest rapist (alleged - look it up!) nerd meet my fuckin elbows 10,000 times.

I have thoughts about Sam Altman that the TOS will not let me share. Basically I think he should use his own chatbot.

You'd think that the second time your chatbot actively encourages a user to shoot themselves in the head is when you'd tap on the brakes a little bit. You'd think after maybe the third case of the user following its advice you'd reevaluate some stuff.

jared lego

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found the bitch fell off.

My favorite comment on the FT story

This Discord scammer messaged me instead of their friend "by accident". Now they're telling me "always great to make new friends!". I got enough friends. I'm a million years old. Don't give me another name I gotta remember.

Nobody tried to run me over at the crossing where they try to run you over this morning, but one lady did roll her eyes at me for getting between her car and the lady and small child she was trying to run over.

“I think you mean…” “You forgot…” “[any reply that starts with an asterisk]” Sssh. Sssshhh. I have thought about making broth from your bones.

"Take a look at the most recent activity in Power BI" what the fuck are you talking about. Ooh there's a new graph that someone's ChappieT made. Shut the fuck up.

I'm pleased to announce to all movie makers that if I give your movie a 1, you can put this graphic in your trailer (or wherever), next to the other prestigious awards of cinetography like the palm d'or or the berlin bear

Many people are outsourcing their thinking to this guy these days.

I'm mayor of New York.

Ay, there's the fuck,

Learned my lesson.

The name Manfred is the human equivalent of Spongebob

good labeler to tag the real freaks here bsky.app/profile/stec...

"Oh I'm The Bear you better fuckin, you better get out of my way, don't TOUCH my fuckin SOUFFLE. Think I'm mean? Well I have the depression. Now how do you feel?". Or whatever. Stupid. Make a good show instead.

There's this show called The Bear and it's about working in a restaurant. And people say it's good but it doesn't look like it's about a bear working in the restaurant and trying not to get discovered. It looks like it's just about a human guy going to work. So they're probably lying.

Come along and join all of your favourite viewer!

On the weekend a guy asked "Did you get him in March?". This is the first time in 5 and a half years someone has understood his name.

Probably the greatest show of all time.

Watched The Grudge last night. Basically it's about what if there was a grudge.

When you say how ChappieT is wrong most of the time and doesn't work and it sucks, people love to say "Well it's just a tool". What the fuck does that mean. A tool should work. If there's a nail gun that doesn't do anything 10% of the time and fires backwards 60% of the time I'm gonna use a hammer.

God damn I am just volleyed as hell this morning. Thundered too.

There Will Be Mechs The Battletech stream is tonight at 6! @johnweinert1.bsky.social and I will be live, ready to answer all your burning mech and hockey related questions. What’s the difference between a SRM 4 and SRM 6, and what exactly is “goalie interference” anyway? All this and more, tonight!

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a readable shirt, must have had the bitch fall off.

Bit loud out

Eternal Funbags of the Topless Mind

Charles Dance? No, Charles act.

Ah fuck

Would it be weirder if the guy who made the Frankenstein gave him a huge dong or a small dong

Losing my shit alreafy like 5 minutes into The Chair Company

@flabberdacks.bsky.social What's the goss on this Speno? Has the Speno carked it?