landlords and bosses living in fear as they should

good morning

i don’t like games you have to be good at.

actually Frankenstein is the doctor, and SHE can’t operate on the patient because he’s her son 😌

As a radio play, it whips ass but

i think the boss level of moral clarity is being able to discern when you have arrived at that 0.01% of circumstances when a specific application of violence is in fact the answer

damn, remember twitter? that’s was weird right

power washing

love the little pocket window where all my sentence friends live

I sympathize with the "plight of men" in the sense that it is the plight of anyone who isnt a millionaire so WHY ARE WE CALLING IT THE PLIGHT OF MEN

love the little pocket window where all my sentence friends live

who called it post-nut clarity and not “cumming to the realization”

after i got my known library squared away this was one of the first ‘new’ discoveries i made when i got on spotify in like 2012. i still get that like “endless possibilities” feeling when i hear this album music.apple.com/us/album/lit...

i’ve started working that my reticence to introduce myself in social situations comes off as arrogant, when its more of a “who gives a fuck who i am” type thing

Hi @diedrichbader.bsky.social Would you mind sharing my middle school’s care closet items? Thanks!

my enemies may be in power but my idols are putting out some of their best work lately

i can do this whole ad, in the voice, on command. Also the man used to shake my hand at church every week he was my hero

my enemies may be in power but my idols are putting out some of their best work lately

folks, it’s Captain Lou Albano screaming about auto body repair o’clock youtu.be/N-OxXK5v7ko

folks, it’s Captain Lou Albano screaming about auto body repair o’clock youtu.be/N-OxXK5v7ko

Holy shit what a picture

idk if i’m breaking any ground here but this victor frankenstein guy might be kind of a piece of shit

sometimes i feel like i’m plugging away at work all night and come home to find you’ve all just been posting away, barely contributing to the household chores

congrats to everyone for thinking this through before signing very big contracts to put it on every student’s device at the school or university you run

🎵Frosty the Coupon Get a junior size for free With a spoon or straw You can hit it raw For a free Frosty from me

frankly if your economy can’t function without the Suicide Computers you didn’t deserve an economy in the first place

mfs got me choking up at the gym

yes actually i do want more parks and sidewalks and public benches so more homeless people can sleep on them. what now bitch

ugh my WOKE doctor’s office keeps asking if i have any allergies

jared lego

jared lego’s joker:

my new mayor getting sexual predators off the streets on day 1 i KNOW thats right

What I thought when I read “the mayor-elect is opening a portal”

evergreen post

hope i go out like Joe Camel (executed by the state for being Too Cool)

it has been a good long minute since I read America Magazine but JD Vance getting schooled in a Jesuit publication is the absolute sweetest plum www.americamagazine.org/faithinfocus...

it’s all over now but one thing i’ll never figure out is why at one point almost 3000 people followed my twitter

btw parks and rec was lame when it was on and it’s incomprehensible now

i said get outta here, man

look can a mf yap about tv shows or not

No! Nut November!

wow what a great week

the crop of this photo really buries the lede on how weird this guy’s head looks

to the racist NYC cowards who actually intend to put their “fleeing the city” money where their mouths are: Connecticut is full. keep driving.

A self-avowed socialist just got elected mayor of the biggest city in America and quoted Eugene Debs to start his acceptance speech. Do not let some loser on here convince you this isn't the biggest accomplishment the American Left has delivered in decades.

it’s so fucking crazy to listen to even one minute of mamdani speak and have “i’m scared” be your ultimate reaction

watch how “crime-infested” NYC becomes in the news the absolute minute mamdani wins

here comes Woke 2

it’s so fucking crazy to listen to even one minute of mamdani speak and have “i’m scared” be your ultimate reaction