one thing i’ve gotta hand it to the fallout show for is how openly it hates the brotherhood of steel

if your social media bio is still a paragraph of sentence fragments at this point i simply assume that you worked for the buttigieg campaign

it’s tough being the only normal guy online but somehow, i purse of ear

I asked the Narcissism Exacerbater and it said I’m right, actually

the more i think about it the less i can wrap my head around moving through the world as an even marginally successful creative. meeting people who formed core parts of their identities around something you worked on for about a year 10 years ago

tried starting red dead 2 again after however long it’s been since it came out and just, what a miserable design philosophy. i can’t think of another time a game has felt resentful that it has to let you play it.

repost to give those 2 or 3 followers who always like your weird posts a little forehead kiss & a grilled cheese cut diagonally

the short answer is no one because it is official US policy to invade the Hague if the ICC ever attempts to charge and prosecute any “american or allied officials and military personnel” with a war crime en.wikipedia.org/wiki/America...

hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison

always knew the burrito taxi industry was scummy but this is the most unfathomably evil, cartoon villain shit I’ve read in a while. jfc

it’s so funny there’s a game called RimWorld. like, hell yeah one for the freaks lol

using my floating holiday immediately to start work next week instead of today

Oh! The Places You’ll Goo!

misty eyed about Johnny Chess on nye

This Brazilian woman hates AI

just learned about the superstition that it’s bad luck to clean or do laundry on new year’s, which doesn’t at all sound like it was made up by the plucky orphans at a boarding house

at a certain point your fireworks show is more of a “backlit smoke” show

Folks my only hope is that it all fails to kill us at least one more time 🥂

If I see one more “politics used to be different” I’m gonna go insane! No it didn’t! If you met a young conservative in 2005 or 1985 or 1965, they were going to say something racist.

everyone who complains about the discover tab should just do what i do and not post anything good enough to show up there

wife is rewatching the walking dead 🙃 just “oh no! zombies! oh no! people!” for eleven seasons

oh please. a winged horse? more like mega sus

my single greatest fear is appearing on the big monitor at a sports event and waving at the screen instead of the camera, like a big fucking idiot

me (forgetting for the 36th year in a row what getting sick feels like): Why does my skin hurt

the state of the online obituary industry is pretty grim. crumbling infrastructure.

One of the best to ever do it

Friend in Westchester NY is trying to place a very friendly cat that hangs out in their yard. The cat is good with other cats. Please spread the word. They’ll have to go to aspca if it gets much colder (yes they built a temp shelter plz read the screenshot). #adoptdontshop #Westchester #PeekskillNY

Oh good, it had been several minutes since i was forced to look at the age-reversing billionaire

townie laureate of new england

taking my wife & her sister to see wicked tomorrow; what should i watch

i would rather watch the worst episodes of second-season twin peaks than basically any other tv show at this point

driving every little kid in my life insane by calling the boy band from kpop demon hunters “the soda boys”

people in my life keep trying to insist there’s a guy named jelly roll alive right now and i simply must disagree

gonna switch out “kill yourself” with “go ahead and talk to chatgpt all you want”

gonna switch out “kill yourself” with “go ahead and talk to chatgpt all you want”

can you tell i saw my 4yo and 1yo nieces today

i bet neil degrasse tyson HATES twinkle twinkle little star. sitting there arms folded all sulky like “i most certainly Do Not wonder what you are,”

yes, and yes.

when i started reading music criticism/journalism in college in the late 00’s, an article about this made it the second elliott smith song i ever listened to

The year the iPhone came out, 90% of people either had one or wanted one. Like 5 minutes after the dot-com bubble burst, we all joined MySpace. Netflix had people cord cutting immediately. It’s so blatant how bad they’re lying. We’ve SEEN good tech revolutions. This ain’t it! We’re not dumb!

the peace of mind i’ve gained from having picked up more groceries this morning before tonight’s big snowfall is legitimately surprising

Calling out a fascist for taking a hypocritical position is easy. It's also a complete waste of time. Fascist rhetoric is aesthetics— pathos, never logos. You'll never get anywhere pointing out a fascist's hypocrisy. Fascism is not to be debated, it's to be smashed. Get comfortable using power.

I would let Sally Hawkins put me in the brazen bull

speaking as the protagonist of myst i can say authoritatively that no, it does not. i’m basically flicking my fingernail on your forehead and ear lobe

Nat King Cole said FUCK 93 year-olds this simple phrase is not for you

Obviously our needs and desires change as we age and therefore so do the gifts our loved ones give us but part of me still gets confused about why none of my presents was like an x-men action figure