good pussy got a man in the hills alive with the sound of music

i'm no longer good at halo, well, no longer as good as i was when i was younger. back when it mattered as a source of pride making glacial progress through Reach on legendary. couple of checkpoints a night sometimes, after work, before i get annoyed with the lack of progress and do something else

hell yeah we got that good lightning proper evening storm

Well, this is a story all about how, this game got flipped turned upside down . . . .

a win for the lawyers and cops

terrible sport

oh my god,

*Irish accent* top of the ninth to ya

are you guys ready for the worst divorce music ever recorded

Beaming with pride at the news that I've earned Bungu Points Truly a great honour

more utter vandalism

Anyone know if there's a way to get Acrobat to default to the 'Pan' cursor on opening rather than the 'Select' cursor?

Frictionless brain activity

it's cool to see that this game's starting pitcher is still hanging in there

if you work at dennys, may god be with you

people are about to set a world record for drive-thru lines

my pc has exploded #stellaris

the duality of man

"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it

everyone knows AI is gonna crash the economy and is just kinda standing around watching it happen. i wonder if there’s any visual stand-in for that kind of thing going on right now

Me When I Am Coming To Fucking Get You

Even at my most kool aid drinking, right wing conservative army dude I always knew the Nazis were the baddies. That was baked in. To say “Nazi stuff is normalised in dudes of an age” or whatever is just a fucking lie and you’re outing yourself as a sympathiser.

help i cant get the big dick good opinion label off my account

Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through

Where's this fucking gimmick train. 6 minutes? Turn-up-and-go eat my arse

women don’t like the vehicle

Women don't like the vehicle

Well that’s all solved then. Hurrah!

had ms word open for precisely 43 seconds and already raging

Dumpling joint is open... and it's buy one get one free... my god

i would never cry "havoc!" and let slip the dogs of war. i would yell it without crying

“The stained-glass curtain you're hiding behind never lets in the sun,” is the least accurate description of how stained glass works in the context of a 3 minute pop song and frankly I don’t see it getting beaten any time soon.

i wanna revert to a gelatinous state so bad

next batman should be Dave batista. But he has to wear the small glasses from blade runner. Even when he's in the batsuit. Small glasses over top of the cowl. get it done

She's an easy lover / She's good at Halo 2, believe it /

i do think that’s where a lot of the obvious resentment for the userbase comes from. 90% of us on here doesn’t really care about the primary reason why this place exists but use his place out of sheer convenience

some of you went here and it shows

Next time someone says cost of living isn’t out of control, remind them that this sort of thing used to cost like six bucks

this is our cracker barrel moment

guys stop posting taylor swift hate... i can't keep up liking every single post

AI has already proven to be wildly dangerous for adult users. Encouraging suicide, inducing ‘ai psychosis’ and reducing people’s ability to do basic tasks. You think plugging a *child* into that sort of environment isn’t going to absolutely destroy their brains? Stop defending AI.

These leaked Taylor swift lyrics go crazy

Pray for all the freelancers getting paid $50 to review the new Taylor Swift album tomorrow. Lord.

OMB director Russell Coight

YEH-HEAH🎶🎶