Sadly the amount of pre-launch ads I'm now seeing for this has me suspecting it's not going to be very good

Note that it peaks in 2014, the very year I was doing a bunch of maths and IT subjects at uni.

US court rules that 2.96 is less than 3.0, which reminded me of Malcolm Turnbull declaring “The laws of mathematics are very commendable, but the only law that applies in Australia is the law of Australia”

“you won’t get away with this”

How long will we continue to live with their boots on our necks?

Computer. Zoom in, enhance

sometimes I’ll make a joke to my wife and she’ll roll her eyes and ask if I’m “gonna post that one on bluesky.” I mean, yes, but her tone is very hurtful

Unfortunately Pluribus has the same effect on me that Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul did (constantly worried about the characters getting sunburn for spending so much time outside in the New Mexico sun)

Beginning to think I might not complete my remaining 2025 NYT crosswords backlog before the end of the year (159 to go)

It’s the *most* wonderful time of the year

RIP to winners of Australian 1999 reality tv competition Popstars, Bardot

Crazy how before 1969 nobody knew the moon existed

i sold my antipsychotic meds to buy my ai girlfriend a new model upgrade for christmas. but then i found out she sold her data center to buy me a gun

This is Laserbeak. He came with Soundwave (unconstructed)

True Lies is a Christmas movie (has Arnold Schwarzenegger who is best known for Jingle All The Way)

Well this is surely illegal, but very festive

I need one of those keyboard vacuum cleaners from Gattaca. Not because I'm trying to hide the fact that I'm Ethan Hawke, but because my keyboard is gross.

All these things were on my bingo card, actually. I have a very large and comprehensive bingo card.

My child wanted to listen to ‘Dumb Ways To Die’ and when I asked Siri to play it she referred me to suicide support services

Who’s got ass for sale?

Avenge me once, shame on you. Avenge me sevenfold, shame on me.

The Jackson 5 were true pioneers in making music that’s annoying as shit

I have to say that, individually, driving and drinking are two things that we specifically restrict to adults. This sounds like a clear-cut case of adult crime, which I'm led to understand from our Premier should lead to adult time.

The most racist, supremacist garbage is being vomited across Australian media right now. Criticising Israel is an unacceptable threat to Jews so speech must be restricted but we have to ensure the restrictions don’t stop us from saying Muslims are terrorists or that brown people shouldn’t migrate.

Ugh, it took me so long to put it up there too

Even NYT games did a wrapped. Have long looked down on people who treat Wordle as an algorithmic exercise (I start with a different word each day) and now I know the adieu losers aren’t even optimising as much as they think they are

Does Lockbox have another meaning I'm not aware of, or does this global business service vendor actually have physical lockboxes in some locations to receive cash payments? (our invoice sadly does not include lockbox instructions)

A bit plane

Sick of recipes telling me not to crowd the pan. I’ll crowd it if I want. It’s my pan. Nanny state bs

THEY'VE PUT ME ON THE POCKETSTATION COOP. I'M BEING RENDERED IN A 32 BY 32 GRID OF MONOCHROME PIXELS. THE BOYS BACK AT QUANTICO SAID THEY'RE GOING TO RELOCATE ME TO A "DOKO DEMO ISSYO" UNTIL THEY CAN GET THIS STRAIGHTENED OUT.

it's actually kinda funny in a way to get to the finish line of curing cancer and having the government go eh you know what. never mind

Incredible

I wish there was an easy way to search Google Photos for all the times my children have taken like 60 consecutive out-of-focus photos of the floor, which have then been automatically uploaded

Noticing for the first time that gmail automatically categorises promotional emails under a 'promotions' tag, and thinking that maybe actually I don't need to hold onto 30,000 ads dating back 20+ years

Sad to see that even schemes aren’t immune to prevailing economic conditions. One can only hope that capers, shenanigans and hi-jinks can hold out a little longer.

Ok sure but compared to other frog puppets of the era, Cratchit was doing okay

They were just pumping out Thin Man movies like it was the Avengers back in the '30s and '40s

I am also using ChatGPT to raise Sam Altman’s baby

The cover of Richard Evans’ ‘The Third Reich in Power’ is a photo of a rally of young Germans waving swastika flags, and reading a book with so many prominent swastikas on the cover, one does really start to feel this tweet

It’s honestly humiliating how often I, an adult human with free will, am tasked with identifying which boxes contain motorcycles or bridges

Now we’re getting somewhere

Whitney Houston

i cannot stop laughing at this

I am also heavily indebted, please Albo may I have $45,000,000

I stopped doing this pretty quickly after some strenuous objections from my 40yo knees and ankles, but after a year of playing basketball I’ve finally started to notice some improvement to my vertical leap. I’ll grab that ring yet.