you know things are going well when the company that sells water for profit sends out a text to everyone begging you to buy less water

had been worried i will gain weight in florida next month but i guess that’s not going to be a problem

drink a load of water and do some intervals

What if this is the one that’s right

boeing

how about you fuck off?

just taking a post lunch walk and the algae on the canal has reached a point where it looks like you could stand on it - but at other bits there is none. also a heron.

went for a run and the canal is giving reflecting pool

(haven’t watched a game yet but heard we’re in the top 16) *orders an england top, books 3 lions tattoo, and develops strong opinions about the team’s performance* ITS DEFINITELY COMING HOME

everything is a scam. was just booking a car for use in florida in august and was on the same care hire website, on the same browser, looking at the same car, for the same booking details, on two separate tabs, and had two different prices. like £100 difference.

everyone saying shit about birmingham in this bin fire sounds like a yank talking about air con

mmmmm forbidden jam

eldest and youngest

haven’t run, or exercised, or eaten fruit, or anything fresh really in about 3 months and i’ve started to put on a bit of timber around my middle - time to fix the temple i guess. some starting stats for tracking purposes.

wind has picked up, outside air temp has dropped a couple of degrees and is set to continue dropping to a much better temp than last night. we made it.

yanks on here

the sun has become more powerful than anyone could have predicted and must be stopped

just seen supergirl, it’s a bit meh which was disappointing as i really enjoyed superman. jason momoa’s character felt like it was just put in so they could put jason momoa in it, it added nothing.

walked to the shop for some ice cream, i’m only halfway home and i’m now holding a tub of Ben and Jerry’s cookie dough cream

there is a breeze, nicest place to be rn is outside in the shade

who wants to donate to my go fund me “americans think a/c will solve all the heatwave problems, help me prove them wrong by funding a full a/c split system throughout my home”?

lots of people pointing out the barriers to getting a/c in the uk and they are all good points, but here’s the main barrier, the one without any solution or work around. i can’t fucking afford it. and neither can most people.

science has failed us, the planet is burning up, it’s time to hear the flat earthers out

just been outside to hang some washing up and i would like to table a motion to move the earth to a higher orbit. the sun is too close.

americans don’t understand, we’re not complaining about the heat because we’re stupid pussies, we’re complaining about the heat because we like complaining about the weather

Noticing that now more often use bro instead of mate when addressing someone they don't know but still want to remain friendly with. Another sickening form of creeping Americanism, and in a way, fascism.

quiet quiet, the only poor people i want to hear about are the people who attend to my pours at the spa

when people ask for tips for sleeping in the heat

would swap

starmer’s main problem was communication. in that he couldn’t communicate his terrible decisions in a way that made people not see how terrible they were.

checking in on gregg wallace to see how he’s doing since getting cancelled

lmao updated forecast for wednesday and thursday in birmingham is 35 degrees

iran at the strait of hormuz

you know you’ve strayed a bit far north when you see a 24hr drive through greggs

had a domino’s

people without kids have the most wild and hilarious opinions about what parenting is like and what they believe they would do if they had kids. it’s like when people start telling authors what their book is about when they haven’t even read it, just sit down you have no clue what you’re on about

pretty sure ai could do my job as i now thumbs up more emails than i reply to

guess kids are just have to go back to bullying each other the way we did in the 80s and 90s, in person and physically

another sad example of government failing to understand technology. Bluesky is a user-to-user platform whose purpose is to enable misunderstanding jokes.

teenagers all over the uk who have never before had any interest in these 10 social media sites now logging on in droves to see what all the fuss is about

a flippant post has broken containment and had to be muted. maybe the real reason no one is having kids anymore is that you’re all a bunch of virgins

it costs us over £600 a month to have our 3yr old in nursery full time and that’s after the free working parent hours and tax free childcare but yeah it’s probably the phones

store brought pizzas have less cheese than they used to and it’s time we stood up as one and say no more, we want our cheese back

just because elon musk identifies as a trillionaire doesn’t mean i have recognise him as one