same people when you see them without an ai filter

i’ve eaten so many homemade pickled onions i think i’ve permanently altered the ph level in my stomach

every time you think his life can’t be any sadder this man finds new levels of previously undiscovered pathetic. if he wasn’t such a cunt you’d feel bad for him. worst case of brain rot ever recorded.

boxing day is superior to christmas day

at spoons for a large breakfast and there are people here who are fully on it already. even by weatherspoons pre 10am standards

and Tiny Tim, who died, can now be interacted with in the form of a fully animated AI chat bot with just a couple of photos and simple prompts

love this clip of dmx being offered a copy of the lyrics to rudolph the red nose reindeer by a radio show who are hoping they can get him to sing it and he just excitedly says he knows the lyrics and then immediately goes into it

If we can't kill foxes, we'll kill our dogs. Your move.

calm down keir starmer

santas naughty list had been heavily redacted but the elves are fucking stupid as shit so you can just copy and paste it into notepad to reveal all the names

done. knees and back are fucked.

time to start wrapping. i hate past dean.

Dudes Rock

at winter wonderland in the nec and thought i was in luck and they hadn’t included this death trap this year but no they just put it in the corner to give the illusion you’ll be slammed into a wall so looking forward to that

your dad sends out “before the networks jam..” new years eve texts

I’m interpreting that fact that my manager booked supervision with me at 2pm today as malicious

you can tell it’s christmas week because i didn’t get my first email today until 6.38am

santa on 23rd december

just watched wicked 2 with the girls and firstly casting jeff goldblum as the wizard of oz was perfect, also by far not the worst film i’ve seen this year. would make an excellent west end show like frozen did.

andrew tate was the alpha in that fight but chase demoor was beta

he forgot to say welcome to jackass

turns out my willingness to support violence is very victim dependent

hearing the sandy hook family’s may be willing to waive alex jones’s debt if he beats deontay wilder in a sanctioned pro boxing match

i would unquestionably believe david walliams innocence if he beat Usyk in a boxing match and i think he could do it

i don’t generally condone violence yet here we are second day on the trot

bloodsport is woke now

well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers

you can actually pinpoint the second his jaw rips in half

congrats to jake paul on becoming the new oof meme guy

this is gonna this is gonna hurt (bad) hurt (good)

the spirits of christmas past, present, and future are scrambling to bring their plan forward 9 nights

nerds: this will negatively impact computing (bad) me: this will negatively impact computing (good)

clock is ticking before the australian active shooter disarmer guy gets milkshake ducked so give him his props now before it’s too late

most dudes only get to dream about taking down an active shooter

at a Christmas party for 9’s cheerleading group in a proper old school venue and the dj is playing back to back party bangers from the 90’s

didn’t even realise twlldun was on here but having checked i blocked back in 2023. surprised they have not yet succumb to food poisoning but give it time

incredible boomer comment on facebook about a future housing development

doing “got your nose” to jimmy fallon and watching him freak out

greatest possible outcome, guy from a couple of doors down came to ask me how i got the lights up in the tree (step ladder and washing line pole) because his wife now wants him to do the same on the tree outside theirs. i have asserted male dominance on the street and ruined a guys day

i cannot imagine figuring out who to vote for without chatgpt

i cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without a brain

don’t mean to brag but yeah just got this email

“you don’t understand, it was harder than if we’d actually filmed it”