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iād go further and ban the internet
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Danielle Froom š³ļøāš
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Dikkii š±
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šØ***URGENT***šØ mcdonalds are doing big mac sauce dips. stop what youāre doing and go to mcdonalds. back in the day they would give you big mac sauce in an ice cream lid if you asked amd it was sooo good for your chips but then they became pricks about it and started saying no more than yes
about 1 month ago
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me pressing the button on all the empty seats around me
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2 hours 15 mins of this will be conversations between the characters carefully repeating what has happened so far and what they are going to do next
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eldest decided today is a good day to make the packet of fake snow which was in their Christmas Eve boxes. Sheās currently sat in the lounge with youngest playing with it. 5ft away is a garden full of real snow.
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Ross Sayers
about 1 month ago
'Might I suggest private chat in the turret? You have selected MUTUALLY ASSURED TRAITOR DESTRUCTION'
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that seems like a pretty dangerous thing to say
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the snowstorm i didnāt believe would produce any meaningful snow seems to be producing quite a meaningful amount of snow already
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anyone looking for an experienced policy, advocacy, and comms person, would be a fool not to hire dan. donāt be a fool.
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about 1 month ago
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Dan Sohege
about 1 month ago
Sadly it is official, my current employment contract finishes at the end of March. It has been a fantastic three years at Migrant Voice. If you, or someone you know, knows of job opportunities for an experienced policy, advocacy and comms person, across multiple sectors, please do let me know.
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Sal Cap0ne
about 1 month ago
The charity vid has always been my favourite thing on the internet, nothing else comes close.
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Flight of the Conchords - Feel Inside (and stuff like that) - official Cure Kids long version
YouTube video by CureKidsNZ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=py_30jZGUYk
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feeling very uncomfortable and in pain, had poor sleep, struggling to face the day, and itās all because of things i voluntarily put into my own body last night (a massive spicy takeaway)
about 1 month ago
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Tim Newman
about 1 month ago
Oh yes, definitely give children a pocket-sized AI-enabled device that can share a live camera feed. No way this could lead to any negative outcome!
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logging on
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knew it, as soon as all the traitors had been picked but just before they were asked to take the blindfolds off the camera panned across some of them and Fiona had a huge smile on her face.
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Lee Harvey (non-Oswald)
about 1 month ago
Have you heard about... Let me just stop you there, I have heard about enough things already
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itās of vital importance that i keep @myname on the deepfake child porn site to stop other people using @myname. obviously they could still use @my_name or @_myname or @mynanne or @mynam3 or some other slight variation but iām just very particular about them not using @myname so iāll hold that
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~daniel_barker~
about 1 month ago
It's the 3rd of January 1939, your name is professor James Smith and you are staring at a drawing of a fish. It's not a regular fish. It is a completely impossible fish.
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guys you donāt understand, i donāt access my child porn account, i just think itās better to have a child porn account and you all trust me when i say i donāt look at it than to have someone else have a child porn account with my name which i think would be worse for reasons
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Xeni Flowers
about 1 month ago
they were kinda crunchy
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if you know who h**** l**** is then you already know more about h**** l**** than there is any reason or need to ever know. her existence warrants nothing more than ignoring. no good can come from paying attention to or acknowledging or discussing h**** l****. block her for your own good.
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Dave Williams
about 1 month ago
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this reminds me of frankie boyles bit about the 2008 financial crisis where heās stood on stage screaming āit was the banks, the banks! They showed us them doing it on the fucking news! Am I the only one who remembers this?!ā
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elon musk will love this
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about 1 month ago
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just treat him like any other demented pensioner āwe need greenlandā āsure we do, weāll sort that after dinner, itās jello for pudding today youāre favouriteā
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but can it kick itās operator in the balls?
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about 1 month ago
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āyou wonāt get away with thisā
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about 1 month ago
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so earlier i was walking the dog on the canal path the canal was frozen so i took a big branch and smashed holes in the ice then i used it as a lever against the bank to lift a huge ice sheet until it cracked and the branch fell and hit me and thatās how as a 42 year old dad of 3 i hurt my knee
about 1 month ago
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ginger and turmeric tea is absolutely top tier
about 1 month ago
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i see they are going with the napster defence
about 1 month ago
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lot of people critical of america but i donāt think they really appreciate how much wealth there is just sitting in the ground in venezuelan and also how easy stealing it like this is. the wealth to ease of stealing ratio is off the charts
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mattie lubchansky
about 1 month ago
if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
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Santiago Jones
about 1 month ago
Gladiators appearing on other shows are so inconsistent. Fire on Mastermind - In the leotard Nitro on ANYTHING - In the leotard Legend on Apprentice - NORMAL CLOTHES
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trump in the command centre
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about 1 month ago
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turning a big dial taht says "War Crimes" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right.
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Peter Ellis
about 1 month ago
these days you get arrested and thrown in jail just for saying you're the president of venezuela
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my prediction is that the people of venezuela will now as part of a free and fair democratic process elect a new leader who will grant licenses to american companies following fair an transparent processes to extract oil at unbelievably good value
about 1 month ago
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time to take a big sip of water and log on for my first day as fifaās new head of marketing
about 1 month ago
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the news is too wild today, itās a big nope from me
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i never thought iād say this but i think iāve lost faith in the fifa peace prize and what i once believed it stood for
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iām old enough to remember when our current government made a whole song and dance about protecting children online so i imagine theyāll be all over this twitter situation any day now
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no change to this prediction after tonight
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about 1 month ago
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i donāt care for the missions
#thetraitors
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jeffery epstein would have loved grok
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upgrading my assumption to you being a nonce
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llms are a reverse alan turing test that identify people too stupid to understand they are talking to a word blender
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Seva
about 1 month ago
Jan 1: this is the year of new Me Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital
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